you died of dysentery

Can you make it across?

Here Lies Sillypants McFartybottom: How The Oregon Trail Became The Best Part Of Learning

Bring up The Oregon Trail with anyone who had computers in school that were nowhere near flat screens and everyone will have an opinion on whether to ford a river or pay for the ferry, how much to spend on supplies, and what to name your fictional kids so as to create the funniest tombstone when he or she inevitably dies of dysentery. All in the name of education, of course. [More]