Police Called Over McDonald's French Fry Dispute

Police Called Over McDonald's French Fry Dispute

People can get particular when it comes to ordering food — no salt, extra pickles, hold the bun. This was a lesson learned the hard way by employees at a McDonald’s in Ohio who felt the wrath of a customer who demanded fresh fries. [More]

Speak Up At The Wendy's Drive-Thru Or You Might Get Punched In The Face

Speak Up At The Wendy's Drive-Thru Or You Might Get Punched In The Face

Next time you’re ordering a Frosty at the Wendy’s drive-thru, be sure to speak loudly enough so that the person taking your order can hear you. If not, she might just come outside and rip those cheap extensions out of your head. [More]

Burger King Customer Dies After Being Punched In Face By Employee

Burger King Customer Dies After Being Punched In Face By Employee

Earlier today, a fight broke out between an employee at a Detroit Burger King and a 67-year-old customer. In the end, one man was behind bars and the other was dead. [More]

Pizza Store Robbers Need To Learn That 'Dough' Doesn't Always Mean Cash

Pizza Store Robbers Need To Learn That 'Dough' Doesn't Always Mean Cash

Every day in this good country, masked robbers make off with sacks of dough (aka cash) from fast food joints and pizza places. But a would-be pizzeria thief in Staten Island has learned that sometimes dough just means dough. [More]

Dutch McDonald's Uses Artificial DNA Spray To Track Thieves

Dutch McDonald's Uses Artificial DNA Spray To Track Thieves

Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that fast food restaurants are prime targets for the criminal element. Now McDonald’s eateries in the Dutch city of Rotterdam are using a new-fangled way to fight crime — spraying crooks with a so-called artificial DNA that can be used by authorities to identify them. [More]

Taco Bell Employee Fights Crime With Mop Handle

Taco Bell Employee Fights Crime With Mop Handle

Remember that scene in the Eddie Murphy film Coming to America where he and Arsenio Hall take out an armed robber (a barely recognizable Samuel L. Jackson) with a mop handle? Well, the real-life scene on Sunday at a Taco Bell in Indiana probably wasn’t as cinematic, but it was cool nonetheless. [More]

Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas

Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas

You might not think that when you call up your local Domino’s to order a pizza with your credit/debit card, that the employee you just gave your sensitive information to is going to brazenly turn around and rack up $296 in phone sex charges only minutes later. Or that they’d be so stupid to use the restaurant’s phone to make the call. Alas, that’s exactly what a woman in Kentucky claims happened to her. [More]

Cop Fired After Threatening To Arrest KFC Employees Over Refund Policy

Cop Fired After Threatening To Arrest KFC Employees Over Refund Policy

A once high-ranking police officer in Arizona now finds himself out of a job — and all because of the chicken at KFC. [More]

Wendy's Cook: I Pulled Knife On Co-Worker For Serving Bad Bacon

Wendy's Cook: I Pulled Knife On Co-Worker For Serving Bad Bacon

An employee at a Wendy’s in Connecticut has been charged with second-degree assault, first-degree reckless endangerment, threatening and breach of peace after allegedly pulling a knife and threatening to stab a co-worker. But he claims it was all for a good reason: He was upset at the other employee for serving bacon that had dropped on the floor. [More]

Domino's Delivers Racism To Your Front Door In Under 30 Minutes

Domino's Delivers Racism To Your Front Door In Under 30 Minutes

From unveiling a new recipe to promising more honest ads, Domino’s has done a great deal to restructure its image in recent months. And then some jackass delivery guy in North Carolina has to go and ruin the fun for everyone by dropping the “N word” on a customer’s receipt. [More]

Batman Is In Your Taco Bell Drive-Thru Stealing Your Food

Batman Is In Your Taco Bell Drive-Thru Stealing Your Food

Times are tough for the Dark Knight. But hey, even caped crimefighters need to eat. [More]

Man Goes Balls Out — Literally — Trying To Steal Soda Truck From Chili's Parking Lot

While some inept robbers think wearing panties on your face will mask your identity, one man in Oklahoma seems to think that a complete lack of underwear — or really any clothing — is the key to a successful crime. [More]

McDonald's Employee Robs Place Of Work Twice, Still Keeps
Showing Up To Work

McDonald's Employee Robs Place Of Work Twice, Still Keeps Showing Up To Work

It takes balls to rob the McDonald’s you’ve been working at for months. It takes balls of steel to do it twice in one month. And it takes balls of steel the size of large boulders to keep showing up for work afterward. Alas, your big mouth will ultimately get you and your massive balls arrested for armed robbery. [More]

Man Robs Wendy's, Calls Them Twice To Complain About Lack Of Cash Stolen

Man Robs Wendy's, Calls Them Twice To Complain About Lack Of Cash Stolen

Most folks who successfully pull off a robbery at a fast food restaurant are happy with whatever cash they were able to make off with. But not one man in Atlanta, who wanted the employees of the Wendy’s he’d held up to know that he was disappointed with his haul — and that they’d better start selling more Baconators in preparation for his next heist. [More]

Wendy's Employee Caught Using Credit Card Skimmer To Steal 135 Identities

Wendy's Employee Caught Using Credit Card Skimmer To Steal 135 Identities

How many times have you handed over your credit card at a fast-food joint and never thought twice about the security of your identity? Here’s some news that might give you pause — an employee at a Wendy’s in Washington state has been charged with using a card skimmer to steal the identities of 135 customers and racking up around $75,000 in fraudulent charges on those accounts. [More]

Stupidest Man In Canada Cuts In Front Of Cops To Rob Starbucks

Stupidest Man In Canada Cuts In Front Of Cops To Rob Starbucks

Another tip to anyone wishing to hold up a Starbucks: Not only is it a bad idea to go ahead with the robbery if there are police officers in the shop at the time, but you should probably not cut in front of the cops in order to start your hold up. [More]

Panty-Faced McDonald's Burglar Arrested

Panty-Faced McDonald's Burglar Arrested

Remember last week, when we reported on the McDonald’s drive-thru that had been robbed by what appeared to be a female wearing what appeared to be a pair of pantied stretched across her face. Apparently we were only right about one of those assumptions — Yes, in spite of many readers’ doubts, that was a woman in the photos; but it wasn’t a pair of panties; it was a girdle. [More]

Woman Wears Panty Mask To Rob A McDonald's Drive-Thru

Woman Wears Panty Mask To Rob A McDonald's Drive-Thru

Perhaps in an effort to hearken back to her bandanna-sporting bank robber forebears, a woman in Oklahoma decided to fashion a mask out of a pair of undies for her late-night burglary of a McDonald’s drive-thru. Thank God it was caught on camera. [More]