Nobody Knows What This Pillow Is Made Of - Consumerist Comments

Nobody Knows What This Pillow Is Made Of

liptoss — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:48:33 EDT

Don't laugh, years ago when my parents bought me a metal toy car... no not the cast Hot Wheels type, but the punched pressed metal type, I ripped the bottom that had the wheels attached to it off... guess what I found!? Old fish tins... the friggin car was made of old friggin Chinese fish tins! The type you would find on the shelf of a grocery store!
Just another interesting bit for this thread to consider.

liptoss

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Big Flicker — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:00:36 EST

That's just plain gross and eerie, not to mention bad images in your head.

Big Flicker

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econobiker — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:25:44 EST

Can you fault the Chinese for being frugal? Like the Chinese recyling used condoms for hair rubber bands by cutting them into strips...

econobiker

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Jim — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:50:11 EST

Finally! A realistic home-based business I can start.

I've been vacuuming and throwing out perfectly good, 100% organic, "green" pillow stuffing for so many years...

Jim

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trollkiller — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:04:53 EST

@TinyBug: Quick get Butters on the phone.

trollkiller

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Scazza — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:33:46 EST

Made in China? No doubt its just melted lead poured over dead avian-flu-carrying birds feathers.

Scazza

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Matt Sussman — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:11:36 EST

Monty Hall: "You could take... the boat, the diamond necklace, and the trip to Fiji, and walk away.. OR... you could have what's inside this pillow."

Matt Sussman

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Imaginary_Friend — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:49:37 EST

Errrgh! That stuffing looks like the winning entry in the World's Largest Hairball contest. I can't believe it's legal to sell that crap.

I agree with Bohemian - take it back for a full refund or kill it with fire.

Imaginary_Friend

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savvy9999 — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:45:11 EST

Apparently this is hunky dory in regards to labeling: [www.fibersource.com]

Dagnasty? Yes. But illegal, no.

savvy9999

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bohemian — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:20:20 EST

That is really disgusting. That lumpy goo also wouldn't hold up for very long before you would have a really screwed up useless pillow. There is nothing keeping it from balling up or keeping it bound together.
I would take it back to the store and dump the innards all over the counter and demand your money back.
The red & black thing looks like either underwear elastic of edge binding. The whole mess looks like mulched cotton insulation mixed with dryer lint.

bohemian

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kittenfoo — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:57:05 EST

I just looked at the pictures, and I have to say, despite the unknown provenance of the material, the pictures themselves are beautiful in their own way. They also remind me of the episode of The Simpsons when Homer climbs the Murderhorn with sponsorship by the Power Sauce Bar company, and they finally admit that the Power Sauce bars are made up of apple cores and shredded Chinese newspapers.

kittenfoo

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kittenfoo — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:54:06 EST

I beg to differ, maztec. Growing up we had a horsehair-stuffed sofa that had belonged to a great grandparent, and I cannot imagine a more uncomfortable piece of furniture. It felt like it was stuffed with a combination of high heel shoes and sawdust.

kittenfoo

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JAY1937 — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:35:45 EST

You know, speaking of underpants...I recently bought (too) many pairs of the most UNCOMFORTABLE underpants I've ever encountered. I believe they may be made from leftover sandpaper bits.

Perhaps I should cram them all in a box and helpfully ship them to China. No?

JAY1937

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goodkitty — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:05:20 EST

Oh my God, you solved it!

1. Steal Underpants
2. EXPORT UNDERPANTS TO CHINA FOR PILLOW STUFFING
3. Profit!

goodkitty

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erica.blog — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:20:25 EST

Well what do you think Underpants Gnomes steal underpants for, just to have a huge collection of underpants? Clearly it is to stuff in pillows.

Too bad it isn't iPods, that would have been a total win... a bit tough to sleep on, though.

erica.blog

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blitzcat — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:11:24 EST

I would say it was about average weight. No ipods. But gross. Much of the contents was dust.

Here are the pictures, c/o flickr.
Shredded Underpants?

The Money Shot: there goes the money I spent on this pillow.

Entrail Zoom: closeup of the baffling.

blitzcat

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Imaginary_Friend — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:52:44 EST

How heavy is it? Maybe it's got those Target customer's missing iPods in there.

Imaginary_Friend

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Asterchild — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:27:58 EST

@drgirlfriend: haha! Throw in some tears and sweat from the long working hours without a break.

Asterchild

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DrGirlfriend — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:24:06 EST

It's stuffed with the pillow factory employees' hopes and dreams. :`-(

DrGirlfriend

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bohemian — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:42:48 EST

I would bet it is swept up cuttings out of a sewing factory. Many of the machines make small pieces of cut off fabric as part of the sewing process. There are also the little cut off pieces left over from cutting clothing. They probably sweep them off the factory floor, put it in a bin and sell it or reuse it for stuffing. Ick, Ick, Ick. I worked in a sewing factory summers during college. We threw scrap in the trash and I wouldn't want anything off that floor.

bohemian

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blitzcat — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:10:44 EST

It came from Garden Ridge. I went in on a whim to see what it was about. I don't think I'm going to shop there again, but mostly because they had christmas trees up in August.

@HomerJay I'm 8+ years Walmart clean. :)

I did finally rip a hole to see what it was. I still can't tell if it was underpants or not, and I think I did see a couple hairs. Its kind of a textile mulch of floor sweepings, similar to how all the leftover parts of a cow get rendered into a Slim Jim. I'm going to get rid of it, but I will splay it out with pictures here this afternoon.

blitzcat

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bohemian — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:51:01 EST

@blitzcat: So where does one buy a pillow of 100% unknown textiles of Chinese origin? So I can uh avoid buying pillows there.

New unknown fibers, it could be new asbestos fibers for all you know. Icky.

bohemian

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nech — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:49:29 EST

maybe it's abestos. oh go on.. have a nice sleep...

nech

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homerjay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:14:10 EST

Let me guess-- you got it at Walmart?

homerjay

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forgottenpassword — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:09:12 EST

My bet is recycled bits of old, used, soiled pillows.

Ah the circle of life!

forgottenpassword

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timmus — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:55:26 EST

Needs "CHINESE POISON TRAIN" tag for obvious reasons.

timmus

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Gawg — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:30:10 EST

Stuffed with bricks wouldn't be a selling point would it?

Gawg

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Blog Nazi — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:47:04 EST

Im thinking there was a communications gap between the inspector and the manufacturer -- finally he said screw it, Walmart will buy 20 million whatever it says

Blog Nazi

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SexCpotatoes — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:25:31 EST

The trifecta, Asbestos, Lead, and Razor blades.

SexCpotatoes

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Daniel Rutter — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:03:44 EST

I'm guessing there's nothing but a thick felty met of tarantula urticating hairs in there.

Daniel Rutter

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floydianslip6 — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:38:55 EST

CUT IT OPEN! Bow to the internet's peer pressure voyeurism. It would be worth the $10 for a new pillow. Make a youtube and cut it open. This is research here!

floydianslip6

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alhypo — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:01:24 EST

Ah... so China finally found a use for every part of the prisoners they execute. Such efficiency. Now that's progress.

alhypo

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maztec — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:11:42 EST

Nothing wrong with horsehair. Please stop libeling it! I own several old horsehair pillows and chairs stuffed with horsehair and they are about the best I own in that category. Plus, what difference would there be between horsehair and feathers in terms of disease? At least one of the two is fowl and it's not the horse!

maztec

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waldy — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:06:25 EST

Oh my gosh, this may be the funniest consumerist article and comments section EVER. The underpants...the bra packaging...the periodic table...taking one for the team...I've been rendered helpless by the giggling!

waldy

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Trai_Dep — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:55:22 EST

Considering it's China, it's probably shredded babies. But not to worry - it's only female shredded babies.

Trai_Dep

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BigBoat — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:32:07 EST

You may need to take one for the team here. The team being me; I'm quite curious :)

BigBoat

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blitzcat — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:25:15 EST

I'm still trying to decide wether to cut it open and see. I'm torn. I like my pillow, but yeech.

blitzcat

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FLConsumer — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:06:44 EST

How the hell are they allowed to sell it? Takotchi's description makes it sound even worse than the label!

FLConsumer

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takotchi — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:00:52 EST

I just stuck that phrase into Google and found a somewhat interesting page on the FTC's web site:

[www.ftc.gov]

It describes things as made from "miscellaneous scraps, rags, odd lots, textile by-products, second-hand materials or waste materials of unknown and, for practical purposes, undeterminable fiber content". Still sounds kind of 'eww' to me.

takotchi

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krom — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 00:51:56 EST

"Made in China." At the end. That is the best punchline that tag could possibly have.

krom

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artki — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:49:21 EST

@newtonite:
> Made in China?

Unknown materials MADE IN CHINA!? We could have new entries for the Periodic Table here! Once you're finished with this pillow would you even be allowed to throw it away or do you have to call for a HazMat team?

artki

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newtonite — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:43:00 EST

Made in China?

newtonite

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rubberkeyhole — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:37:34 EST

oh god the underpants and human hair bit is hilarious!

rubberkeyhole

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outsdr — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:27:29 EST

"Now they are used to ensure that the bedding on sale is new, not used. Whatever that pillow is stuffed with, rest assured that you are its first puzzled owner."

Really? What assurances would that be, really? That there is a law? There's laws against high levels of lead used in consumer goods as well.

If there was choice between an item with this tag, and a similar item with a tag that actually says what's inside, I would pick the second one.

Granted, there's still no guarantee that the second tag does not mislead as well.

It's hard for me as a consumer to know who and what to trust these days.

outsdr

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legotech — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:26:27 EST

At work, we received a delivery of a fragile object from Shanghai. It was packed very nicely in the castoff material from a bra fabricating company. We had a LOT of very unPC fun with those bits :)

legotech

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JAY1937 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:11:50 EST

@JAY1937: err...that's crack ME up, dammit...lol

JAY1937

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JAY1937 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:11:23 EST

Gosh darn it, I'm an adult...why does the word "underpants" crack me every time????

JAY1937

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Red_Eye — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:00:20 EST

Noooooo used underpants are only used in heavy bags, come on now, what you have there is likely reclaimed fibers from cleaned and recycled baby diapers..

Red_Eye

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TinyBug — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:52:54 EST

I'm wondering what is in my pillow. Used underpants?

1) Steal Underpants
2) Use them to stuff pillows
3) profit!!!

TinyBug