Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards - Consumerist Comments

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

1GODFAN — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:14:51 EST

I know that I would rather have my daughter wear the hidden panties rather than have her say the 4 letter words that come out of some of these "righteous" peoples' mouth. That's where the real trash is. I got her a robe last year from Walmart that says "Dear Santa, I want everything" From the way some of you think, I guess she wants every thing sexual.

1GODFAN

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ZekeSulastin — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:51:44 EST

@BugMeNot2, 1GodFan: Of course nobody is going to post the other picture! How the hell do you expect to draw traffic without sensationalism?

ZekeSulastin

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

spywyatt — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:12:10 EST

i understand walmart in general is evil, but the walmart near lsu in baton rouge is one of the best shopping experiences. everyone is obnoxiously nice and they overstock on typical college foods. it is sad, but they are better than the others near campus.

spywyatt

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

1GODFAN — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:03:53 EST

I don't see what the big deal is. When I saw them I immediately thought that it was a joke saying that Santa (mom and dad) would bring them everything they needed instead of running up a credit card. I had to read some of the comments to figure how why everyone was up in arms.Maybe my mind isn't in the gutter though.

1GODFAN

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ANoel — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:09:42 EST

What has wings and sucks blood?

Maxi Ultra.

Next in the "Truth in Advertising" category...
Maxi Ultra surprinted with "Fuck Off".

ANoel

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Trackback — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:45:01 EST

Feministing.com brings news of something new for sale at Wal-Mart: sexism in the shape of girls’ underwear. These dainty underthings are for sale at Wal-Mart, encouraging girls to use their bodies, not their brains! Now, let’s try to get this straight.

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Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

failurate — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:59:56 EST

I am fairly certain that one of the Marts (Wal or K) used to have a brand of men's underwear called... "The Family Diner".

I know I saw them in store, but now can't seem to find a verifying source.

failurate

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

KingCool — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:28:25 EST

@cde:
My point was that Jews and Kwanzaacans etc. do NOT identify Santa Claus (i.e. Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Sinter Klaus, Father Christmas, Pere Noel) as an icon of the Holiday season the same as Christians and secular ppl. But maybe it's different where you live. Maybe little Jewish kids go and sit on Santa's lap at the mall and ask for eight things...

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night.

KingCool

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

frugalchick — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:58:30 EST

Removed from shelves!
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frugalchick

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Trackback — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:22:31 EST

Wal-Mart is teaching little girls that they can sell their body for money by selling kids panties with the saying "Who Needs Credit Cards" on...

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Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

sleepeatread — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:15:38 EST

These are going to make a sweet stocking stuffer...

sleepeatread

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

cde — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:16:57 EST

@KingCool: Uhh... I don't remember reading about Santa in the bible... Or hearing anything other then "avoid the temptation of the false idol that detracts from the true meaning of Christmas, Christs Birth" (which I then mumble that Christ was not born in december)

cde

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

JAY1937 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:41:45 EST

Annnd...reason number 73,298 to not spend your $$ at Wal-Mart.

JAY1937

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

KingCool — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:51:05 EST

First off, this was linked from a FEMINIST site, so of COURSE the OP was gonna have a problem with ANYTHING that even HINTS at the phallacracy of American society.

Secondly, apparently there is a punchline on the reverse which reads (as was pointed out a few posts back) ...When you have SANTA! This gives a whole new meaning to the front. But like so many other facets of the media these days, its much more fun to leave shit out that tells the whole story and skew it to fit your agenda.

Third, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. They're fucking panties fer OPTIMUS PRIME's sake! And Christmas panties, at that, so they will only be worn about 3 times and then forgotten.

Next, someone will be bitching because they reference Santa Claus, a wholly secular/Christian entity. Talk about your Politically Incorrect. Maybe they should say (front) "Who needs credit cards.." (back)"..when you get gifts during the many diverse cultural celebrations held in the month of December."

KingCool

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

mungojerry — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:43:35 EST

@THEREALHOMERJAYSIMPSON:
Oh, please, not this shabby old defense.

"If you don't like Nazi shirts being sold, don't buy them". (But people are buying them, so it must be "OK"!)

Back under your rock...

mungojerry

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

therealhomerjaysimpson — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:51:15 EST

This is yet another example of the meaningless "news" this site posts. OK, the garments aren't for everyone. Don't like 'em, don't buy 'em.

Pretty simple.

If it's not your sense of humor, no one is forcing you to purchase them. If enough people don't buy them, or similarly adorned undies, they'll go away.

Next....

therealhomerjaysimpson

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Sherryness — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:14:18 EST

I've always thought more highly of my person than I thought of my credit cards. That includes my vagina. Maybe the message on the panties have to do with valuing your self-worth over consumerism and materialism. Naaahhhhhh.... I'm just kidding. I still do have a high opinion of my vagina, though.

Sherryness

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

DuckFOO — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:45:39 EST

Women use sex all the time to get what they want. I see those panties as truth in advertising.

DuckFOO

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

shades_of_blue — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:06:03 EST

@yamish: OMG that made me laugh, sadly it's soo true.

My friend's soon to be step daughter, who's around 8 was showered with Bratz dolls for her birthday. And I just looked at him with disgust for allowing her to play with those whorish dolls...

shades_of_blue

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

nutbastard — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:43:37 EST

"Who needs credit cards" is a far cry from "Im a prostitute".

Honestly I don't know HOW you girls can spot things like this and blow them up into things they aren't.

Cute panties BTW.

nutbastard

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Jordan Lund — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:07:25 EST

@ LISARAINE

Meh, it's a living..

Jordan Lund

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Fujikopez — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:20:55 EST

I wonder how many people will use credit cards to purchase these.

Fujikopez

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

emt888 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:30:59 EST

You stay classy Wal-Mart...

emt888

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ChristopherDavis — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:59:56 EST

So if you use these for a purchase, do you need to show ID or just the underwear?

ChristopherDavis

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

lisaraine — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:23:25 EST

Oh Geez!
And the genius who designed these doesn't even know what a proper ellipsis looks like!

How bad would it suck if your job was to proofread type treatments on panties at walmart?

lisaraine

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

lisaraine — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:17:48 EST

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

The only way these abominations could be redeemed was if each panty was embedded with a sophisticated chip that let someone track the buyers down so the purchasing parent would be sterilized.

lisaraine

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ElizabethD — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:17:32 EST

@yamish: For the win!

True confessions: I spent my lunch hour at Wal-Mart getting some stocking stuffers for our teen and adult kids. And a DVD of "It's a Wonderful Life" to replace the old VHS version. The shopping experience itself wasn't bad, but the cashiers were slow, unfriendly, and prone to making mistakes that the supervisor had to override with her key. I know: I shouldn't expect more, based on the low pay they get from Wally.

ElizabethD

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Eilonwynn — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:56:59 EST

@omerhi: They were right on the aisle end of a rack. *shrug*. I was only at walmart under threat of torture (like that store isn't torture enough) from a grandmother who wanted help xmas shopping for my 8 younger cousins. She thought they were cute. (The woman's certifiably out of her mind.)

Eilonwynn

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

girly — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:45:08 EST

@gingerCE: you're going to buy them because you are anti-shopaholic?

girly

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

MusicLand — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:34:05 EST

The funny thing is that the panties are right on the money - you don't have to worry about all the fees and changing rates associate with credit cards if you live by this philosophy I guess.

Or maybe this is a new way Walmart is trying to help young women avoid credit card debt... No? Well, maybe since I've been working with unfaircreditacardfees.com I've got it on the brain, but this is the Consumerists - and they were live-blogging the hearings in Washington on credit card practices the other days.

I guess there are ways to avoid interchange fees and there are ways to avoid interchange fees... I find it somewhat sexist though myself - where's the male version?
Just sayin.

MusicLand

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

darkclawsofchaos — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:33:01 EST

After one buys it, who reads it? Well besides the other girls in the locker room before gym... oh highschool... our gym teachers were insensitive morons... They would discuss locker room problems in front of everyone in class, be it spitting in the boys locker room to brassiere snapping in the girls, why didn't they say it in the locker rooms instead in class, who knows

darkclawsofchaos

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

soldstatic — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:25:36 EST

i think its implying that instead of going out and spending money, you could stay home and pet your kitty

soldstatic

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Daemon_of_Waffle — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:23:42 EST

@aaron8301: Your teenage sister probably is wearing these things; you just don't know.

Daemon_of_Waffle

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

MauriceReeves — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:21:23 EST

Never did I think I would find Frederick's of Hollywood to be a bastion of decent morality in this world...oh, and they should totally package this with a fake tramp stamp kit so our little girls can use them together.

MauriceReeves

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

MatthewVA — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:13:26 EST

Provocative, funny sayings are one thing, but this is just in poor taste. Tsk tsk Sam Fam.

MatthewVA

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

gingerCE — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:12:28 EST

Uh-actually I think they're kinda cute. If I bought clothes at Walmart, I might buy these panties. I think the message is kinda anti-shopaholic which I like.

Also, Raanne is right, juniors isn't kids. I'm an adult and I wear juniors. Juniors sizes are more or less the same as woman's (maybe slightly smaller). I have family members still in college and they all wear junior size clothing.

The irony is by the posting here, I bet these panties are gonna be top sellers and end up on ebay fetching more for their notoriety. Now I'm definitely getting a pair.

gingerCE

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

cde — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:10:46 EST

@aaron8301: O_o Seriously? SRSLY? I WANT that shirt. Does it come in man sizes?

(And I also want the "Some call it stalking, I call it Love" shirt, but I guess thats just the type of guy I am)

cde

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

chickenpotpy — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:06:47 EST

These'll go great with my "Daddy's Li'l Porn Star" cami!

chickenpotpy

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

mandarin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:04:38 EST

Umm i thought the craze was not wearing underwear at all.....

mandarin

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Raanne — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:03:15 EST

good lord people. juniors is not childrens. juniors clothes fit highschool through college age women (usually). and *some* middleschool children.

That being said, underwear isn't even something that is that size specific. you will have 20yr - 30yr olds buying these. its not like its specifically for 12 yr old girls.

Raanne

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

SacraBos — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:01:27 EST

Okay, now I have a visual of some teen having a non-credit transaction with some fat old bastard in a red suit in some small sooty location.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Wal-Mart.

SacraBos

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

aaron8301 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:57:52 EST

@Consumerist: "...perhaps Walmart should consider printing it on a wallet, rather than on panties meant for teenage girls. The whole prostitution angle is clouding the message of fiscal responsibility."

That kinda goes along with the "It's not whoring if you do it for free" T-shirt.

I'd kill my teenage sister if she ever wore either.

aaron8301

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

royal72 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:57:23 EST

@BugMeNot2: it should say on the inside "...when you've got a pussy like this." come on guys, it's so obvious.

royal72

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

cde — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:50:38 EST

@BugMeNot2: In some stores, its actually "..when you've got SATAN".

But all that changes the meaning to is that she'll give it up to Santa/Pimp and not everyone.

cde

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ninjatales — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:47:36 EST

Uggg sick. I just realized it was for juniors.

ninjatales

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

ninjatales — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:47:24 EST

Personally speaking, I don't think those panties have the ability to give camel toes.

ninjatales

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

SoCalGNX — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:39:14 EST

These go well with the Ashley and whats her name twin clothes they sell. Geared for young girls, they are called "s**twear" by more than one parent.

SoCalGNX

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

BugMeNot2 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:37:57 EST

If you read way down in the comments, someone notes that on the back of the underwear it says:

"..when you've got SANTA"

Doesn't that change the meaning just a BIT???

BugMeNot2

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

uricmu — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:26:44 EST

Probably pays better than a job at walmart

uricmu

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

DorothyZbornak — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:26:22 EST

OMG, that's the Wal-Mart I used to go to when I lived in that area!

In related gross Wal-Mart kiddie undie news, they also sell padded bras for little girls. That's right, you can train those little boobies from jump to make great cleavage. Sick!

DorothyZbornak

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

DrGirlfriend — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:24:20 EST

Fine, Then WalMmart censors music while carrying products urging women of all ages who can fit into juniors panties to use their genitals instead of money.

FWIW, I don't associate Juniors with children, but with teens.

DrGirlfriend

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

protest — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:23:44 EST

i leave for you all, lyrics from a hugely popular r&b song, sung by a 16 year old girl:

"I got them boys chasing me trying to make me the one
When I'm out shopping it's like having a gun
Whatever I want I get, got them boys caught up"

Walmart is following a greater trend. not to say they don't still suck for it.

protest

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Daemon_of_Waffle — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:16:39 EST

They should offer two others with the following written:

Cash is best..

Can't touch this without the cash..

Daemon_of_Waffle

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

AnastasiaBeaverhousen — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:12:38 EST

Those are horrible! I see the humor... but honestly what does this say about our society? or more importantly what message is this sending to young girls and boys?

AnastasiaBeaverhousen

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

fizzyg — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:11:13 EST

I don't think they have just 'adult' undies though. It's like juniors and granny panties. I'm fairly sure these aren't in the kids' undies section. Still amusing that they'll carry these but not certain music selections.

fizzyg

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

hubris — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:08:32 EST

@Eilonwynn: One wonders what you were doing cruising the girl's underwear aisle. :)

hubris

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

BlondeGrlz — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:04:32 EST

@3drage: I was going to summon outrage for implying having a lower back tattoo makes me slutty.

But I was laughing to hard. Hilarious.

BlondeGrlz

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Delilah Squid — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:55:01 EST

And have we come to expect anything better from WalMart? Nope.

Delilah Squid

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

boxjockey68 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:55:00 EST

Way to go walfart, another ultra classy move

boxjockey68

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

homerjay — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:49:57 EST

Oh now they're just taunting us.
You continue to one-up youselves, WalMart. What's next?

homerjay

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

rrrebo — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:48:57 EST

Who comes up with this stuff? Who approves this product to go to production and actually be distributed. It boggles the mind. Some company actually chose to make these. And Wal-Mart chooses to distribute them.

This is a perfect addendum to the Wal-Mart Business Plan:

1. Fuck your community. We're coming, with either 1 store or 2, or however many it takes to get around the pitiful little "laws" you pass in a futile attempt to keep us out.
2. Fuck your local businesses. We will under-sell them, and ruin them, leaving no competition in town.
3. Fuck your ecology. We will drain protected wetlands to make room for our stores. See also #1.
4. Fuck your local workforce. We'll underpay them, offer shitty "benefits," and force them to work unpaid overtime by locking them into the stores overnight. They'll be forced to suck it up and take it in the ass because there won't be any other jobs in the area. See also #2 and #1.
5. Fuck your daughters and your values. We'll corrupt your daughters and make them money-grubbing whores who will never make anything of themselves and will be forced to work for us for the rest of their miserable small-town lives.

rrrebo

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

yamish — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:46:47 EST

my 8-year-old daughter is totally getting these and a bratz doll in her stocking this year. i think her childhood has lasted long enough.

yamish

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Sushiwriter — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:46:06 EST

all these comments so far and nobody has mentioned the fact that embroidery has two periods.

And "juniors" doesn't mean "children."

Sushiwriter

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Eilonwynn — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:43:42 EST

My partner and I saw them in a Walmart in Northwestern PA about a month ago. Partner was sufficiently upset that a manager was summoned, and freaking out occured, but no resolution.

Eilonwynn

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

3drage — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:40:47 EST

I can see the marketing meeting now. "Lindsey and Britney aren't wearing panties, how on earth are we going to get teens to keep buying them?" A brief silence falls on the room, and the creepy guy in the back says. "Aha! I have it, slut panties!"

Be on the look out for mesh panties that overlay a fake tramp stamp on the small of the back. "For girls under 18 who know what they are going to do in life."

3drage

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

GothamGal — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:40:26 EST

@Pylon83:

Seriously? Didn't you get the memo about the editing of CDs by WalMart? Don't you find it a tad ironic that you can't say whore on a CD, but it's OK to advertise to preteens to be one?

With that said, I've seen this message before, written with a sharpie on my hubby's undies, but at least he doesn't censor my CD collection!

GothamGal

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

girly — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:35:46 EST

@Hyland: Thank you!

It's not that they should be legally prevented, they should just be prevented by their own sense of decency.

Gross!

girly

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Adam Hyland — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:34:27 EST

@Pylon83:

oh, this drivel again. no one is suggest state censorship. We are suggesting that wal-mart be shamed for promoting underage sex and prostitution. It's all the more discusting because of their sanctimonious stance on many other issues.

Adam Hyland

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Pylon83 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:30:43 EST

If you don't like them, don't buy them for your kid. Just because some people find them offensive shouldn't stop those who don't from purchasing them.

Pylon83

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Project Thanatos — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:30:30 EST

From consumer whores to actual whores! GG Walmart

Project Thanatos

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

half-beast — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:25:59 EST

Hahahaha.
Nelly was doing it wrong...

half-beast

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Daemon_of_Waffle — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:23:12 EST

Isn't ass-peddling the new social media craze? Like Twitter, but retro and hip.

Daemon_of_Waffle

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

youbastid — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:12:33 EST

Ah, Walmart. Family values for all!

youbastid

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

DrGirlfriend — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:12:09 EST

Walmart censors movies and music, but carries a product that suggests that underage girls use their genitals instead of money?

DrGirlfriend

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

7j6cei — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:07:53 EST

Better than that... Waiting for the pair of panties that says "It's my Britney B!#$h...."

lol

7j6cei

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

tokenblackgirl — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:07:41 EST

I've always thought my vagina was a Black AmEx now i can announce it to my potential beau and never have to take off my panties.

tokenblackgirl

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

SaveMeJeebus — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:04:38 EST

I am patiently waiting for the "some call it stalking, I call it love" phrase to come on boxer shorts. Nothing quite epitomizes tact and class like Wal-Mart.

SaveMeJeebus

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

sonichghog — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:03:29 EST

Its a good thing isn't it. Teaching kids early how to avoid using credit cards.

/so going to hell for that one/

sonichghog

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Juliekins — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:58:43 EST

Wow. Gross. That's at least as gross as the Aberzombie kiddie thong underpants, maybe even more gross. Nothing says "family values" like the implication that your preteen should peddle her ass for cash rather than using a credit card.

Juliekins