Ye shall be known as the Xbone, henceforth and unto eternity!

Dear Microsoft: Buying Xbone.com Won’t Stop The Mean Kids From Making Fun Of You

In The Dark Times Of 7th Grade That Should Mostly Remain Un-Referred To, I thought that if I made fun of myself, the Mean 8th Grade Boys Who Resented Spelling Bee Successes* wouldn’t have any power over me anymore. But just like I was probably (read: definitely) wrong, it’s highly likely that people will still call the Xbox One the Xbone, even now that Microsoft has purchased the Xbone.com domain.  [More]