<![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call - Consumerist Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> ok, telemarketers are crap. But this is proff that they call some crazy people from time to time. This chick is nuts and I love how the guy on the line just loves it and stays cool.

Telemarketers are crazy. Some people they call are crazy.

kegsofduff

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> what was he calling for?

ckilgore

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> There are three things I absolutely love about this recording that caused me to put it on my iPod.
1. "Not if I don't want to. (Give my name out.)"
"YOU SONOFAMOTHERFUC GUWAHHHHHH!"
2. The pauses where crazy cat lady has been caught in a corner and then insults him.
3. "ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH RAPE!?!?!? [sic]

How can she say that telemarketing is more emotionally scarring and violating than rape?

Derek, IN

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> ....."Auditing your and your families' taxes for the rest of your life!" I like this. I may have to use that on some folks...

AcidReign

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Sheesh, talk about a few french fries short of the happy meal, someone definitely gave her a healthy dose of crazy.

She actually sounds like she had tourettes or something, but wow. Alex has the patience of a saint.

Ran Kailie

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Holy moley. She must be on the upswing of one of her manic episodes. Yikes. I have to admit I use that line too - 'I AM a supervisor'.

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Is it just me, or does she lapse into Golum-speak at points during the call? Does she hate and mistrust telemarketers? Or Hobiteses?

Lemurs

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Yoni writes:

"jeez guys, that lady's insane.

I'm sure I speak for every other EMT out there, but I'm embarrased she throws that out there."

Ben Popken

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> "Son of a bitch"
"Son of a bitch"
"Son of a bitch"
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.
.
"Im getting a calm down"

The_Truth

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> That woman sounds just like the mom from Malcolm in the Middle when she gets angry.

Jesse in Japan

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Holy
Freaking
Hell
And people wonder why there's a need for birth control in the world.
"I'm getting to calm down" - Classic.

bambino

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Wow. She is amazing. The irony is that he was calling to confirm he pizza order (maybe).

God, I love how his answers, after about three minutes, are designed just to piss her off. Still, I like the BT call better.

umlaut75

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> That is just amazing!

tinfoil

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> best ever

Danilo Campos

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> My fav: "I hope they play this tape in court someday, ma'am."

Drinker Nisti

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> This woman needs medication.

"I heard a click..."

Paul D

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> As crazy as the woman is...it still doesn't make telemarketing right. Furthermore, what point in posting this is there? Am I supposed to feel bad for the telemarketer? Or just laugh at the crazy cat lady? I think we should form this annual tax auditing organization she threatens Alex with...

crayonshinobi

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> This is the phone equivalent of that "I AM A GOD WARRIOR!" chick from Trading Spouses...Brilliant.

heathalouise

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> I think I'm going to head down to the Psych wing at work for a dose of sanity. In fact, I might just play this call and see how many people are deemed sane simply because this lady sets a new level by which to judge.

"Are you threatening me?"

LTS!

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> What was he selling? Lithium-by-mail? Direct calls to crazies. He must be used to it.

ACurmudgeon

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Wow...... wow...... I don't know. I vote that this is the best thing ever posted.
I hope this has legs and that we see this woman interviewed on Niteline.

homerjay- Smiling politely

]]> <![CDATA[The Second Greatest Thing We've Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call]]> Wait, who went outside now?

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

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