<![CDATA[ - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> Hey peewee I'm stalking you!
I'm going to be sending my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.

bitchybitch

]]> <![CDATA[]]> 'I got paid in puke'

'Lick it up baby, lick....it...up'

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "four charges of intentionally causing injury."

Not attempted murder? Is there such a thing as attempted manslaughter?

Rectilinear Propagation

]]> <![CDATA[]]> There's a bar in Memphis that never closes, never been there, though.

halloweenjack

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @ faust1200

Dammit, I was gonna say that but ya beat me to it. Kudos!

Leia Oragan Solo

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Another reason why Gawker should have Consumerist Australian Edition.

JennifARGH

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "Here drink this!"

"What is it?"

"JUST DRINK IT!!"

*chug chug*

"Eww what was that?!"

"LAVA!!!"

*Maniac Laughter*

RagingTowers

]]> <![CDATA[]]> ouch

ArtDonovansLovechild

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "I just killed my best friend!"
"Don't you mean worst enemy?"
"Same difference."

The HZA

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Teenage suicide, don't do it.

RumorsDaily

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Corn nuts!!

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faust1200

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Where's my copy of Stud Puppy?

homerjay

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Of course they bloody are, mate.

Daniel Rutter

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Considering it's Australia, ferchrissakes, I'm amazed they're not downing shots of hydrochloric acid. Pine-sol? That's almost ...Canadian.

(US citizens would be equally rough-n-tough, so long as they got somebody else's kids to do it)

Trai_Dep

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Close but no cigar, I believe Heathers was drain cleaner and orange juice, but awesome reference. Makes me crave a turbo dog and a slushie.

Look on the bright side for the victim, at least his breath will be Pine Fresh for months.

j03m0mma

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Bars are open at 6 AM in Australia? I am so there.

kjherron

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Heathers is BIG FUN :)

spookiedog

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