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Qwest To Workers: Pee In A Urinal Bag

aquanetta — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:44:50 EDT

David Sedaris did a thing on David Letterman about the urinal bag:

aquanetta

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jimda — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:10:36 EDT

as i get older i could use these bags

jimda

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FLConsumer — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:26:12 EDT

Nothing like pissing away time...reading Consumerist...instead of working.

FLConsumer

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chartrule — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:18:28 EDT

ask yes - order no

chartrule

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chartrule — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:18:04 EDT

@noquarter:

they make female urinal bags as well

as for both the male/female versions they contain a dry powder that turns to a solid jelly mass and you simply seal and toss in the trash

I don't see how any company could order that its employees in the field had to use them rather than being able to go and find a bathroom

chartrule

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Umbershoot — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:34:15 EDT

@I Ain't Tryin' a Hear Dat!:

I'll have to agree. Anyone who has ever traveled with a 5 year old can tell you that there's not always a bathroom when you're away from civilization and have to go.

That being said, I'm glad my boss didn't hand me a bag.

Umbershoot

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ZekeSulastin — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:26:55 EDT

@StevieD: Why wait for the whole story when you can blast the corporation now? ;)

ZekeSulastin

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slowinthefastlane — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:07:59 EDT

Note to self: NEVER shake hands with a Quest technician. Why didn't they just get them the a "stadium buddy"? That way they could just let loose wherever they may be:

[en.wikipedia.org]

slowinthefastlane

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clevershark — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:46:08 EDT

You could do as he says, and show your appreciation for the suggestion by dropping off the used bags at his desk in the evening. He'll be thrilled for sure!

clevershark

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Cary — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:07:35 EDT

AT&T has been pissing on their customers for years.

As one, the bag sounds like a good idea.

Cary

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Final — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:41:24 EDT

G*d D*amn Unions. This is why America can't compete in the global market. If your boss tells you to p*ss in a bag you better p*ss in a g*d d*amn bag. if this was India not only would they be p*ssing in a bag they'd be saving that urine to make Qwest Communication's Chai Tea... Urine is sterile and salted.

Final

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Blue — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:56:22 EDT

@burgundyyears:

And whats more......what are they supposed to do with the filled bags? Are they not considered medical waste?

Blue

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Blue — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:54:45 EDT

@burgundyyears: And whats more, what are they to do with the filled bags. Are they not medical waste?

Blue

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StevieD — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:33:18 EDT

There is going to be a lot more to this story than first reported.

Why not wait until the story has been fully explored than wasting (wasting.... get it) our time.

StevieD

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justdan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:44:11 EDT

They need to build in porta potties into these trucks. Of course, that is way too logical for Corporate suits. Put them on the project and they will wind up taking away seats and make the truckers stand for 100 miles.

justdan

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justdan — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:43:08 EDT

@forgottenpassword: According to one of the links from these comments, that is called "crap bagging".

justdan

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Victo — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:23:41 EDT

As a customer, I wouldn't let a technician TOUCH anything in my house, after knowing he has to pee in a bag. HYGIENE someone! That a EWWW good enough to switch companies.

Victo

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edrebber — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:04:09 EDT

Where would the worker use the urinal bag? It's still illegal to urinate in public, even if you are using a urinal bag.

Female workers would need the following funnel.

[www.urinelle.biz]

edrebber

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danger — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:56:54 EDT

Field techs may pee on the road, but the wise consumer craps in the office:

[stupidmoneyhacks.com]

danger

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marmot — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:14:20 EDT

I want to know if you have to turn them in at the end of the day to prove you've been using them?

That's what I'd do, drop them off on the boss' desk on my way home.

And why isn't the union filing a grievance?

marmot

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KogeLiz — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:50:11 EDT

@forgottenpassword: maybe they hand out loaf bags, too.
Oh man, imagine seeing that.

KogeLiz

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KogeLiz — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:48:30 EDT

@zentec: Exactly. I was about to say, why don't they just piss in the bushed? But then after meeting someone who is on a sex offender list for life because of doing that, I take back my thoughts.

KogeLiz

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darkclawsofchaos — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:02:53 EDT

@burgundyyears and ChuckECheese: thats one part of the story, the other is to prevent what happens in this vid

darkclawsofchaos

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rfjason — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:21:02 EDT

I'm going to have to side with Qwest on this one. Given that I've never had a pleasant, timely, or professional experience with a Qwest field tech, I have no problem degrading them to this level.

Maybe giving them a bag will help them stop pissing all over Qwest's customers.

rfjason

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fhic — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:08:14 EDT

@theysaidwhat: "Are male field techs required to return to the office with a minimum number of filled bags, for example?"

Or if they don't return with filled bags, are they going to be charged with illegal disposal of biohazard waste? I would *love* to find one of these used bags in my trash can. Cha-ching! Profit!

fhic

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Orngbliss — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:57:16 EDT

Whatever happened to the good 'ol Biffies?? I don't know if any of you have ever been in one, but they are pretty foul. So, I am sure this would deter the union field workers from taking a leisurely pee and it would also prevent the need of a worker driving to the nearest MC D's. I think a biffy, no matter how foul, is still better than peeing into a bag....

What if your aim is off? What if you pull the bag away too soon? You had better hope that you have some hand sanitizer and towels to clean up your mess.... I am not a male, so for me, peeing into a bag could become quite messy. That is, until I perfect the art of peeing into a bag........

Orngbliss

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thelushie — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:24:20 EDT

So apparently, Qwest has no female field workers. It is even harder to find a bathroom as a woman as most women require a min. level of clean.

thelushie

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Fly Girl — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:08:56 EDT

Please, God, PLEASE tell me that this was taken out of context. I'm praying that the actual conversation was something more like this:

QWEST WORKER: So, Mr. Supervisor, when I'm out in that field that's twenty minutes from civilization working on that phone pole on that job that's going to take four hours, what am I supposed to do when nature calls? Just cop a squat in the field?

MR. SUPERVISOR: Um, no. Uh, I'm not sure. Um... I mean, we don't really want you, in your Qwest uniform, peeing out in public... But we also don't want you to waste time and gas driving forty minutes round-trip just to pee... How can we solve this problem?... Lemmee think... I know! I'll order you some of those road trip urination bags that I saw in my wife's Lilian Vernon catalog last week! That way, when the task of going pee is going to take you a significant amount of time, you can just sneak away into the privacy and comfort of your Qwest truck and handle your business.

QWEST WORKER: Um... Okay... *CALLS UNION REP* "OMGZ!!! MY BOSS WANTS US ALL TO PEE IN BAGS! WTF?!?!"

I mean, even if that's what happened, that's still bad and still NOT okay, but at least it's not the big boss man saying-- "NO STOPS TO PEE! DRIVE AND PEE! NO BREAKS FOR YOU!!!" Instead, it was just poorly thought out problem solving.

Fly Girl

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ChuckECheese — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:47:56 EDT

@joemono: No it wasn't--I tasted it to make sure (j/k).

ChuckECheese

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joemono — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:46:31 EDT

@ChuckECheese: I hope it wasn't the same kind of Gatorade that is normally bright yellow.

joemono

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ChuckECheese — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:13:24 EDT

Maybe this is only in my neck of the woods, but around here you see the occasional pee-bottle, that is, a water bottle that has been used as a makeshift urinal. I was on a worksite last week that had a couple of them. They glow bright yellow in the sun. One of the bottles was a Gatorade bottle, which I betcha is easier to aim into.

Here's an amusing article on the topic: [www.roadsideamerica.com]

ChuckECheese

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Rusted — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:04:57 EDT

One supervisor who will be having quality time with his supervisor.....

Rusted

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razz4901 — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:03:24 EDT

What's new about phone companies aka AT&T trying to restrict workers going to the restrooms...ask someone who worked as a operator in the old Bell days and they will tell you how restrictive the unwritten bathroom policies were and still are....peeing on company time (so to speak) cost money that the phone companies do not want to spend....the CWA rep that went to the press must have been really pissed of or on...

razz4901

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forgottenpassword — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:54:16 EDT

and what if they have to pinch a loaf? Doing that often takes more time than taking a whiz!

forgottenpassword

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DrJimmy — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:52:17 EDT

April Fools Day comes early this year!

DrJimmy

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MissPeacock — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:35:57 EDT

@firefoxx66: Agreed, but why stop there? Why not have catheters inserted for all desk-bound employees!

MissPeacock

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no.no.notorious — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:35:51 EDT

union workers waste so much time anyway, would peeing in a bag really make a difference?

no.no.notorious

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Trai_Dep — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:31:42 EDT

Psst. Qwest execs. Rubber bands are even cheaper!

Trai_Dep

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firefoxx66 — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:22:57 EDT

I think every company needs to quickly implement this time-saving policy, in the field or not. Think about how much time workers waste walking to the bathroom and back! Pee-bags for all!

firefoxx66

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snoop-blog — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:20:58 EDT

the person who started this is really asking for a urine-oriented practical joke to happen to him. pee on his car door handle? leave a pee bag on his desk? use one as a water balloon? pee in his convertable when he leaves the top down? pee in his coffee? the possibilities are endless, but he deserves all of them.

snoop-blog

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alphafemale — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:16:52 EDT

And just mentioning, according to the article, this isn't an official new "policy" it was just one supervisor being a nitwit...

alphafemale

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alphafemale — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:14:24 EDT

Sexist! If the female techs get to go to a real potty, how come the men can't?
Sexist! If the male techs get to go in a bag, how come the women can't?
I'm just playin'.

alphafemale

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noquarter — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:07:48 EDT

So what are female field techs supposed to do? If they're still allowed to seek out public restrooms, then this seems like an obviously sexist company policy. And I'm pretty sure there are laws against that kind of thing.

noquarter

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strangeffect — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:05:36 EDT

What a spectacular way to justify unionization.

strangeffect

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theysaidwhat — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:02:07 EDT

You have to wonder how they are going to enforce this inane policy. Are male field techs required to return to the office with a minimum number of filled bags, for example? On second thought, if they were, I bet the policy would change very quickly!

theysaidwhat

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burgundyyears — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:54:59 EDT

Qwest probably shouldn't want to go down this road.

burgundyyears

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zentec — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:53:00 EDT

In a (ridiculous) day and age when dashing behind the bushes can land you on a sex offender list, the bags might be a little foresighted.

Of course, as the article indicates, it was about corporate profits, not about employee comfort or safety.

zentec

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azntg — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:31:52 EDT

Awww, how cute. The urinal bag has Qwest branding all over it!

Seriously, it's not exactly a secret that field techs like to waste time any way they can, but could we not mess with the basical necessities like taking care of nature's call?

azntg