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What Does "Hot Fried" Windows 7 Taste Like?
By Marc Perton on May 18, 2010 4:19 PM  
Just in case the legendary 7-layer Windows 7 Whopper wasn't enough for you, Microsoft has introduced "Hot Fried 77," the Windows 7 restaurant, featuring 7 Windows-themed dishes. And beer. However, if you're looking to grab a quick bite of hot fried Windows, be prepared to travel fast: The restaurant is in Taiwan, and is only open going to be open for two months. More »

Student's Windows 7 Won't Work, CSR Transfers Him To Vacuum Seller
By Phil Villarreal on November 3, 2009 2:00 PM  

—>Chris is a student who bought Windows 7 through his university, then tried to install it to a new computer after his old one broke, but ran into problems. He called Microsoft customer service and ended up talking to Oreck Vacuums.   More »

Man Eats Windows 7 Themed 7-Layer Whopper
By Meg Marco on October 27, 2009 6:59 PM  

—>For some reason, possibly because they have the same ad agency as Burger King, Microsoft has convinced the fast food chain to offer a 7-layer Whopper in celebration of Windows 7. What is a 7-layer Whopper? It's just a Whopper with 7 patties.  More »

Digital River: Easy To Download From, Impossible To Reach
By Laura Northrup on October 23, 2009 3:15 PM  

—>Digital software downloads! Fast. Convenient. But sometimes, it can't compare with having a physical disc and a printed product key sitting in front of you. That's what Daniel's roommate learned when he tried to download Windows 7 from Digital River.  More »

Burger King Welcomes Windows 7 With Seven-Patty Whopper
By Laura Northrup on October 22, 2009 7:15 PM  

—>What could be more American than celebrating the launch of a new product with an almost comically unhealthy fast-food product? Unfortunately, the seven-patty Windows 7 Whopper is only available in Japan.  More »

5 Legal Ways To Get Windows 7 For Under $120
By consumerist.com on October 21, 2009 2:57 PM  

—>Windows 7, Microsoft's big bucket of bugfixes, hits stores tomorrow. If you had enough foresight to take advantage of Microsoft's public beta and pre-order discounts earlier this year, you may already have a cheap version of the new OS. If not, here are a few ways to pick up Windows 7 now, without having to hand over $120, the lowest official price for an upgrade.   More »

Coming Soon: Family Guy Windows 7 Infomercial (Sort Of)
By Laura Northrup on October 18, 2009 8:00 PM  

—>Is it s sponsored special? A glorified infomercial? We're not sure, but on November 8, the Griffins of "Family Guy" will be hosting their own Windows 7 launch party of sorts, in the form of a half-hour special sponsored by Microsoft.  More »

Your New Computer's Free Windows 7 Upgrade? Not So Free, Actually
By Laura Northrup on October 1, 2009 7:49 PM  

—>Not many people really want a computer with Windows Vista. The sensible thing for customers who need a computer—but not right away—to do is wait until the launch of Windows 7 and then buy a computer with the much-awaited OS pre-installed. Vendors realize this, and are trying to get Vista-laden machines off their shelves with the promise of a free upgrade to Windows 7 when it comes out. A free upgrade that is not, in fact, free.  More »

Microsoft's Launch Party Video Is Surprisingly Offensive!
By Chris Walters on October 1, 2009 7:40 PM  

—>Okay, now we get the appeal of hosting a Windows 7 launch party. There's lots of f[bleep]g involved. Lots and lots of it at the skeevy white guy's party, it sounds like. Watch the clip below to see how much better you can make a corporate video by adding a few well-timed bleeps.  More »

Guy Complains To Microsoft, Gets Free Windows 7 Party Pack
By Phil Villarreal on October 1, 2009 2:50 PM  

—>If Microsoft is serious about getting people to host wild, enthusiastic Windows 7 parties, the company should get potential hosts psyched up the way it did this guy who lives in the CaribbeanMore »

Microsoft Wants You To Host Your Own Windows 7 Launch Party, Really
By Chris Walters on September 29, 2009 3:04 PM  

—>Everyone likes hosting launch parties, right?! What? No one likes them? They're not real parties—just promotional events dreamed up to move units? But Microsoft told me that it's okay to host my own launch party! It'll be cool! Just look at these two married couples hanging out and gabbing like a box of birds about how much they love Windows 7More »

Windows 7 May Be Worth The Upgrade
By Chris Walters on August 20, 2009 3:53 AM  

—>If, like every other frustrated Windows customer in the past couple of years, you've been clinging desperately to your works-just-fine copy of XP while Vista scratches at the window like a 'Salem's Lot kid, you may be able to finally unclench this fall. That's when Windows 7 comes out, and Wired offers 7 reasons why it might actually be worth moving over to.  More »

Wondering about Windows 7? PC World has put together a FAQ that will bring you up to speed on all the pre-order deals, upgrade policies, and everything else you need to start plotting your escape from Vista. [PC WorldMore »

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