<![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> OMG, this guy must have worked for Honeywell! A Honeywell guy came to my door not one week ago with the exact word for word spiel.
Only til #3, however, when I said "I said no, I am going back in my house now!". I'm glad I went with my gut.

anaisnun

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> What's the difference between a girl scout and a salesperson anyway, besides age? Innocence? Youth? So what? They're after your money to do something with their lives so you don't have any money to do something with your life.
Try this: if you know of anything you can sell to them, be it old books, old clothes, some network marketing thing you tripped into, sell that to them. Get telemarketers all riled up about your website. Use them to add money to your life.

MeDG

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> What I do: As soon as I know it's a sales pitch, I simply (and rudely, if I must) interrupt and tell them that solicitations aren't welcome - please leave immediately. If they insist on anything else but leaving, I get verbally hostile and start flashing the ol' Louisville Slugger that I keep by the door.

My only exception is the neighborhood kids selling their candy bars, coupons, cookies, etc. for various activities they might be involved in. The downside is that I have a freezer full of Girl Scout cookies piling up over 2 years that I can't seem to eat my way through.

racermd

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Buy a sign off of eBay... that should play enough psychological game with anyone thinking about doing anything around your house.

Damn salespeoples... can't stand em!

Zwitterion

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Jim and bnorton: back when I had more free time I greatly enjoyed being a time sink for sleazy sales guys. I still do if they get me with enough time and in the right mood. I agree that it's a 'good deed for the day'.

We have a sign that says "No solicitors" but it's ignored by all the religious proselytizers (who are the primary ones it's aimed at).

revmatty

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Oh those kooky alarm companies... back in 1984 I worked as a temp in an ADT office. Came to learn that the company had just settled a lawsuit that derived from the fact that certain of their salesforce had been paying burglars to target specific houses... the homes of folks who hadn't bought their services, on the hopes that those homeowners would then re-consider! And apparently it had worked for a while, but the scumbags visited that well once too often.

Obviously, that's an extreme- and likely unique- example, but yeah, it's been shown that the best salesmen have more sociopathic tendencies.

VeeKaChu

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I have a great security system. It consists of a German Shepherd who likes me, my wife, and no one else. Plus a bunch of ways of inflicting bodily harm on people who come on my property without my permission.

So, I'd probably just cut out the middleman and introduce the alarm sales guy to my dog. Woof.

Gratitude to the previous homeowner for installing an alarm, though, my homeowner's insurance went down.

opsomath

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Taylor. This post is hilarious. Are you LDS? My experience is that they use the Mormon Missionary Model to market these things. After all, you are more than comfortable with having the door slammed in your face.

Johnson?

phildeaux

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Oh yeah, forgot to add in the $2k for window & door reinforcement/replacement + restricted keyway locks that the insurance co also required (and helped fund).

FLConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> A professionally-installed alarm system provides excellent coverage that would thwart all but the most sophisticated burglar and/or someone with inside knowledge of that alarm system. The problem? NONE of the major national companies ADT,Brinks,etc do a true professional installation. Nor are most homeowners willing to pay for it.

Just the equipment (actual wholesale price) for my alarm system ran about $1k and that's the wholesale price for the parts alone. I'm not sure what the markup from an alarm company would be, but I'm sure it's got to be at least double that. And that doesn't even include installation, and the labor would be at least that amount. Are most homeowners willing to pay $3k or so for their alarm systems? Probably not. Too bad, as a half-assed alarm system is worse than no alarm system.

@mthrndr: $40-50 bucks a month?!?! Who the hell pays that? $8.50/mo is what I pay and that's the "retail" rate. The wholesale rate is $2-4 depending on the monitoring station. Full reporting of open/closings, UL-listed monitoring station (my insurance co picked it + the alarm equipment).

FLConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @mthrndr: My mother had a "No Solicitors" sign at the front door and no it did not work...mostly because the people who were knocking on the door did not know what the word "Solicitor" meant. She then made a hand written sign "NO Selling, I am a grumpy old lady and I don't need any more $H!+". That pretty much stopped everyone except for the school aged kids.

Rachacha

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I would stay away from ProtectAmerica....

hossfly

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @MercuryPDX: Yeah, I guess this is true, you gotta go with the flow, but in our neighborhood and our city I have never even seen a house with one of these signs, so if you had a sign here, you would definitely be the odd one out!

SaraAB87

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Consumerist, please give Theresa more assignments. I like her writing style!

Thin mints and holy water, I was smiling before I got to read the comments.

scoosdad

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> but times have changed. back when i did door to door, it wasn't all that uncommon.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Ciao_Bambina: sorry for the spelling my pc is running so slow today, i've given up proof reading. but i am never a rude salesman. i can't tell you how many families invited me to dinner, or how many times i'd do the dishes, shovel snow, etc. i played the good grandson, and still do.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @noquarter: Give them your D.O.B. and SSN and you might as well have handed out a golden ticket.

Papa Midnight

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @snoop-blog: "if you absolutely are a dick at the door, and are definately not letting me in," - heh, I think we all know who the 'dick at the door' was...

BTW, you don't get to work at my spelling factory.

Ciao_Bambina

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Well it's good he confesses, but he wouldn't make it into the front door in my home, and he sure as hell isn't getting my social security number. He could come in and say "I just walked in your back door, and you left it unlocked" and I would reply "Oh really? Did you lock it on the way back out? I don't want any cats getting out". Sorry, you aren't whipping me into any kind of emotional anything, especially by spouting nonsense about home invasions. I'm sure that BS works wonders on the old folks and stay at home moms though.

Saboth

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> My parents have had central vac since I was a child and was diagnosed with severe allergies. My dad has upgraded it himself with more pvc pipe(That's all they use when they put in the system), and he cleans out the drum and the filter 2 times a year. No problems. The only problem that they ever had was when my mom sucked up 6 yards of baling twine and it got wrapped around the beater brush of the vacuum head itself. Three hours and a carpet knife later, and it was back in service. And as far as replacing the hose, a few pieces of duck tape pretty much patches up any holes in the hose.

Which is why I can't possibly understand why someone earlier said that people were using their Kirby's or Orek's or what have you, because the central vacs were hard to use and take care of.

shortergirl06

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @snoop-blog: Well, all I know is that my mom has had that central vac for 10 years or so with relatively few problems, while I've gone through several regular vacuums, including an Oreck that I just wasn't that happy with.

She has replaced the hose once in those 10 years, and because she lives in a remote coastal community that takes hours to get to from the closest service center, they agreed to let a local repair shop do any work needed.

Mom's a neat freak and a loud mouth, and if she wasn't happy, believe me, we'd be hearing about it!

Ciao_Bambina

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I sold cutco during the same semester I took multivariable calculus. I spent upwards of 2 hours a night doing one of those two activities. After the cost of the knives, I netted around $100. I learned two things that semester: 1) I loathe trying to sell people things I don't believe they need and 2) multivariable calculus.

I would recommend their knives, if you're looking for them. Specifically, I'd recommend the paring knife. Although, my recent knife preference has leaned toward smooth blades that I can hone.

If you're going to get them, you might want to apply for the job just to buy the knives at a steep discount.

ooby

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I learned all I needed to know about alarm companies and their salesmen from having worked at one for a few weeks. I monitored the alarms on the graveyard shift, and had to deal with the results of salespeople selling systems to homeowners and business owners that would have trouble managing a ham sandwich, let alone an alarm system with several different types of sensors and keypads. As long as they kept up payments, though, it was all good.

As for this guy... his scenario sounds plausible, but I tend to file claims from salespeople about their commissions under the same category as the amount of tips that strippers claim to make.

halloweenjack

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Rectilinear Propagation: well here's the secret.....

if i can bully you into your home (of course not literally bully you), but if you are enough of a pushover to let me in your home (knowing you don't want me there), then you are probably enough of a pushover to buy what i'm selling.

if you absolutely are a dick at the door, and are definately not letting me in, you probably wouldn't have bought what i'm selling anyhow.

i could talk my way through a doorstep in 30 mins or less. you just got to hit enough doors, and have the right look, and pitch. speaking of looks, some places use good looking women to do the talking at the door and bait you, then switch her with a shark of a salesman once you've commited to the demo.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Hambriq: Umm, no. The good ones make that much. There were about 20-30 salesman in my company that hit $100,000 over 4 months.

Yeah, it's sick.

kwk9

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I'm surprised these guys even still get through the door. If we're all keeping our kids indoors playing video games because we're afraid of child molesters then why are we OK with letting complete strangers in our house?

Rectilinear Propagation

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @senor_tron: i honestly made 48k in a full year selling kirby's. not bad for an 18 year old (at that time of course). but i will call bs on the op. i wouldn't be surprised to hear he made around 50k though. i sell cars now (duh!) and can make anywhere from 75-125k per year. sales jobs pay great if your good at it. most of them are commission, so you have to be good at it.

on a side note, i thought about selling no soliciting signs door to door. i got burned out on doing door to door is why i quit. now i make more money and let the people come to me. of course i still market myself though.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> i don't give much credence to what an admitted liar says about his job or bank acct. From what i've seen of these type of door to door sales'people', when he says his bank acct has six 'digits' i think he's probably counting the decimals. Caveat emptor with any of these door to door yahoos.

senor_tron

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Ciao_Bambina: then tell me why i sold kirby's to people who had central vacs? and some people with them already had a hoover or equivalent they were using over the central vac. if your g-ma can't lift a kirby (makes sense) then she needs the oreck xl. pound for pound, gave the kirby some decent competition. left minimal debris, and has great filtration.

of course if you told me the reason they bought the kirby was because i was just damn smooth, i wouldn't argue with you there either. but really, central vac systems can run in upwards of $5-10k, not too mention you pretty much need a service contract, of course only certified techs can fix them, and believe me, no ones ever been screwed by a ceritfied tech.

and all that hose? no thanks. all the holes you develope in them, they are pretty expensive (the hoses), and i've only came across a couple that didn't already have the duct tape job on them.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @jenl1625: the fun call was the one from TruGreen ChemLawn, calling (with my name, which the phone was in, even though the house wasn't in my name) to "renew last year's service contract." I pointed out that I hadn't been there the previous year.

Isn't that, like, "wire fraud"?

RedSonSuperDave

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @billbillbillbill: I bet that explains why he only works 1/4 of the year.

And I know salesmen love to brag, using decimal places, about how much money they make - but I prefer not to take their word for it.

nytmare

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I recall my parents, years ago, got a similar sales pitch. Except the guy wasn't lying. It was for driveway resurfacing. Guy said that they wanted to get some business in the area, and it looked like our driveway would look good when surfaced. They'd give us a discount in order to try to build sales. Sounds similar, right?

Except, our driveway did need it, so my father had already shopped around. The price offered WAS a good one, and they did a good job. When other people in the area had the same company do their driveways, they DID end up paying a bunch more.

End result? My parents got their driveway resurfaced at a price point lower than they had expected to pay, and were quite happy with the quality of work. What's not to like?

guspaz

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Aladdyn I knew a guy who ran a home security sales crew. He would travel all over North America selling this crap, he even had his father selling for him. He made huge money, but you have to be as slimy as the poster to made that kind of cash. Think "Boiler Room" on your front step.

offrampoffmap

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @backbroken: jimconsumer did a great job of describing the central vac system.

My mom loves hers. Her main unit and collection tank are installed in the attached garage, which is nice because they can make a lot of noise. She has hard wood floors throughout the house and two big hairy dogs, and so has to vacuum frequently. With the system it's easy and pretty much hassle-free.

When I visit her, I vacuum just for fun!

As for snoop-blog's comments on central vac, yeah, it kinda does sound like he wants to sell you a vacuum! My mom has terrible allergies and her central vac seems to take care of any allergans hanging around. She is a teeny, tiny widow woman and there's no way she'd be swinging that St. Kirby beast around these days!

Ciao_Bambina

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> .

Blueskylaw

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> And I don't feel particularly good about it

And I feel no remorse

Well which one is it?

Blueskylaw

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I put a "No Soliciting" sticker on my door. It definitely cut back on the disturbances. Especially the magazine sellers, which were the main reason I put it up.

The best way to keep your door from getting kicked in is to put 3" wood screws in the deadbolt strike plate. Many houses in my neighborhood still have the cheap builder installed locks, which had the 1" screws in the strike plate. Most of them also have alarms, which don't always help. Last year one house in the neighborhood had the front door kicked in just before lunch, the alarm went off, and the burglars ransacked the master bedroom and left before the cops showed up.

Ragman

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> P.S. Lie #11 is the nonsense about having six figures in his bank account.

Hambriq

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @NefariousNewt: ah, well; at least they're still made out of real girl scouts...

ret3

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> take it from someone who knows vacuums, but isn't trying to sell you one..... central vacs are worthless. if you truely have allergies, get a kirby. they may be expensive, but i swear they are the most powerful, and have the best hepa filtration known to vacuums. that was a huge selling point. i will say the kirby sells itself, i never had to lie. they are at least an extremely well built vac. hell in the comments right here people have said they've known them to run for 30-40 years! heavy, yes, but the new ones have power assist. i will answer any vac question honestly if you have any. out of my years of experience, i was trained to know just as much about my competition as i was my product, so i'm not going to just feed you a line. there are some other good units out there.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Starfury: But you're going to have to add 4) Don't buy anything that shows up in your inbox.

SuperSally

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> All I needed to know about door-to-door salesmen I learned from that "I Love Lucy" episode where she buys that vacuum cleaner, and then all the accessories, including the case that holds it all together. Ha!

I had one of these guys just last week. He got as far as "Hi, I'm from XYZ Security Company and we're going around the neighborhood..." before I politely said "Sorry, we're not interested" and I closed the door. Through the closed door he shouted out something like "Wait, don't you want to protect your family?" I just went back to watching TV.

The wife, OTOH, will stand there and let them tell their whole spiel because she doesn't want to be rude. Her "un-rudeness" caused us to get our long-distance carrier changed, so she is no longer allowed to talk to salespeople. She's gotten pretty good at using the "Sorry, I need to discuss this with my husband before we make a decision" line.

Oh, yah, Girl Scout Do-Si-Dos cookies FTW!

FightOnTrojans

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> 1) Door-to-door salespeople still exist?
2) People are at home during the day to answer the door?

Weird...

flairness

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Jim: He said "100% of people who buy from us do so on the first visit." My wife responded with "minus one."

Translation: "We don't leave until we make a sale."

or

"People who consider their options buy from someone else."

Take your pick.

Zimorodok

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @humphrmi: Yep,for me it was the same type environment, except less traveling. They want to create a "culture of selling", which is very cult like. No descent is tolerated (only positivity!), money and expensive toys are worshiped, and they create an environment of incredible peer pressure.

Oh, and getting angry at these type of salesman doesn't accomplish what you all of you think it does. Part of these programs is to push the idea that the whole experience of summer door-to-door sales builds character, and teaches you about perseverance and dealing with rejection. Tens of people throw tantrums at them every day. They just get together at the end of the day and tell stories around the apartment pool.

Instead: Contact the police department about predatory door-to-door sales going on.

kwk9

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> "I take great exception to the line about Girl Scouts. I hate their cookies."

They were better before they got rid of the transfats...

Tonguetied

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Also, make sure your alarm salesman and or installer is bonded and has had a thorough background check. Don't forget, Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer who was stalking victims in Wichita was ALSO a home alarm installer and supervisor for ADT.

Just sayin.....

CaptainConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I've heard some of these same things (we're in your neighborhood today) from alarm system salesmen. I can't believe people are so gullible - but I know they are. Maybe I should go into sales. :)

ELC

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> When someone in sales tells you their bank balance, assume that they live in a "merch house" and have no car. I went on an interview with one of these alarm companies and there was no way any of them had that kind of money. They showed a video of the supposed CEO's house, and it was competely empty other than the small TV, chair and video game console. There were about 5 other people living there as well. Most of them I recognized as working there, even though the CEO supposedly lived in CA and the I was in MI. These guys are such liars.

alm0529

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @jimconsumer: Yeah. I want one.

backbroken

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Diet-Orange-Soda: @Jim: Hey, with cents, I'm up to six digits easy. Can I count the decimal place too?

Don't count the decimal place, express it as a fraction instead - 1,234 56/100 - more digits!

Jim

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> This scheme he has set up sounds like an excellent blueprint for master thieves to get into your home, get your CC numbers, find out your schedule and rob you blind.

mgy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @backbroken: What's a central vac system? Sounds like I want one. - High powered, large, industrial vacuum system installed in a basement or closet. Pipes run through your walls to special outlets in each room. Your "vacuum cleaner", then, is a big long hose with a light weight floor attachment. Plug the hose into the hose slot on the wall, the entire system comes to life and you clean. Usually the hose also carries power to the floor attachment piece to power the brushes.

They're good for allergy sufferers (all the dirty stuff takes place in the vac room), usually much more powerful than a standard vac, and of course very lightweight. The bulky, 30 foot hose can be a pain to deal with, though. But there are nice features you can add - like a "dust bin" for the kitchen. Just sweep the dirt on your kitchen floor to a special port under a cabinet, press a button and the central vac sucks it all in.

Normally you have to install these when the house is built. Just imagine running vacuum cleaner sized pipes through your existing walls.

jimconsumer

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Shadowman615:
lol, i didnt catch that

Aladdyn

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @johnperkins21: Yeah not answering is the best way to get rid of people but then again I like to mess with the jehova's witness from time to time :p

gamin

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Just don't answer the door when people knock or ring the doorbell. I never answer my door unless I'm expecting someone. If I didn't invite you over then you over, then you probably don't have anything I want.

johnperkins21

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Diet-Orange-Soda: Yes, exactly. The sticker + the lawn sign should be enough.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Diet-Orange-Soda:
Yeah, no crap. Sometimes the do, but not for the "motivated" seller.

I have one and some knuckle-head came to my door looking to sell some of that "miracle" cleaner.

He started on his spiel, I politely pointed to my "No Solicitors" sign. He looked at the sign (without even a pause in his pitch, mind you) and looked back at me like, "Yeah, so?".

I then, very politely, asked him to please leave. He began to show his products wonderful properties by cleaning the threshold of my front door. I then placed the pamphlet he shoved in my hand on his back and closed the door.

He didn't finish cleaning my threshold.

Peeved Guy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @kwk9: Heh, when I was a kid, I got pulled into one of those recruiting scams too, and ended up selling householder cleaner door-to-door for a few weeks. You're spot-on; hard work, clean-cut, and lie lie lie. And my job had an added dimension: since we were travelling door-to-door salesmen, it ended up being a sort of cult-like environment where you ate, slept, and lived with your fellow liars day-in and day-out. Cheap motels every night, Denny's for breakfast and dinner, and "group outings" that usually involved going somewhere like a park where the owner didn't have to pay anything for us to be there.

And every evening at dinner the crew leader would give us a pep-talk. I can't remember the specifics, they were basically "Sell more! Lie more!".

The best part was how the money worked. They paid for your hotel, but debited your "account" with them. When you made sales, the initial sale residual offset your debits. They also advanced you cash each day or so to pay for food. Again, against your "account".

They promised me a 30-day trial on the job, and on day 28 I had enough. The night before, in our pep-talk, he had told everyone "If you don't think you can hack it, tell me now, and I'll send you home, and you'll owe us nothing." So the next day, I went in to his "office" (one of the hotel rooms) and said "I'm going home."

I almost thought they showed some class at this point, as they gave me a ride to the bus station and even bought my ticket. Then, six months later, they sent me a bill. Oh well.

humphrmi

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> #6, isn't it illegal to run a hard-pull on a credit report without telling that person you're doing so?

One of these guys stopped by my house, and actually told me that with his system, if my house got broken into, the police would actually show up faster.

Save yourself some money and just buy some ADT stickers and a sign. it works just as well as an alarm.

Brad2723

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Shadowman615: Zing!

I recently heard on Fresh Air that only 1 in 5 houses have alarms that crime has gone down in such a way that doesn't correlate to the prevalence of alarm systems and that a dog is statistically as likely to prevent burglaries as an alarm. I have two Dobermans.

ooby

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @mthrndr: Pretty sure he means pay the $30 to register your house with the city as one with an alarm system - not actually buying an alarm system.

Diet-Orange-Soda

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @mthrndr: It worked when I was 10 selling wrapping paper for my elementary school. That's an accurate gauge, right?

Diet-Orange-Soda

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @MercuryPDX: Cheaper in the long run? How about cheaper in the immediate run? Most security systems cost around $40-$50 a MONTH.

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @SaraAB87: From my understanding, most of these products can be tampered with by burglers, and some signs about a security system could just tip them off that you have valuables in the house and that your house is worth robbing.

True. But if there's 10 houses on a street with an alarm sign on the lawn and one house without one, which looks like the most attractive target?

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> does anyone use a sign on their door that says "No Solicitors"? Does it work?

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @MercuryPDX: Just to add... the City of Vancouver requires a yearly Alarm Permit ($30) posted in the window IF you use a home alarm system. Your house is then registered and the system is allowed to make calls to the local precinct. The first False Alarm that the police respond to is free, the rest will get you a fine.

This is also how you can tell who REALLY has an alarm and who just has the sign in their front yard. $30 a year to complete the charade is still cheaper than an actual alarm system in the long run.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> From my understanding, most of these products can be tampered with by burglers, and some signs about a security system could just tip them off that you have valuables in the house and that your house is worth robbing.

Also, you would think some people would have some common sense, look out the window before you open the door, if you don't know the person (or there isn't a truck nearby delivering a package), don't open it. Simple isn't it. Thankfully my grandmother who, yes is elderly has taught me this. She is not someone you want to mess with, so don't assume that all the elderly are frail, weak and easy to scam.

If this does happen to you by some weird chance, just tell them if you need security you will be consulting a member of your family who works with home security, that usually puts them off pretty quick. "My son John who works with home security would be happy to install a system if we really needed it", for example.

SaraAB87

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @tkozikow: I imagine it would depend on how the law is written. In my state, at least, it's pretty absolute, so the scenario you described is basically what would happen.

raskolnik

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> This post is ENTIRELY ACCURATE. I sold alarms. I gullibly (word?) got sucked into a recruiting scheme and actually attempted this for a whole summer. I was terrible - I actually tried to sell the system honorably and I sold like 15 accounts. But I knew 21 year old college kids who made over $200,000 that summer. You need to be three things to make that kind of money - clean-cut, hard-working, and a great liar.

There's a lot of justification that goes on in training - "we're not technically lying...". The whole experience taught me a lot about how greed can really take hold of good people and turn them into monsters.

Don't buy crap from door-to-door salesman. Not all of them are the devil though, some of them are just confused, naive kids. Be nice.

kwk9

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I cam across this particular scam twice last year (The pitfalls of working at home). In some neighborhoods, a sign saying the house is alarmed is enough of a deterrent; my neighborhood is littered with them.

Neither "rep" would let me just have the sign without the system, so I sent them packing. I even made it a point to cut-off the second rep at step 1 with "Before we waste each others time, can I just get the sign without the system or not? No? Have a nice day."

Also, word to the wise: Never allow a door-to-door salesman to enter your home. Why does a total stranger need to see all the good entry points (or know about your LACK of a security system)? The irony is it just makes it easier for them when they come back to rob you later.

MercuryPDX

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Second sentence "I don't feel particularly good about it"
Last sentence "I feel no remorse."

WHAT a DOUCHE!

youbastid

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I lie. I lie to people a lot about their home safety. And I don't feel particularly good about it, but when my iPhone buzzes in my pocket, I forget the lies I've told and think of the MacBook Air that just shipped to my house.

Wow a toolbag and a Mac Fanboy...I mean paying dipshit prices for first gen Apple gear and we're the marks?

Seriously, please stop publishing these "guides". They are not doing anyone a public service other than giving the OP a chance to show the world just how fucking smooth they are. If some ex-employee wants to write a guide on how to get around some scam they perpetrated in the past, I'm cool with it, but let's make it more to the point and exclude the ego pumping for the OP.

Ass_Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Wow, he must be RICH! A MacBook AIR! I hear only the gajillionaires can afford that. Must be worth tellin' all those lies.

youbastid

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @sleze69: What? You hate Girl Scout cookies??? No one hates Girl Scout cookies. That is unAmerican, which I guess means you are a terrorist. We will have to start tracking you.... ;)

ncboxer

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Yeah sure. A door to door sales-drone with a lot of money in the bank...

Sounds more like a pissed off loser who can't make it in the real world with a real job and can't make it as a sales-drone either...

The whole article screams pissed off loser.

Stop the day dreaming and now that you think you got your 15 minutes of internet fame. Get a real job.

Trick

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Jim: Hey, with cents, I'm up to six digits easy. Can I count the decimal place too?

Diet-Orange-Soda

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Big Dogs Keep Burglers and salesmen OUT!

Noyo

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @revmatty:

I do the opposite if I am not busy. I do what I like to call "taking the hit" I keep the sales guy on the hook for as long as possible before I tell them I am not interested and to go away. It's my good deed for the day. The sales guy can't bother some scared little old lady while I have them occupied. In college my friends and I would get telemarketers really interested and then tell them to hold on. We would then time them to see how long they would stay on the phone before hanging up. We had several call back.

bnorton

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Shadowman615: He didn't say "balance" either. My bank account is 10 digits!

Jim

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Ciao_Bambina: Wait wait wait. Almost missed it.

What's a central vac system? Sounds like I want one.

backbroken

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @revmatty: I have a truly innovative technique for dealing with door to door salespeople: don't answer the door. I look out and if it's not someone I know or someone in obvious distress then I just go back to what I was doing. I do the same with the phone: if it's not someone I know they can leave a message.

It's much more fun to remain at the door and make faces/silently move your lips/act like the door won't open - when they leave you can even pound desperately on the windows as though you are trapped.
It's also more entertaining than most television programming to engage phone solicitors in long conversations. Ask lots of questions. We like to pretend we're the "Rube" character from infomercials: "You mean for $19.95 you'll come install Dish IN MY HOME?!?!?! That's incredible!"

I like to think I'm using my free time to protect other, busier, less-resistant people.

Jim

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @jmschn:

We had a siding guy come around scheduling estimates. We agreed to have someone visit on a Saturday afternoon. When the time came, the siding guy turned to a windows guy after we revealed we weren't really serious about siding and just wanted the quote. (We want new siding but not until we build the new garage.)

The guy spent an hour and a half selling us on their windows. He pulled out a PowerPoint presentation, heat lamp, temperature gun, demo windows - the works. We were impressed (by the windows, not the grade-school PPT) and started to consider it.

When it came time to get some numbers together, he pulled out a blank sheet of paper and a calculator and started punching some numbers in. Circled this, pointed here, underlined that.

"Can you afford $300 a month for these windows."

"Probably but I that's pretty significant. I don't want another $300 monthly payment."

*click click click, scribble scribble* "What about $120 per month?"

*How did he get that number?* "That sounds doable."

*Salesman puts his hand out.* "So, do we have a deal?"

*Whauht?* "Haha, no. Not right now."

Mind you, during all of this I said - multiple times - regardless of what we do, we're not making a decision today. There's no way I'm agreeing to $5000 worth of windows and labor after only considering it for an hour and *no* private discussion.

He would knock another $1000 off the total price if we agreed to new windows right now. Still no deal. At this point he got desperate and started on about how we're crazy (yes, "crazy") to throw money away in gas and electric. He said "100% of people who buy from us do so on the first visit." My wife responded with "minus one."

He left pouting and didn't leave us *anything* - no quote, no business card. He said "if you decide to go with us, you have our number."

Diet-Orange-Soda

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @samurailynn: well that is actually like some thieves operate, they disguise as company X's workers go knocking door to door until they find a pplace were no one is home. That is their green light to break in

gamin

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Everyone is saying avoid door-to-door salespeople except girl scouts. Man, those little broads really have a racket going!!

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @snoop-blog: Seriously.

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Ciao_Bambina: I currently have a Kirby that's probably about 30-40 years old. Runs like a charm and works better than any new vacuum I've ever used. It's a little on the heavy side, but I can get it up and down the stairs. The bonus for me is that hand-me-downs are free!

samurailynn

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I would be a little leery of letting any door to door salesman in the house. I mean, couldn't some burglar come in with a bunch of made up paperwork and walk around your house telling you about your "security breaches", then find out when you won't be home (when would you be available for an installation in the next two days) and come back to steal your valuables? Not to mention that he'd have your credit card number.

samurailynn

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @ShadowFalls: No stranger gets in my house. That's part of my security . . . .

warf0x0r - yes, actually, we always change the locks immediately on moving into a new house.

arsbadmojo - the fun call was the one from TruGreen ChemLawn, calling (with my name, which the phone was in, even though the house wasn't in my name) to "renew last year's service contract." I pointed out that I hadn't been there the previous year.

They made a pretty good "oh, I'm sorry, we had the contract with the previous owner - I just misspoke" recovery. Until I told them that in that case, they'd done a really lousy job based on what the yard looked like. Then it was a contract from a few years ago. . . .

jenl1625

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Aladdyn: He didn't say a 6 figure bank account, he said "6 digits." Most likely it looks like $X,XXX.XX

Shadowman615

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @mbgrabble, I think her point is that people need to take personal responsibility for these things. Like the old saying goes, a fool and his money are easily parted.

petrarch1608

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I think Taylor's grandpa must have sold my mom a massive pig iron Kirby vacuum about 40 years ago. It cost an amazing amount of money. That sucker (ha!) was so heavy that only my dad and wrestler brother could manage to get it out of the utility closet and set it up for use. It had a horrible stink and the motor literally screamed as it ran. It had attachments we never did figure out the uses for.

Mom would never admit that she had been taken advantage of and we kids were never allowed to say anything against St. Kirby. She kept and used that dang thing for nearly 30 years, until they moved into a house with a central vac system. At least she got her money's worth in its lifespan.

Ciao_Bambina

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> "Solicitors will be shot on sight" signs were designed for people like this.

That said, I have an alarm system because when I moved into my home, I was on the first level with a window right on the front porch of our triple decker. My father pretty much insisted on it. I called the two big player companies and only one could be bothered to talk to me.

I do pay a monthly monitoring fee, but it's worth it. Especially when a meth addict throws a brick through said front porch window (which is actually the master bedroom) and crawls into your home after it over broken glass. Yes, that happened.

chiieddy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Mariallena: This site gets way too many comments like Mariallena's. Why are you condemning people to financial hell just because they aren't personal finance/consumerist gurus? This is a perfect example of how predatory sales works. Companies use well-rehersed human psychology tactics to manipulate your judgement and take advantage of you. These practices should be completely illegal. Don't blame the victim. Blame the criminal.

mbgrabbe

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @freshyill: yeah i've never heard that one before. the avg. customer told me no at least a dozen times or so before they said yes. if she wanted the thing, and you say no, who's the bad guy then. you! most husbands were smart to stear clear of me.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @gamin: I did a summer stint for Cutco. The sad thing was, I didn't even know that I was lieing.

ryatziv

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @sgodun: My dad one time set up an appointment (supposed to be one hour) for a company that sold/installed windows. Normally, my dad does windows himself (and knows exactly what he wants), but he kinda wanted a big bay window out front. We wanted a price for that installation, and some basic facts about the quality of the windows.

He spent more than an hour talking up how wonderful the windows were, when we were sold on window quality within the first 10 minutes. But he just kept going and going and going. Finally, we managed to convince him we just wanted a price for a bay window.

He then acted like we were idiots for thinking a bay window could be put in there. At that point, we were through but wanted a price on replacing the front window for comparison. He wouldn't give us a breakdown - just told us $5,000 for the installed window.

And he still wouldn't leave. He'd gotten there at 6:00-ish, and it was after 9:00, and he WOULDN'T LEAVE. Mom got up and walked the dog, dad wandered off and started getting ready for bed, and he got all "rude much?" about it. THEN he finally listened when I told him that he needed to leave already.

The next day, I sent an email to the company explaining that we felt that it was inappropriate that we had agreed to a 1-hour appointment that turned out to be an extremely long high-pressure sales call. I said that I wanted them to know in case it was a problem with this one person, but that we had no interest in any contact from them and did NOT want the company to respond to us. They called about the letter . . . .

jenl1625

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> There are door to door salespeople still!?!

jmschn

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I feel a little bit better that I am not alone on the cutco sham

gamin

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @sirwired: I worked a summer job answering phones for Vector (Cutco's parent company) and my job was to get college kids in for the interview without telling them what it was for. Then the head sales guy would tell all the potential hires that they could only takes a "few" and they should really "sell themselves" to him so he would consider them for such a profitable job. In reality he hired every sucker he could talk into signing up. I quit after two weeks, so I could keep my soul and sleep at night.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> "he came up to me with his little sign saying he wanted to put it in the yard for advertising and such."

My response would be "Oh, OK. How much are you going to pay me to advertise for you?"

We have an alarm system, but we researched the various services and called on up to send someone out and sell us a system. I have a truly innovative technique for dealing with door to door salespeople: don't answer the door. I look out and if it's not someone I know or someone in obvious distress then I just go back to what I was doing. I do the same with the phone: if it's not someone I know they can leave a message.

revmatty

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I recently moved into a new house that we had built. The calls from security companies were relentless; CPI, ADT and another one. Fortunately caller ID flagged them, so we never picked up the phone.

Already I had a bad feeling about the calls. No one calls THAT many times unless there's serious money to be made.

Then both ADT and CPI sent door-to-door people. Oh sure, you were just in the neighborhood...right....free installation...fortunately, this builder had a deal where cops and firemen paid very little closing costs -so there are 4 city police and a country sherrif living on my street /alone/. Tons more in the subdivision. It's like Cop-ville. I just pointed to the cop cars (they all bring their cruisers home - do all cops do that??) and said you'd have to be crazy to burglerize this street; and if they're crazy, I have guns.

Oh, but Mister Mojo, I sell systems to cops all the time...yeah sure you do. But not to me. Later! Ugh. Always during dinner too.

arsbadmojo

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Does this type of contract typically come with the 3-day right or rescission you would get with other in-home purchases like new windows? If so, what happens if they install the alarm system the day of sale and you decide a day or two later to cancel? Are they going to send technicians back to rip out the components, or simply let you keep the stuff? My guess is that coming back is more trouble than it's worth.

tkozikow

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @ophmarketing: I think I might be the youngest person who actually remembers the Fuller Brush man coming to our door.

And the Avon lady.

backbroken

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @gamin: Cutco was a freaking joke. I got suckered into one of their "group interviews" (a.k.a. "Get a bunch of poor college students to buy knives they don't need.") During the "individual" part of the "interview", I pointed out the about eight different lies they told, and then walked out.

We hadn't even gotten to the part on how to sell the damn things.

The biggest alarm bell was when I asked what percentage of sales reps recover the cost of their required "product samples" ($400, I think) in commissions. Naturally I got a B.S. answer involving a lot of mumbling.

What a bunch of A$$hats.

SirWired

sirwired

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I've never met a person who made an unsolicited claim about how much money they had in their 'bank account' that actually had that much money in their 'bank account.'

Next.

backbroken

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @blondegrlz: My wife just bought a vacuum from QVC, which turned out to not work.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @ret3: No they don't. Everyone's afraid they'll be abducted or sold into slavery or something. As a matter-of-fact, Girl Scouts rarely sell their own cookies anymore -- go to any workplace and you'll see signs on cubes asking people to but cookies. Although two weekends ago, I did actually buy cookies from real Girl Scouts... though it was at a pet store.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Wait a second...There are still door-to-door salesmen? In 2008? Who the hell would open their door for them?

ophmarketing

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> One of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever...

"Ex-con" Home Security Salesman: Surely you can't put a price on your family's safety.
Homer: I wouldn't have thought so either, yet here we are. [slams door]

A security guy came to my house once and used that same line on me. Remembering the wise words of Homer Simpson, I responded in kind.

sroemerm

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Sounds like the ten lies pretty much any salesman would tell to get you to part with information/money.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Like we didn't know that salesmen are lying cheating scum!

Having said that, if you let a stranger into your house, sign some papers he puts in front of you and give him a credit card number that he relays to his accomplices over the phone, you probably don't deserve to keep that money.

Mariallena

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Did you change the locks when you moved in?

No.

Then every single previous owner of this house could be in here right now!

warf0x0r

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @noquarter: Nope. They do the same shit at circuit city when you buy a TV & they ask for your license. Always refuse.

arch05

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> 3. buying from TV
Shamefully I'll have to admitt I bought the ab slider from them, the only six pack I have is the one of coronas in my fridge :(

gamin

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @ret3: Nah, they just have their parents bring the forms to work.

macinjosh

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Ahhhh. iPhone's and MacBook Airs.....the new standard of happiness.

What a sad, sad collection of people be we.

backbroken

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Seriously, do people really think you can trust a person who goes door-to-door selling alarm systems anyway? Can you really trust someone who you never met to provide you security?

Next thing is they will want to look around your house... Or perhaps they just wanted to see if you had a security system to see if you are a mark to rob...

This guy here talks a big game, but he would have the door closed in his face fairly quickly. Besides, if you can live with being a dishonorable piece of scum lying to everyone you see, perhaps you are in the wrong business, you should be a CEO.

The more a salesperson pushes, the less interested I become. The more special deals or "free" things they offer also does the same.

I think people have actually gave up trying at my house. There is the rare occasion still, but simply said, if I want to buy something or get a service I will look it up when I need it and decide who is the best to go with.

ShadowFalls

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> This guy would have been stopped at step 3, because there is always a catch, and with products sold as services, the catch is a contract.

I told Verizon to get lost when they peddled FiOS to my home because they required a two-year contract. The service I get from Road Runner is completely sufficient (I measure it regularly, and it regularly clocks in at 10/1).

I do read every word of the contract. As an example, I recently had a window salesman at my home (at my invitation; not door-to-door), and was able to express to him (and he to his boss) that the mandatory binding arbitration clause was a show-stopper. As such, the terms of agreement bullshit would have been cut short.

#6 wouldn't have occurred. He would have found himself not getting past the front porch.

Oh, and regarding Girl Scout Cookies.... one of the local private schools also has a regular bake sale that they take door-to-door. I'll buy from them, too, because they take in the less advantaged kids in the area. The cookies aren't as good, but the cause is.

kc2idf

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> My girlfriend owns a $1000 Kirby vacuum. You can bet that had I known her when the Kirby man showed up, she sure as hell wouldn't.

freshyill

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Why worry about thieves breaking in anymore? Most thieves just charm the money out of people these days.

laserjobs

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I miss the Fuller Brush man.

toddy33

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @gamin: Cutco's sales and marketing schemes are a real shame. Their products are not horrible at all.

failurate

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Starfury: "3. Don't buy anything from TV."

Hey man, the "Green Bags" really work!

...Seriously...I got them from my wife from the "as seen on TV" store in the mall!

InfiniTrent

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Peeved Guy: Uh, dude, it's not free. the cost is covered in the monthly payment you make. If the alarm system makes you feel more secure, that's great. The article is about the seedy tactics they use to prey on people's fears and trick them into thinking they're getting a deal when they're not. The point is, if you weren't thinking of getting an alarm system before the guy showed up at your door, you probably don't need one. Since you did think beforehand, you probably weren't swindled, but I'd say be careful if you're thinking it's a 'deal'.

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I've had this exact set of lies told to me - (from point 1 to point 4, since I shut the door at that point).

I didn't believe them then and why anyone would believe such transparent lies is beyond me.

You sir, are a bad person (yes, I know, that's what you want to hear).

Unfortunately your security systems don't prevent the kind of theft you are committing on a daily basis.

InfiniTrent

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Starfury: What about the awesome stuff on TV? Like those foot pads? Or super putty? Or that really sparkly fake jewelry on QVC? You're misssing out on some cool stuff!

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Yeah, I guess it's a little sad that I'm surprised people are that gullible. Pretty much by the time you got to point # 2 my BS detector would be going off the charts.

Anyway, I hope Consumerist reports the OP to the relevant state AG's office for fraud investigation.

Beerad

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> damn, this guy is good.

reminds me of my days of selling kirby vacuums door to door.

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I had some guy try to sell me an APX (out of Provo, Utah) alarm system last summer. He used these tactics, almost verbatim. The one lie the above post failed to mention is that he used the tactic of "this is a limited time offer" (not true) and that they have crews out installing "just today and tomorrow" so if I wanted the system, I had to act now (classic tv marketing). He actually weaseled his way into my house, to 'check' my smoke detectors to see if I qualified for a discount. Ultimately, I didn't bite, though I thought I was just being nice and letting him do his pitch. Now I know better.

mthrndr

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @Peeved Guy: I know!!! I obviously meant hell but my typing this morning is atrocious.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> My Dad gave me some very useful advice and I follow it to this day.

1. Don't buy anything from people selling door to door. (Girl Scout cookies/Boy Scouts don't count)

2. Don't buy anything from someone that calls you.

3. Don't buy anything from TV.

So far I've managed to follow this advice and am passing it along to my kids.

Starfury

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @blondegrlz:

...I'm going to gell.

Are you gellin'?

/sorry. couldn't resist

Peeved Guy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @gamin: I think most of us get lured into trying out a job like this (usually when you're first away from home and don't know any better). Personally, I think it's good to spend some time seeing just how shady the door-to-door (or telemarketing) sales business is.

It's pretty much inoculated me against just about any high-pressure sales tactics. I know when people are trying to manipulate me and I run the other way.

Corydon

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> This is facinating and horrifying. I'm actually a little bit attracted to this guy. I guess that means I'm going to gell.
We bought a house with the little sign in the yard, but no security system.
@gamin: I hate Cutco with the passion of a thousand suns.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> so if we dont do the things we wrote about, do you think he'll know we read this column? or maybe he's just tired of scamming people so easily and wants a challenge.

"you can't come in here. i know about your kind!"
"hmmm, this guy is a cynic... time to really go to work!"

rawsteak

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> My wife and I just invited Brinks and Slomans in to see what an alarm would cost. The Slomans guy was VERY pushy, didn't want to leave until we had committed to him. That alone was enough for us to not go with them.

sgodun

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @gamin:

Ya, they also used the term mark. It was a company that shills office supplies to businesses. Basically a stables for companies. After someone suggested circling items on their flyers, someone else chimed in and said circle the expensive ones. Would anyone really ever look at was supposed to be a 'used' flyer and think "oh someone else wanted that, I'll get it too!". Fuck, I certainly hope not.

rochec

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Do girl scouts even go door-to-door anymore? The only ones I've seen are staking out the entrances to WalMart and such.

ret3

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I'm sorry, but this is idiotic.

I am usually the first person to point out Joe Sixpack's stupidity and gullibility, but do you really expect me to believe that you are a good enough "salesman" to get them to sign a contract and not know that there will be a monthly charge? Seriously?

When we bought our alarm system (from a door to door salesman, thank you), we had already made the decision to purchase one, so we just waited for them to swing by our neighborhood and offer the free equipment deal. SO I see #3 as being most ludicrous of the list. How exactly did I get swindled if you gave me free shit?

Peeved Guy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> He's an asshole and I absolutely respect that.

People are tool. They are easy to manipulate, especially if you wave safety in their faces.

Now, is he married or in a relationship? I have some money to suck up for gadgets.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> this reminds me of that expose Consumerist did a year or two ago where they joined a door to door sales force. I wish consumerist did more investigative journalism like that.

petrarch1608

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> @rochec: yeah I remeber in college I wnet to a company that sells knifes (cutco I think was the name) they give you "tips" on how to introduce yourself and B.S ing a mark (yes they guy use the word mark) pretty shady

gamin

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Tell you what - I'll let you put your little sign in my front yard for free. Just go away and don't talk to me - believe me, I will show no remorse in telling you to get the fuck off my property.

beavis88

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I take great exception to the line about Girl Scouts. I hate their cookies.

sleze69

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> Am a bad person becuase I think that
3 weeks of work for lots of $$$$ > My soul?

I've been in this cubicle way too long.

Wormfather

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]> I feel that I want to vomit right now.

"I rape people of their hard earned money, but I have nice toys."

I hope those toys help you sleep at night.

AdmiralApathy

]]> <![CDATA[The 10 Lies A Door-to-Door Alarm Salesman Tells]]>
You remember I said earlier that all you needed to do was to put the sign out in your front yard and you could be given the equipment?

That's the tip-off! You don't want the equipment, you want the SIGN! Offer the dude $20 for the sign and if he balks, kick him to the curb.

Troy F.

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