"Quatro Zany" Is Like "Four Loko" But Really For Adults This Time. Honest.

"Quatro Zany" Is Like "Four Loko" But Really For Adults This Time. Honest.

UCB’s The Brig sticks a key in Four Loko’s can with this new parody ad for Quatro Zany, “The new alcoholic energy drink totally not targeted toward kids.” It’s got everything adults want, like vodka, sugar, espresso, Adderall, and pixie sticks. And for when you’re on-the go, a convenient no-drip baby nipple! [More]

New Line Of Prepaid Debit Cards Target Teens With Cartoon Designs

New Line Of Prepaid Debit Cards Target Teens With Cartoon Designs

Just days after the Kardashian Kard got cut, a new line of “Myplash” prepaid debit cards targeting teen consumers is here, bedecked with cutesy cartoon characters and Twilight stars. [More]

Smell Like Justin Bieber

Smell Like Justin Bieber

If you’ve ever wanted to smell like tween spirit, now’s your chance. Justin Bieber has released a line of scents exclusively at the awesomest store in the world, Walmart. Insert five exclamation points! [More]