<![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> If you notice, the flashing words actually come together to form one sentence--

"Try fly-fishing for sperm whales" etc.

Wow!

If you watch the video, they're actually saying, "Try a nice spot of fly-fishing in a tank of hungry sperm whales. Try power-c. Try it." The left side says "try" while the words change on the right. Not that that makes any more sense.

Oh.

The Walking Eye

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> has anybody pointed out yet that there's a penis (pointing right) at the bottom of the screen?

mutineer

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> If you notice, the flashing words actually come together to form one sentence--

"Try fly-fishing for sperm whales" etc.

digitalrift

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> when i get in from work i'll upload the clip from my phone (five est).

hopefully they put it back up soon.

rocafellas

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Damn it, the clip has been taken down. I really wanted to see try sperm in action.....or maybe I could just get a special video from the back section of the local video store

whysteriastar

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> "ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy
on lethal weapon 2
i've got diplomatic immunity
so hammer you can't sue

can't touch me!"

...2nd best family guy moment ever...(1st being the vomit scene)

hemaphore

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Damn. I was a 100% heterosexual before viewing that clip, but now Sanjaya dancing to You Really Got Me seems strangely alluring...

Trai_Dep

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> yeah, when i saw this last night i knew i had to submit it. thanks for posting my story!

rocafellas

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Hahaha I saw that last night while watching Family Guy too I thought it was hilarious.

mikyrok

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> @tcp100 said: *INSERT WHINING REGARDING RELEVENCE OF STORY HERE*

Relax, man. What is with your need for constant seriousness of The Consumerist? "OMG! THEY'VE RESORTED TO SEMIEN JOKES! U GUYS USED TO BE COOL BUT NOW YR LAME!"

If you demand only the ripest, richest, most informative news bits on consumer products and companies, read Consumer Reports or the Wall Street Jornal or something. Otherwise, suck it up and laugh a little. You'll feel better.

BeastMasterJ

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> @tcp100: A dollar bill isn't a funny commercial.

I don't think anything's up with them posting something just because it's funny. It isn't like they haven't done it before.

Rectilinear Propagation

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> As often as I have tried, that line doesn't produce results.

RandomHookup

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Can someone help me out here? I can't seem to find the connection between "Irony" and what Havok defined as "Irony"..

Irony: A meaning (often contradictory) concealed behind the apparent meaning of a word or phrase

Zgeg

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> I've got an idea! Let's have a debate about whether subliminal advertising is actually effective in any way, or whether this is just yet one more example of marketing genius to generate "controversy" and garner undeserved attention.

quantum-shaman

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Ironicly, as I watched the video on here, about 3 seconds later it was actually playing on my TV.

Darkest Daze

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> mmm... sperm... water? It's a little too thick, isn't it?

Jesus On A Pogo Stick

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> For a second, I thought this was Digg.

LatherRinseRepeat

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Vitamin Water...vitamins AND protein!

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> What are you guys doing?

Seriously, what is going on lately with this site?

What's next, a story about folding dollar bills to show the twin towers burning?

Really guys. What's up?

tcp100

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> here's a longer version.. best ever..
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individu...

funkright

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Sorry people.. this is the best family guy moment ever :)
IFLI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5xXxxAqU2o

funkright

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> Actually it's an ad which happened to air during FG.

faust1200

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> @AcidReign: That is not a Family Guy parody commercial... it is an actual commercial that actually plays during commercial breaks.

I've seen that commercial a few times and I laughed when I realized the 'secret message' they were passing on. I sure hope they're only showing it during late night shows (like Adult Swim).

SOhp101

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> pretty sad attempt at humor.

but the vomit scene that acidreign brings up was one of the best.

reeg2

]]> <![CDATA["Try Sperm" Exhorts Vitamin Water Commercial]]> .....For Family Guy, this is not terribly surprising. My son turned me on to the show about five years ago. The vomit scene is my favorite on Family Guy.

AcidReign

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