<![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Followup: he got six months for the attack.
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I didn't see any stories on the original burglary/etc. charges.

Spooty

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Can we start making mandatory sterilization part of criminal sentencing?

Argyle

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> What is the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the possum.

savdavid

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> lawyers better start taking boxing lessons.............

HOP

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @faust1200: Don't you see its just the suburbs trying to keep Detroit down?

I left Detroit almost two years ago, yet the freep and detnews never fail to keep me entertained with the antics of america's "hip-hop" mayor. I still can't believe that fool got re-elected.

skittlbrau

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> He's going for an insanity defense. Nobody smart enough to case a place, set up a rappelling rig, and breach a bunker-like concrete-and-steel building is simultaneously stupid enough to break into a Kmart, steal Kmart jewelry, and punch his lawyer in the face in front of a judge. Therefore he must be crazy.

Empire

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Paul D: Ah, gotcha. Apologies for the confusion; I'm just used to seeing all the Grammar Nazis get riled up in here.

stpauliegirl

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @cmdr.sass: He really like those shiny things.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @camille_javal: In short, making lawyer jokes about a public defender is just stupid.

True that.

Paul D

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> So, this guys rappels into KMart into to rteal fistfuls of ... cubic zirconia?

cmdr.sass

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> I don't know which is funnier: The lawyer being punched or the defendant's reasoning for punching him.

Sounds to me this good ol' boy didn't mean nuthin. Just a misunderstandin! Hell, he probably hits his wife/sister harder than that!

MisterE

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> We need a made for TV movie about this! Watch it Pro Bono on the oxygen channel. The question is what 3rd rate actors would be in it.

ToadKillerDog

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Hossofcourse: No, because the owner of the dog presses charges, or the cops, acting as a proxy, presses charges.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Paul D: Sadly, no. I'm in NH for school, but trying to make it back to the area after I graduate.

Say congrats to your wife - UK Law is a very nice school.

Plaid Rabbit

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @nequam: The lawyer's a public defender - he knows how incredibly thinly-stretched the system is between money and available labor. Even if there were were a change of venue and it wasn't actually one of his colleagues who would have to defend this guy for punching him, he knows what kind of a mess it would involve for a different public defender's office.

I've known Wal-Mart workers who made more than some attorneys in the public defenders' office - and they get multiple new cases dropped on them every day, often with about a day's notice before a hearing. If they actually reach the point where they cry "uncle" to the court, they might get a brief slow-down, but it doesn't last. The lawyers don't make the system - they just try to keep it from falling apart completely. A lot of them are jaded and exhausted, and it's awful, and something needs to be done about it, because it does affect the quality of defense. However, until there's enough money in the system (e.g., to hire more lawyers), it's probably not going to get better - it's comparable to what you see with social workers, who did care at one time, but get so burnt out.

In short, making lawyer jokes about a public defender is just stupid.

camille_javal

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @stpauliegirl: I think Covaluxx was asking how it's physically possible to do so, not questioning the spelling of the word.

Most K-Marts I've seen don't have any windows or openings other than the main entrance, the loading dock, and maybe a few emergency exits.

I'm struggling to wrap my head around it myself. Then again, it's Kentucky.

The world's a crazy place. Some people juggle geese.

Paul D

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Plaid Rabbit: Are you at UK Law? My wife is a 3L.

Paul D

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> No matter what lawyer he gets, I'm sure this won't help his case at all. This just proves that he is mentally unstable, and could help the prosecution's case

Synth3t1c

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> His lawyer looked like he would rather be somewhere else right before he got smacked in the jaw. Not saying it was the right thing to do, but I sure would have been tempted to do the same thing if I had a lawyer that didn't have any interest in trying to defend me.

If you want to be defended in court, you have to have a lot of money to hire an attorney. Wish it were different.

othium

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> I'se punch you inda face 'cuz youse ain't no good lawyer mm'kay?

banmojo

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @PotKettleBlack: Don't worry, your neck of the woods is all the same to us as well. (Says someone from Kentucky.)

The place that this guy is practicing in is a suburb of Lexington, which is (In and of itself) not a huge city. It is my hometown, though. My dad told me to check this video out on the local newspaper's homepage about a day before it went national - since I'm in law school and thinking about doing public defense work when I get out.

As bad as this guy looks (and is, for the most part), I was with him up to the point where he punched the guy. The lawyer probably wasn't explaining things very well to him, probably wasn't doing what he wanted, and he deserves to have an attorney that at least explains things to him, even if he's not willing to do whatever (allegedly) illegal tactics the guy wants. I wouldn't be surprised if the Scott County Public Defender's office isn't a crack team of underworked public defenders itching to get this guy acquitted - but the judge was right - he doesn't get to pick and choose his public defender just be cause he doesn't like how he's treating him...he needs substantive proof that the guy is doing him a major disservice by being counsel for him. Whack, I know - but its true.

I dunno. A sure fire way to not have to use the public defenders office is to not get in situations were you could get accused of a crime; usually, this can be done by not committing crimes, I've found. :)

Plaid Rabbit

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Hossofcourse: Right, but dogs deserve our sympathy.

(sorry to any lawyers out there- if you're reading consumerist, this doesn't apply to you!)

m4ximusprim3

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Hossofcourse: What he really means is that he won't make a fuss if charges aren't pursued against the guy. The cooperation of the victim isn't necessary, and often there are good reasons for doing so (e.g. domestic abuse) where victims naturally are reluctant.

nequam

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @normanm4: Kwame gets such a bad rap. Can't a man get a hooker killed and cover up the evidence and then fire the man investigating his criminality? And can't this same man then drive a city into financial ruin, cheat on his wife with another city employee and lie about it to a jury anymore?

faust1200

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Whitey Fisk: +1

PotKettleBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @kittenfoo: Kentucky, Tennessee, it's all the same to us Yankees.

PotKettleBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> His lawyer said on the Today show that he was't going to press charges. I'm no lawyer (or a cop) -- doesn't make sense to me why someone needs to "press charges". Why isn't he being charged with a crime? If he hit a dog like that -- the dog doesnt press charges

Blog Nazi

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @Covaluxx: @Celticlady: "Rappelling" with two Ls is an acceptable spelling according to Merriam-Webster. Please to learn to use a dictionary.
[unabridged.merriam-webster.com]

stpauliegirl

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> It's important to point out that one doesn't need much of a reason to punch a lawyer in the face.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> So now is he going to get a different attorney? It sucks for him if he is still defended by a guy he punched in the face. Not as though that he wouldn't deserve it.

sleepydumbdude

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @normanm4: "Kwame Kilpatrick Charm School"...LOL! Can I use that line sometime?

MPHinPgh

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> .

Blueskylaw

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Is that an afro the lawyer is wearing or is this just a Saturday Night Live skit?

Blueskylaw

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @FLConsumer:
Sterilization would be cheaper!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @skittlekicks:

No, I think he was inspired by the cabbie who punched that lady in the face because she wanted to pay with a credit card. He forgot to give his lawyer a warning first thing.

"I give you a punch in the face!"

DoubleEcho

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Jesus, if you're going to steal, steal something worth stealing. If you're going to get caught anyway, at least don't get caught stealing things most people wouldn't buy.

shufflemoomin

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Was this man inspired by the Cookie Crisp dog?

SkittleKicks

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> @shan6:

Not the most ambitious guy in world obviously.

ClayS

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Was he wearing a striped shirt with a mask? Did he attempt to open the glass with the suction cup circle glass cutter thing? Did he have a "loot" bag? Did he catch a drop of sweat with his hand so as not to set off the laser grid on the K-mart floor? THESE are the questions I want answered!

Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> innocent until proven retarded. I vote game, set and match already

discounteggroll

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Classy guy. I would love to know what goes through the head of a man trying to steal all the jewelry frome effing Kmart!

shan6

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Sounds like he went to the "Kwame' Kilpatrick Charm School for Criminals"

normanm4

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Dear Crazy Bastard: Sparkly is not the same as expensive.

Islandkiwi

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Ok, would it be too obvious to say that I was 'repelled' by this whole story??

Celticlady

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Can we just lock this guy up to protect the gene pool?

FLConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> I read a story about a professional burglary ring that clean out stores like Best Buy and Office Depot who "pick targets carefully, and plan the crimes to the last detail. The thieves drop down through rooftops, tunnel through walls, even crawl through ductwork to get the job done ... they leave behind no fingerprints, no witnesses and no surveillance tapes." I wonder if this is one of them getting sloppy -- or greedy.

GravityFields

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> the lawyer was on the today show this morning with two black eyes. ouch!

stephenjames716

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> how do you "rappell" into a K-Mart?

Covaluxx

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> Can I haz attoneyz-klyent privligez?

choinski

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> "Them are just accusations. They don't got no physical evidence whatsoever..." Wow. If that's not a direct quote then I don't know what is.

Blackcloud75

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> i'm always relieved when something like this happens in a state other than mine (tennessee). particularly with the "they don't got no physical evidence" type quotes.

kittenfoo

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> If they don't get him on the K-Mart caper they should give him 5 years for his grammar. Minus some time off for giving it to a lawyer of course.

40mpgYaris

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> This fellow doesn't seem like the brightest star in the sky.

qitaana

]]> <![CDATA[Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face]]> breaking into a Kmart "mission impossible"-style just to steal crappy Kmart jewelry?

forgottenpassword

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