Car Salesmean Wields Machete On Customer - Consumerist Comments

Car Salesmean Wields Machete On Customer

SecureLocation — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:04:06 EDT

No, no, Mr. Parker, you're supposed to slash prices, not customers.

SecureLocation

Dr. Paul Proteus — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:55:03 EDT

He needed the machete to close the sale? What a hack! Get it? Hack? Oh I slay me.

Scout — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:45:06 EDT

I always wondered how Robert kept winning the monthly sales contests.

Tomorrow, I'm bringing in my wood chipper.

Scout

madderhatter — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:28:24 EDT

My usual three words for Gerald Davis - concealed carry permit.

Scout — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:06:24 EDT

Hey, no wonder his monthly sales numbers were always so high...and I guess this explains all that blood in his office...

Scout