But here's another great one: meet AOL user 2281868. What do we know about him?

• He's into jazz.
• He's into bestiality.
• He's into pictures of old ladies who look like Hilary Clinton naked.
• He wants to find black gay overbite porn.
• He wants to know if "niggers have X-Ray vision".
• He's also curious whether or not "niggers are Satan or gremlins or demons."

And he's very interested in the vaginas of Aghan Collies.

Thanks again to AOL! I'd personally love to see the New York Times get in touch with user 2281868, wouldn't you?

Worst AOL Searches Ever [NSFW]
Worst AOL Searches Ever [This One's The Same, But SFW!]

Forget the privacy issues. AOL leaking its search records is the best thing to hit Internet comedy perhaps ever. Thanks, AOL! You're the fuck-up that keeps on giving.

Confessions of AOL Users: Vol. 1 [YTMND]

Skeet Skeet, fothermucker.

http://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/

For the uninitiated, a wikipedia entry on what a YTMND is, what to do in case of an attack, their eating habits, and how they can save your life.