<![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @yesteryear:

I have a feeling that the bottle of vaseline may be a bit chewier than a razor blade. In any case, he doesn't deserve a settlement because he obviously wouldn't have eaten the pizza with an obviously visible vaseline bottle on it. Your razor blade case is a bit different. I mean shit, if the bottle had been baked under the cheese, I'm fairly certain he still would've noticed before biting into it.

All he should get is his money back and an apology with a promise for better service next time. He wasn't injured by it, and if he chose to eat the pizza afterwards, then he's obviously some sort of pervert.

But, I'm with the camp that says this is BS anyway, so whatever.

trujunglist

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Maybe they assumed he eats using Cartman's technique -- you know, using the other orifice. The vaseline was obviously a digestive aid.

Imaginary_Friend

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Grosser than a bottle of moisturizer: biting into a slice of pizza only to discover it seems extra chewy because there's a wad of abc gum on the bottom (true story).

skeleem_skalarm

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Pizza + corn holing the delivery boy = typical Canadian Friday night fun, eh? ;^) Hosers!!

banmojo

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @okvol:
B made the reference above.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I've searched the comments, and found no reference to the "Flaming Lips". How sad to see the Internet community rise above that level.

okvol

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> From the sounds of these posts, I guess I should be glad there are no Pizza Pizzas in BC.

c_gaun

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cdhc: Why would he/I/we plant Vaseline of all things??

Interesting you should ask that.

Pizza Pizza, investing a LOT of money in keeping a 'good' image of Canadian Fast Food, rarely argues over improper orders, late orders, and the like. If you complain to Pizza Pizza, and can verify your order, they will almost 100% of the time either refund your money by way of in-store credit, or offer free food. You may not have gotten the best product on the planet, but no one can argue that their customer service is bad.

Can we get a show of hands how many people here have called Pizza Pizza customer support? I know I have at least once for bad Pizza. The agent on the phone never argued about anything. I had ordered Hawaiian but there was no pineapple on my pizza. They credited my account and handled that credit properly when I ordered my next pizza.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Now *that's* a delicious slice of vegetarian pizza.

m0unds

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> You have no proof, so throw that garbage out and move on with life.

@SpecialEd: I think you're on the wrong web site.

Besides, he got compensated immediately so he's already "moved on".

Rectilinear Propagation

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @SpecialEd: Payout? This is Canada: that's the last thing on my mind. I just took a funny pic. No more, no less.

No worries -- we've moved on...

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: Why would he/I/we plant Vaseline of all things?? Dude!?! Seriously?? LMAO Why the hell would I want to rig my friend getting a free small pizza? The cab home cost more. That makes no sense whatsoever.

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> To those cynical, it is what it is.

My friend got a $10 pizza in lieu of the $4 slice.

Whoopee.

Did he blog about it? Call a consumer hotline? The police? Poison control? Try and sue? Extort money? No. He ate his pizza, had a laugh and moved on. (Remember, we're Canadians).

Strange but not terribly exciting or complicated.

For the record: this is not a prank, hoax or attempt at suing someone; we have never bought that Vaseline product before; we were not out partying, we were looking at the ice sculptures in Yorkville when our friend got hungry; and, no, he didn't notice the slice was 50g heavier, the bag had a bulge, and we didn't supervise the staff making the slice.

I appreciate that many people try very hard to have a knock-out opinion in threads like this, to be the "gotcha" guy. This isn't that kind of story, guys. Sorry.

Time to GBTW!

Bon Apetit!

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I got a mouse in my beer.

I know you're from Canada, but you don't have to reuse story elements from Bob and Doug Mackenzie.

CaliforniaCajun

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cdhc: I'm still calling BS on this. I think you just wanted free pizza.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cdhc: True or not, it still smells like someone is looking for a payout. You have no proof, so throw that garbage out and move on with life.

SpecialEd

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: We weren't watching the employees. We got some drinks and were chatting, waiting for the slice. We never saw it go in the bag. Just took it home and found it exactly as seen.

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @ironchef: It is what it is. I started snapping pics and vid of it as it happened. My only motive was/is to put a few pics of it onto Flickr for laughs (and to try and ensure they don't repeat the mistake).

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @Project Thanatos: They should have packed a Magnum in there instead, you know, for STI's (Sexually Transmitted Ingredients).

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I think it might have been a subtle way of telling you where you can put that slice.

Project Thanatos

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cde: @dualityshift: Why would you eat from somewhere you know is garbage? Oh, that's right, your retarded like that.

I don't eat garbage, but from what spews from your hole, it seems you had a double helping of crap sandwiches.

It's unfortunate we have to deal with people like cde, who, it's obvious, was shunned by his own family because of his cantankerous nature. Mom didn't drop you on your head as a baby. She threw you, repeatedly.
/offtopic

@SpecialEd: Only if you're Rodney King.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: Why would you eat from somewhere you know is garbage? Oh, that's right, your retarded like that.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Found it when they got home?

BTW, the video really proves their case, right?

Eat the Vaseline. It's probably better than the pizza pizza.

SpecialEd

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cde: Have you ever been to a Pizza Pizza? It's crap, and Canadians know it. If you eat somewhere you know is garbage, should you be mad when you get sick from eating it anyways?

If this vaseline DID come from the Pizza store, the customer was far too stupid to realize something was wrong before he left.

I was wrong cde. You are a troll, not an ass. I wouldn't want to offend the other asses out there.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @snoop-blog:
No dude. Beer and Back-bacon is the Canadianized apple pie.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @Lo-Pan: wait, does this pizza just come in a bag? if that's the case, you would notice even more that the slice was the wrong shape.

I'm sticking with BS on this.

Lo-Pan

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: 2nd sentence, first paragraph. That's where you said it, you dickweed.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> is vasoline and pizza the canadian version of american pie?

snoop-blog

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cde: Oh, so people who order from restaurants where this happens deserve it? I hope you don't eat anywhere except Pizza Pizza then.

You missed the point completely. In fact, most of you did. If you eat at establishments like Pizza Pizza, or even McD's, you can assume some bad things 'may' happen to your food. That's why I mostly avoid fast food joints. When did I say that people deserve this treatment. You sir, are an ass.

I still think the customer planted this at home. Let's use some logic people. Anyone who's eaten at Pizza Pizza can attest to the process. You order your slice, they plop it in the oven, take it out, cut it in two, bag it and give it to you. All of this done in plain sight. I do believe if your pizza had an unusual bulge in the middle of the bag, you would notice it.

Could this vaseline have come from the pizza shop? Possibly, but the more realistic truth is that these people were out partying, stopped at the Pizza Pizza before heading back home. Once they got home, the others realized they were hungry, so they tried to (and succeeded in) scamming Pizza Pizza out of a pizza. (C'mon folks! Who doesn't take a bite out of their hot, fresh slice right away?)

Anyone who has called Pizza Pizza customer service in the last 15 years knows that if you can verify your order, they pretty much credit your account immediately.

This article should be titled "How to Scam a Free Pizza in Toronto."

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: I meant pizza shops in general. Most I've been two have the soda fridge out front. And you can order an entire pizza at once as well. Very Innovative, I know, but change is not to be feared.

Oh, so people who order from restaurants where this happens deserve it? I hope you don't eat anywhere except Pizza Pizza then.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: wow. i'm not saying this guy deserves a settlement, but to blame him is just bizarre. why? i suppose if you bit into a razor blade in the lettuce at a salad bar it would be your fault for not sorting through the entire bowl to be sure there were no hazardous objects, right? i hope you never get appointed to run your local health department.

yesteryear

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I call BS, that's just too big an item to not be noticed upon picking up the slice. just a little too heavy and too bulky to not be noticed. I mean the box wouldn't have shut properly (and really don't you look to makes sure it is the right toppings and such, I know people did when I worked at a pizza joint).
At the very least it should have never made it out of the store in your hands (or your friend's hands).

Lo-Pan

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> dualityshift, meet ideagirl.

Mr. Gunn

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @cde:
First off: In the open, transparent operational concept at Pizza Pizza encourages you to keep an eye on your order. Frankly, anyone who doesn't watch their food in this type of restaurant get what they deserve.

Second: Most Drink fridges are behind the counter at Pizza Pizza. Not to say all, but more often than not.

People who call in for carryout pizza slices are morons.

I still say this guy set this up himself to see what he could get from Pizza Pizza.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> thank you for that suggestion, I will remember that in the future when I order food...seriously thanks for the good laugh@magnus150:

timsgm1418

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @dualityshift: Because at no time in the transaction, reheating and bagging does a person look away. You could look at other people, a tv, a noise outside, grab a soda from the fridge, use the bathroom, or call ahead for carryout.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I ordered a pizza at a local place once, me and the wife were eating it in the car at night. Felt what was like hair on a slice. I turned on the dome light and there were pubes in the pizza. The wife puked, i wanted to but couldnt.

When I went back to the store I showed them the pubes (trust me they were not head hairs). They said they would only give me back the money for about 1/2 the pizza that was left in the box. They told me to be quiet, so I started to walk around showing the pube infested slice to people eating there.

I dont know what happened when I left, but everyone I showed it to agreed they were pubes and sat there stareing at their pizza they were eating.

/I got a full refund
//should have sued them

kable2

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> There's all kind of wrongs in this...

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> ok. Working and living in Toronto, and having the unfortunate experience of eating at Pizza Pizza before, I call shenanigans on this one, and here's why:

At most Pizza Pizza locations in the city (all the outlets I've been to) you see the pizza slices in front of you. You choose your flavour, they heat it in the oven, then cut and bag it. This entire process occurs in front of the customer. At no time have I ever seen any employee take a slice away to cut and bag.

That is the only nice thing about Pizza Pizza; their process is out in the open for you to freely watch.

This joker most likely put the vaseline on himself.

dualityshift

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Is he sure that's not just a tube of a new creamy garlic sauce?! Pizza Pizza references ftw!

JPropaganda

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> file this under the syringe in the coke can level of credibility.

ironchef

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> As the first sentence says "claims".

StevieD

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I smell the work of a competitor.

StevieD

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @k8supergrover: I agree with everything you said.

Rajio

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> From my last visit to southern Ontario (and Niagara Falls), I must say that I love Canadians. Generally a warm and friendly bunch.

I think Pizza Pizza added that tube of Vaseline as a courtesy to benefit those who desire an even greasier pizza. Apply liberally! ;-)

azntg

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> EEW :(

lovelygirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Time to go to work,
Work all day,
We need porn and pizza hey!
We won't stop until we have vaseline!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!
Time to go to work,
Work all night,
Search for porno yay!
We won't stop until we have vaseline!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!

riverstyxxx

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> At pizza pizza you watch them pick the slice, put it in the oven, take it out, cut it and put it in the bag. Why wasn't he paying attention? Half the time they do they fish the wrong kind out of the oven and you have to point it out to them anyway.

At least the yonge and bloor location has fewer crazies than Church and Wellesley :S

k8supergrover

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> What, Canadians never heard of putting Vaseline on their slice? Makes it go down easier. Also putting the Vaseline on first makes the garlic power stick better. :)

walterny

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I guess if more of us REALLY thought about it, when we eat out we never really know, unless we were to go into the kitchen and check it out personally, what kind of people are preparing our food or in what condition or how clean the kitchen is. Or even if the people back ther might be sick with God knows what.

It really is something to think about.

SkyeBlue

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> They're not going to do anything. I had a pizza pizza driver screaming f*ck you at me while walking through my building, and never heard a thing about it after complaining to corporate. They have no control over their franchises.

Happy13178

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Delicious. It was obviously the customers fault for not telling them to hold the vaseline! I always be sure to when ordering a pizza to "hold the lubricants and various body fluids/parts/hair."

He should've just been happy that he got a free bottle of vaseline with his order, thats like a 5 dollar value!

magnus150

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> it was open, it is clearly he fault of management, the guy in the back was wanking off instead off making pizzas, then boss came around and the freaked throwing the vaseline in the bag with his "soiled hands," but "THIS IS ONLY A TASTE OF things to COME"

darkclawsofchaos

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> so i guess there's some "special sauce" on the pizza, if you know what i mean...hahaa

rolla

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> (sorry, ideagirl made me say it) :)

eskimo81

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> It is obviously the customers fault.

eskimo81

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Cue "It is obviously the customer's fault" comments in 5...4...3...2...1

ideagirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> If this was Johnny Rockets, they would have charged extra for the vaseline.

B

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I've got Lemon without my request, I've got hair (from the head) on my food. How come I've never get strange things when I order something? BTW It is gross! They should had given him a large pizza instead a small one.

amoeba

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @riverstyxxx: He don't use jelly, he don't use jam. He uses vaseline.

B

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> stop whining! its called a "free gift with purchase". clinique and lancome have been doing it for years.

yesteryear

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @savager: He used Interac

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> credit cards are evil... unrelated

savager

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> That's pretty disgusting.

dorksandlosers

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @riverstyxxx:
Step 1: Porn
Step 2: Pizza
Step 3: Profit

Finally, we know what step 2 is in the process!

Tallanvor

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I guess if an employee had the tube on the same counter that the pizza was bagged in? But why the heck would you be putting on lotion if you work with food?

Suspicious, but ookey all the same. Blech.

Typhoid

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @timmus: Pizza Pizza's been around since '67, and Little Caesars started using "Pizza! Pizza!" in 1979. I wonder if our close proximity (the Ilitch's are from SE Michichan) to Canada had anything to do with the slogan, as it's not unusual to receive Canadian television here. I grew up with Canadian television not realizing at the time that there was a difference. (Things like "homo milk" aren't funny to me.)

balthisar

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> video's here:


+ Watch video

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> the pizza still looks good

BugMeNot2

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @SarcasticDwarf: Hi, these are my pics and it was my friend who bought the slice. I stupidly used the word "soiled" to try and describe that it was covered in grime, pizza grease and the like.

cdhc

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @forgottenpassword: OH, man... that is just sooooo wrong. In soooo many ways! :-) Thanks for the laugh :-) :-) :-)

DeltaPurser

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Oh wow! Is this some kind of nonsubtle warning that someone added "special sauce" to your food?

I dont understand how this accidentally could have happened. Doesnt make sense.

forgottenpassword

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> That's damn sight better than some of the stuff I saw people put on the pizzas when I worked at a delivery joint in highschool. Tip: Never send a delivered pizza back because something was wrong with it.

Dsmith171

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Isn't Pizza Pizza the slogan for Little Caesars? At least it was in TV ads about 10 years ago.

timmus

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> If it wasn't for white trash and drunk douchebags Pizza Pizza would've gone out of business long ago. Next time at least go to Big Slice.

sofasleeper

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Pizza Pizza (winner of the least creative store name, ever) pizza tastes like cardboard, I guess the Vasoline was to soften it up a bit.

toddiot

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @discounteggroll: That IS how Canadians eat thier pizza. I should know I am Canadian!!!
Is this guy who wrote in a foreigner?

In the US places like McDonalds give you ketchup packets, how is this any different?

laserjobs

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> @discounteggroll:

Milhouse likes vaseline on toast..

riverstyxxx

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> I thought that was how canadians generally eat their pizza.

now im confused.

discounteggroll

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Porn + Pizza = ???

riverstyxxx

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> ok, how is the bottle "soiled" in this case? Sounds like the guy is writing to make it sound as bad as he could. A NORMAL way of writing it would be "There was an opened bottle of vasaline in the package."

SarcasticDwarf

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> Oh give me a break. You get a free prize with your Cocoa Pebbles and you're all excited. You get a free price with your pizza and suddenly its 'gross!'

homerjay

]]> <![CDATA[This Pizza Pizza Slice Came With A Free Tube Of Vaseline]]> If he used a credit card he could of made a charge back. ;)

mikeluisortega

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