Get Your Kids Addicted To Gambling At An Early Age With The Jack Potty Training Seat

Get Your Kids Addicted To Gambling At An Early Age With The Jack Potty Training Seat

Reader Jay sent us this link to a training potty with a built in slot machine that goes off whenever it detects a “deposit.”

Burger King Launches The "Token-Powered Pay Toilet"

Burger King Launches The "Token-Powered Pay Toilet"

A Burger King in Houston, TX has had it with bathroom vandalism, so they’ve installed a pay toilet. You can operate it with your own quarters, or you can request a token– but either way you have to feed the machine in order to… you know… says the Houston Chronicle.

London Launches SMS Toilet Locator Service

London Launches SMS Toilet Locator Service

Beginning today, if you’re in the Westminster area of London and text the word “toilet” to 80097, you’ll be sent the location of the nearest bathroom. The service costs 25 pence ($0.52) per request.

Should I Put A Brick In My Toilet To Reduce Water Use?

A common trick for people concerned about water use is to put a brick in the toilet tank. However, some Public Works departments would prefer you fill a plastic bottle with sand or rocks and put that in the tank instead. They say that bricks can disintegrate and damage plumbing.

Charmin Rolls Out Shorter Ultra Big Rolls

Charmin Rolls Out Shorter Ultra Big Rolls

Charmin Ultra Big Rolls have shrunk by 1 centimeter, but don’t expect the price to drop anytime soon. The discoverer of the change has an interesting take on the smaller Ultra Big rolls:

The fabulous news here, obviously, is that America’s collective butt is getting smaller, and the folks at Proctor & Gamble are merely keeping pace. They’ve narrowed the width of Charmin, the veritable Rolls Royce of Toilet Paper, purely in response to our nation’s decreasing posteriors.

Dress Your Dullard Child As A Crapper For Halloween

Dress Your Dullard Child As A Crapper For Halloween

Spotted by Boing Boing, I have nothing much to add to this description…

Portapotties Get Branded

Portapotties Get Branded

Scott Toilet Paper: Wipe With Less!

Scott Toilet Paper: Wipe With Less!

We don’t know how lucky we have it.

UPDATE: McDonald’s Closes Mouth Mid-Stream

UPDATE: McDonald’s Closes Mouth Mid-Stream

With respect to full journalistic disclosure, we wanted to make sure you got all the views of the McDonald’s toilets pulled from Dutchland after a US tourist complained.

McDonald’s Closes Mouth Mid-Stream

McDonald’s Closes Mouth Mid-Stream

Wait, you mean you don’t want to piss in Ronald McDonald’s mouth?

Trucker Bombs Demystified

Trucker Bombs Demystified

It’s early, so you might be reading this while drinking a morning glass of apple juice. We advise you to swallow that and put the glass far out of reach before you click the link.