grocery shrink ray
Do you want to lose weight for
Valentine's Day? Then M&M's special Valentine's Day Cupid's Mix is just for you! Since they're 10% lighter than M&M's usual holiday pack, they'll help you lose money too. More proof that M&M's Cupid traded in his arrow for the
Grocery Shrink Ray after the jump...
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ouch
A 10-year-old elementary school student
found a razor blade in the Pokemon lollipop he was about to hand to his sister. Dollar General, which sold the lollipop for $1, immediately recalled the remaining Pokemon Valentine Cards and Pops from its 8,300 stores, but they are concerned that "most of this candy has already been purchased."
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valentine's day
FTD.com forgot to deliver flowers to Tip's girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but that didn't stop them from delivering the bill. When calls to FTD.com didn't go through, Tip launched the fearsome Executive Email Carpet Bomb. He wrote:
Perhaps $75 is not a lot to you. Perhaps the happiness of your customers does not mean a lot to you either. Perhaps, for a company that's been around for nearly 100 years, you simply forgot to mark your calendar that yesterday was Valentine's Day.
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above and beyond
Cupid is helping
Microsoft whisper sweet apologies to customers who may not receive their Valentine's Day edition Zune until after February 14. Even though the players are en route, the company has promised full refunds to any scorned Zune buyers.
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ftd
We received several emails directing us to posts at Yahoo Shopping accusing FTD.com of making every mistake possible, such as delivering flowers before Valentine's, not delivering flowers at all, and delivering dead flowers. FTD has a "Good As Gold" guarantee that states: "We guarantee fresh, beautiful floral arrangements and plants that will last at least seven days." What could possibly go wrong?
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Yes, just in time for Valentine's Day, a tale of
love lost, betrayal and perhaps even revenge. Former TJ Maxx executive vice president, Alex Smith has left his post at TJ Maxx and begun a new life as CEO of spiraling-into-the-dirt home furnishings merchant Pier 1. Sadly, TJ just doesn't want to let Alex go. From Reuters:
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holidays
Admit it, you've done nothing and planned nothing for Valentine's Day. You have ignored our deals. You have ignored our reminders. Now you need something, anything, for that special someone. It's ok. We've got ideas, you jerk.
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Unless you're trying to pull some gothic gesture, you may want to avoid giving your beloved
flowers from Colombia this Valentine's Day.
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deals
Here's some picks for last minute deals for Valentine's Day flowers and gifts. Just because you were a ponce and forgot to order flowers in time doesn't mean you have to get totally burned.
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fast food
re you broke? Or cheap? Or weird? Or...do you really like White Castle? From their website:
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flowers
Over at Judy's Book they've put together a comprehensive price guide to that all but necessary
Valentine's Day bouquet of long-stemmed roses. They called 143 florists all over the nation asking the price of a dozen long-stemmed roses and some tips for ensuring delivery on the 14th. Some interesting findings:
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valentines
Valentines Day price gouging makes us frown, so we're putting together some tips to help you save money... while not seeming cheap. Ok, you might seem a little cheap, but savvy consumerism can be sexy. Next: Cards and Gifts
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