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Google Invites Privacy-Concerned Users To Move To Remote Village
The Onion reports that Google's new privacy policy requires users who wish to opt out to relocate to a remote ghetto and abandon all contact with the outside world. (Photo: kalle svensson) -
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Who's Responsible For The Chinese Poison Train? Us!
Apparently we were wrong about this whole "Chinese Poison Train" thing. It turns out that it was "filthy U.S. inspectors" who were tainting "pristine Chinese shipments" all along, according to The Onion. More » -
The Onion Is Killing Their West Coast Print Editions "Unfortunately, despite healthy readership in both Los Angeles and San Francisco (readership has actually risen despite our reduction in copies in recent months) the advertising in both cities has been abysmal," CEO Steve Hannah said in a memo. [Gothamist]
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Domino's Tests The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Most people don't realize that scientists at Domino's are working overtime to discover the absolute limit of what humans will consume. "The Domino's scientists now believe a certain percentage of human beings may have a genetic predisposition to eat unhealthy foods made from other even unhealthier foods." See the Onion video, inside... More » -
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Yum! Brands Introduces New Wearable Feedbags
Whether you're trying to get as much of your Yum! Brand food into your mouth as humanly possible or just not in the mood to raise those heavy old arms to feed yourself, new wearable feed bags are functional, fashionable and sweeping the nation. Foods from Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut work the best, but we've found that wearable feedbags work on almost any kind of food, and they look great too. See The Onion video, inside... More » -
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Step Back In Time To The Blockbuster Living Museum
Before the days of Netflix and the internet there was the "video store." According to The Onion, Blockbuster was "a specialty shop where customers would exchange money for the short term use of videos in an archaic system called "renting." Now we can visit the Blockbuster Living Museum to relive those days of yore. Watch The Onion video, inside... More » -
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Satire: Home Depot Honors Fallen Veterans With "Memorial Decks"
The Onion News Network delivers a mock news sketch where an interview with the mother of a fallen US soldier is interwoven with bald-faced Home Depot ads. It skewers in-programming product placement, retailers bestowing empty honors to capitalize on tragedy and drive sales, and all those morning "news" talk shows with the substance of a used candy wrapper. And, according to America's second-finest news source, Best Week Ever, this is actually sorta based on reality.
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Sony Unveils New Model Customer
Sony has unsheathed the latest in its line of consumers, the Steve. More » -
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Air India Now Offers Business Caste Seating
The inimitable Onion peels back another layer of airline customer service and bares the soul of humanity. That's fillet of sole, of course, reheated and served in a hermetically sealed container, for $8.99. More »
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