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Better Marriage Blanket Protects Your Partner From Noxious Farts

Better Marriage Blanket Protects Your Partner From Noxious Farts

By Laura Northrup May 5, 2010

If you are emitting such noxious gas that you require a carbon filter blanket in order to prevent divorce, you may have some kind of underlying medical condition that you should get checked out. But if you don’t have health insurance, maybe you should try the Better Marriage Blanket instead. [More]

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