There’s a truly horrifying gaggle of monstrous corporate mascots and images over at Plan 59. 1950’s advertising was just plain creepy isn’t new to anyone, but this girl eagerly awaiting for a disembodied hand to finish spreading brains on a slice of cellophane bread, looks as if she can unhinge your jaw and swallow your soul. This proposed barbecue stand resembles an illustration from Ralph Steadman’s Animal Farm. This dish only looks edible if you are Andy Milonakis’ son… until you consider eating someone else’s barf instead. This kid is a leper while a young Michael Berryman eats a plate full of entrails.
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