NFL Is Personally Offended By KFC's "Ambush Marketing"

NFL Is Personally Offended By KFC's "Ambush Marketing"

“We’re not going to play the role of Simon Cowell and critique dances,” McCarthy said. “But if a player acted in a way that was a reflection of a corporate message, then we’d have to take a look at it.”

Now, now, Mr. McCarthy. Don’t try to “draft off the excitement” of American Idol. We’re on to you.

KFC Launches Program Designed To Make Your Office Smell Like Chicken

KFC Launches Program Designed To Make Your Office Smell Like Chicken

KFC has issued a press release explaining their newest marketing effort: They’re going to make your office smell like chicken.

Tan Hill Inn 1, KFC 0: KFC Drops Legal Action Against Tiny British Pub

Tan Hill Inn 1, KFC 0: KFC Drops Legal Action Against Tiny British Pub

Only a few days after confirming that legal action would proceed against the tiny Tan Hiill Inn for the use of the trademarked term “Family Feast” on their once-a-year Christmas menu, KFC has changed its tiny chicken-sized mind.

New York City Health Department Takes Blame For Rat Fiasco

New York City Health Department Takes Blame For Rat Fiasco

New York City’s Health Department has taken the blame for the KFC/Taco Bell rat infestation that made national news. (If, though some miracle you haven’t seen the footage yet, i.e. you’ve just come out of a coma or recently regained lost eye-sight, do give it a look. It’s worth it.) Anyhow, the inspector who gave a pass to the KFC/Taco Bell has resigned and the Health Department is, like, really sorry and stuff.