• Hide small bodies with the KitchenAid 12-Cup 700 Watt Black Ultra Wide Mouth Food Processor, now just $105 shipped at Amazon using the code HOHOHOHO. If you would prefer something more jaunty to match the gory remains of your victims, you can also get it in red. [via Slickdeals]

• Staples has a $.99 Sale on a variety of office goods, including Duck Tape, a 12-inch shatterproof ruler, and a Premium 1-hole punch. You’ve got the mixer for the murder—now stock up on torture. Slickdeals has the item numbers from which to order.

• Macys.com is having their after-Christmas clearance, with discounts of up to 65% off.

• Yahoo Small Business has a $2.99 per year domain registration sale going on for .com, .net, .org, .biz, .info, and .us domains—but only if you’re a new customer.

• Today’s Woot: The Mustek GSmart D50 3.1 megapixel digital camera for $75 shipped. No optical zoom, so we’d say pass. The entry level for a nice Canon Powershot is only around $150 (here’s a Powershot A410 for $127 shipped), and it’s worth saving up to get a real point-and-shoot.

Want more consumer news? Visit our parent organization, Consumer Reports, for the latest on scams, recalls, and other consumer issues.