Horrifying Corporate Mascots From Days of Yore

There’s a truly horrifying gaggle of monstrous corporate mascots and images over at Plan 59. 1950’s advertising was just plain creepy isn’t new to anyone, but this girl eagerly awaiting for a disembodied hand to finish spreading brains on a slice of cellophane bread, looks as if she can unhinge your jaw and swallow your soul. This proposed barbecue stand resembles an illustration from Ralph Steadman’s Animal Farm. This dish only looks edible if you are Andy Milonakis’ son… until you consider eating someone else’s barf instead. This kid is a leper while a young Michael Berryman eats a plate full of entrails.

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  1. The Unicorn says:

    You gotta love a meal that consists of a plate of spaghetti and a bunless hot dog that you clench in your non-dominant hand.

  2. Paul D says:


    scary…nightmares…sleep with the light on

  3. AcidReign says:

    …..Mmmm, hot dogs stuffed with cheese and wrapped with bacon! Too bad they’re small dogs! a trio of Jumbo ones, along with a side of cream cheese and a dozen Krispy Kreem donuts would be sublime!

    …..Supersize me.