Swords Are Not Acceptable Utensils At Pizza Hut

Swords Are Not Acceptable Utensils At Pizza Hut

There is a time and place to pull out a sword when you are threatened, and that’s when you are He-Man and Skeletor unleashes an attack on Castle Grayskull. On the other hand, if you happen to, say, be inside a Louisville Pizza Hut and get in a heated argument, just keep that sword in its sheath. And ask yourself why you felt the need to bring it to the restaurant in the first place. [More]

Always Test The Merchandise Before Demonstrating It

Always Test The Merchandise Before Demonstrating It

Where is the salesman in this screencap? He’s behind the table, holding his ribcage and crying out in pain. Don’t keep striking your $45 samurai blade against the table, kids—otherwise you might find yourself saying things like, “Ohhh, that got me good,” instead of talking about the awesome swordlike qualities of your sword.

Sword Swallowing Car Salesman

Sword Swallowing Car Salesman

    Meyer, a salesman at Honda of Decatur, has turned what he calls a “sideshow” into a regular occurrence at the dealership.