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Sears Finally Runs Out Of Living Customers, Reaches Out To Zombies

By Laura Northrup October 28, 2010

In an encouraging step, Sears has made its merchandise and web shopping experience more accessible to a marginalized population that most retailers ignore: zombies. They’ve even translated the site into Zombian. As they put it, “Zerger bargarz zambah barg!” Yes. [More]

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