Time To Make the Doughnuts…In Heaven

Michael Vale, the Dunkin’ Donuts man, has passed away here in New York of complications from diabetes. In honor of his service in inciting us to snack, we will forgo any jokes about putting sprinkles on his ashes.

He was 83, or 6.9 dozen.

‘Time to make the doughnuts’ actor dies [CNN]

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