Tom’s Second Profile, Revealed!

Tom’s Second Profile, Revealed!

Porn Wins, Myspace Removes Our Profile

Porn Wins, Myspace Removes Our Profile

Ahh, has there ever been a sight more beauteous?

Myspace is a Loser, So We’re Resorting to Porn

Myspace is a Loser, So We’re Resorting to Porn

So we’ve just replaced our Myspace profile photo with shemale porn.

Myspace Unwilling to Accept Breakup

Myspace Unwilling to Accept Breakup

Just like us, radnauseum is sick of myspace and wants off the Similac merry-go-round. He’s being trying to cancel for three days now, with no success. Which is odd because we too, after clicking all the right cancellation buttons, never got that email in our inbox to let us remove our profile. He pursued further and emailed asking to please please let him leave. They said sure, but first you have to send us an arts & crafts project, like so:

Myspace the Secret Garden of Conmen and Spammers?

Myspace the Secret Garden of Conmen and Spammers?

According to these reports summed up over at Valleywag, Myspace isn’t a megatacular grassroots operation run out of a garage by “Tom” and his buddy Chris, but a multi-million operation created by the cons and insider traders of Intermix Media. Among their other business ventures were installing spyware on millions of computers. Chris and Tom were just the “cabin boys” or “poster boys,” the Valleywag source alleges.