why bother
Holy mother of sponsor deals! Yesterday and today only, if you visit ComcastTix.com and spend $48 on a Taco Bell Family 4-Pack for the
Sesame Street Live
"Elmo Makes Music" event at the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton "We Don't Have A Corporate Sponsor Yet But Give Us Time" New Jersey, you'll receive 4 free tacos from Taco Bell! Oh, but "additional fees may apply."
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Someone in Taco Bell's marketing department is unclear on the concept of "losing weight," or else just completely amoral (hence the marketing job), because the company is "sponsoring" Oklahoma City residents who have taken part in a weight loss challenge by
giving away free tacos. To be fair, these "fresco crunchy tacos" are less than 200 calories each (the company says 150 calories, 8 grams of fat, but
this independent analysis puts it slightly higher). But still—tacos?
Free tacos to people who are trying to lose weight?
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unacceptable food
And now we pause for a moment to bring you a photograph from our "Unacceptable Food Files." Reader David asks, "How hard is a chicken soft taco to make? Really."
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Taco Bell has plans to open stores in
Mexico with the slogan, "Es Otra Cosa," or "It's Something Else."
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If Taco Bell is out of Fire Sauce, do not throw your food at the manager. If you fling burrito guts in a small enough town you may get into the local paper, but you'll have nothing to eat. From the Asheville Citizen-Times:
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The curiously Australian president of Taco Bell, Greg Creed, has invited (via open letter) one "Kevin Federline" to work at Taco Bell for the period of one hour. If the soon-to-be-former Mr. Britney Spears agrees, anyone who comes to the Taco Bell to watch will receive "an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free." The letter comes in response to a statement K-Fed made about his children working at Taco Bell. Read the letter inside.
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The Falls River Major Crimes Division has cleared Taco Bell in the case of the spiked taco. "Police reported "an opiate" was found in the half-eaten taco a Fall River man said made him sick after eating at the Taco Bell." Unfortunately for local Fall River lawyers, it seems like the dude spiked his own taco. After the half-eaten morsel was analyzed at the state crime lab, the opiates in the taco were confirmed, but the alleged taco victim, "Phillip Daggett, 27, has declined to cooperate in the investigation and has refused to speak with a detective assigned to the department's Major Crimes Division."
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Do you like tacos more than playing video games? Well, you might want to consider this offer from Taco Bell: In exchange for your PS3, Taco Bell is willing to give you a lifetime supply of tacos (read, $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks). Can one human colon take that much Taco Bell? No man can say.
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