<![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> not that this really has anything to do with the article, but that was a great movie. i'm talking freaking fantastic.

LucyInTheSky

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Several years ago in SF, the Bay Guardian reviewed an album by a group that had an upcoming concert date in the City. One of the things they said was that the group could not perform like Counting Crows.

The next week there was an ad for their concert in the very same paper that quoted "...like Counting Crows - SF Bay Guardian" in its list of reviews.

Lesson: If you have faith in critics and reviews, be sure you read the actual review, not the quote in an ad.

BlinkyGuy

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Where's Jay Sherman when you need him? [I can't believe I remember that name so easily.]

Bay State Darren

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> That's really not that bad. Yeah, you lost some of the subtle hedging of the original review, but I don't think it really misrepresented things. The worst thing they did was put the quotes out of order, not out of context. I don't get why, either. Starting with "Extraordinary" in this context is the closest the blurb comes to misrepresentation. Had it be packaged with the other adjectives, though, I think it'd be totally fair.

Look, the movie got a positive review that was written in a way that it was tough to blurb out. The blurb writer, though, found a way and while it overstates the praise a bit, I don't think its a misrepresentation.

BStu

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> @dirty foreigner: Worse than a DVD box that proudly advertises 3 1/2 stars?

bunnymen

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> "The Critic[s] ... say ... change it!"
It is "what you want!"

mantari

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> In Ebert's Movie Answer Man book, he discusses an instance where he was quoted for the Hoop Dreams video cover as saying "Hip Hoop Hurray!" He loved the movie and wrote a stellar review, but didn't say anything nearly as stupid as "Hip Hoop Hurray"; that was apparently the headline one newspaper wrote when they ran Ebert's syndicated review.

Propaniac

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> I never check the blurbs. I don't care about the blurbs. Heck, I don't care about what the critics in general say and I don't think what is popular is good.

Now that I've established that it would not influence my movie selections whether the FTC went after the blurb-makers or not, I still ask: are those blurbs not lies and are they not illegal?

lemur

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> I always check out the blurbs on DVDs - if all they've got is something from Harry Knowles, I know it's going to be supremely awful. If it's a couple of no-name reviewers from generic papers, it's going to be mediocre/bad. If there's an actual quote from a real critic, then it was probably taken out of context from the review and no clue at all to the movie's actual quality. But at least you can weed out some of the chaff that way.

glitterpig

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> That's nothing compared to the way the producers of "Grease" on Broadway used reviewers who didn't like the show: [playgoer.blogspot.com]

neithernor

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Why does anyone even give a damn about "critic's" quotes in movie ads? No matter how shitty the movie, some of them will still praise it [I'm lookin' at you, Joel something-or-other from Maxim!] Seriously, find one movie, no matter how shitty-looking, that could find critics to laud it for the ads. And this is the time of year to look for it, January is to Hollywood what garbage pick-up day is to the rest of us.

Bay State Darren

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> I think it was Cracked or Mad that did a parody along these lines. The one that springs to mind is "I couldn't put it down..." where the actual quote was "I couldn't put it down fast enough."

Tonguetied

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Many of these "unknown" reviewers are on studio-provided "junkets", where they get swag, lunches, and such at the screening to encourage a good review. If you see a movie and recognize none of the critics, or see wonderful reviews by critics working for small radio stations - steer clear. About the only movie that will be worse is one that's not pre-screened for any critics.

SacraBos

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Is anybody really surprised by this?

D-Bo

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> @ DIRTY FOREIGNER: "This just shows how awful a movie without any blurb must be."

Or possibly, it shows that the people marketing the film are intelligent and creative enough to come up with more compelling ways to get my attention than a meaningless out-of-context blurb.

Elijah-M

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Remember how The 5th Element's blurb was "Star Wars for the 90's!"? The reviewer was actually quoting the movie's director...and disagreeing with him.

veraikon

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> It's lame to do this in the first place, especially jumping back and forth like that, but really I don't think the blurb misrepresented the reviewer's words at all.

freshyill

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Wow, that site is confusing, not very intuitive at all

ancientsociety

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> @punkrawka: The best movie blurb quote picking was when that god-awful movie "Volcano" came out with Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche. The Time magazine review was profoundly negative (since the movie was terrible) and ended with a statement that said something like "If you like stupid schlocky movies you'll have a hell-lava time." Rimshot.

Then the movie posters say "You'll have a hell-lava time."

skittlbrau

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> My favorite is from the 80's. Blurb said "The movie to see." Critic had coninued the line with ".. if you're suffering from insomnia."

crackblind

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> If you follow the link, there are better examples of turning blatantly bad, or at least apathetic, reviews into positive blurbs.

Skiffer

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> @davere: Indeed it is a great job.
Here's how I would handle the piece of $#@$@ "Epic Movie:" (from the New York Times review)
-"Thankfully... "Epic Movie..." is short..."
-"The humor... is witty."
-"This critic... was amused..."

"One Missed Call"
-"[fantastic]... is the only possible response."

Electroqueen

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> That is too funny. I always suspected this.

t0fu

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> All the more reason to completely ignore all studio-endorsed tag lines from critics. Even if the critic liked the movie, nine times out of then the quote doesn't even resemble what the critic really said.

rmz

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Oh! I want that job!

davere

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Oh that isn't horrible at all. As another poster said, it keeps to the ideal of the review. What I love are the blurbs that say "Amazing" -- when what the reviewer said was "It's truly amazing how bad this movie is."
And yeah, check the credentials. Doesn't say much if they had to score words like "great" and "fun" from the Tyler Texas Journal or the Smithville News Crier.

Mariajl

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> This just shows how awful a movie without any blurb must be.

dirty foreigner

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> The number one warning sign that a blurb shouldn't be believed is when they use one or two words and lots of "...". Also look out for when the person being blurbed has his credentials in unreadable type below his name. A movie that needs to resort to quoting FoxTV movie critics in it's national promotions has serious issues.

quail

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> I've never gone to a movie because a Blurb convinced me to. Does anybody? Blurbs are a really old advertising gimmicks that just don't work anymore.

headon

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> Well, the review looked positive to me... It would be worse if they took a bad review and turned it positive. But man they sure like picking the words far apart.

Sorta pathetic.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[If The Critic Doesn't Say Exactly What You Want, Change It]]> If that's the most egregious one, it's actually not as bad as I expected. The review is effusively positive, and the quote just cherry-picked the best words/phrases to use as blurbs. It didn't change the actual character of what the reviewer was saying about the movie.

punkrawka

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