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Pepsi With H1N1 Flavoring Now Available At Walgreens

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First, there was Pepsi Vanilla. Then there was Pepsi Lime. Now, exclusively at Walgreens, you can get the latest special flavor of Pepsi: Pepsi H1N1. It is also available in frozen pizza, Buffalo wing, and ice cream form. More »

No Rebooking For People With H1N1 , So, You Know, Good Luck Flying

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When I look at flight attendants I do not see mere mortals. I see heroic flying immune systems. When the zombificating superflu does eventually strike, those who survive will no doubt be ruled by former flight attendants and elementary school teachers. In the meantime, they'll somehow continue working in a "flying petri dish" as some airlines continue to refuse H1N1 as an excuse to rebook.  More »

You Can Make Your Own Liquid Tamiflu At Home

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G.'s young son was recently ill with H1N1, but no pharmacy in the city where he lives had liquid Tamiflu in stock. (Even the federal government released its stockpile not long ago.) He writes that nearly every pharmacy he called turned him down. Then he learned that the liquid can be made from Tamiflu capsules by pharmacists, or even by parents at home. Why didn't the pharmacy staff, or his doctor, tell him this?  More »

Iowa Feline Catches Swine Flu

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When you're home sick, snuggling with a pet can have tremendous healing powers. "Plus," you might say to yourself, "at least Fluffy can't catch this awful swine flu I have." Well....not so fast. It's not common, but a cat in Iowa has been diagnosed with, and recovered from, swine flu.  More »

Govt Report: Swine Flu Will Crush The Internet

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While most people have been worrying about the obvious effects of an H1N1 epidemic — you know, stuff like people dying, vaccine shortages, overcrowded hospitals, that kind of thing — the Government Accountability Office has identified a terrifying new threat linked to the flu: It will bring the Internet to its knees, as millions of bedridden patients spend all of their idle hours online.  More »

Least Delicious Halloween Treat: H1N1 Virus

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As trick-or-treating time looms, we'd like to take this opportunity to remind you: BOO!!! SWINE FLU!   More »

FDA: Um, Please Do Not Buy Stupid #$@% Like "Swine Flu Shampoo"

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The FDA is calling on consumers not to fall for unapproved bogus "swine flu" or "H1N1" products that claim to offer a cure or other health benefits. There's even a "swine flu shampoo" that claims to protect against the virus. Awesome.  More »

Swine Flu Self-Assessment Saves You Worrying

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Do you have H1N1 flu? Probably! Aaaugghh! But before you haul your feverish butt to a clinic or a doctor, consider taking this free online flu self-assessment test from Emory University. It probably could have been combined into a one-page flowchart, but that's not as much fun as pressing YES/NO buttons.  More »

Find Flu Shot, Cheap Generics With Medtipster

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Medtipster is a website that locates nearby sources of discount generic versions of prescription drugs, as well as flu and other immunization shots. You enter the drug (or shot) you're looking for and your zip code and it spits out a list of nearby pharmacies. Currently they don't list H1N1 vaccination sources, but they say they're going to add that info as soon as it becomes available.  More »

Swine Flu Presents Grocery Store Marketing Opportunity

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Reader Ian spotted this display at his local supermarket.  More »

Resume Licking Pigs: FDA Approves Swine Flu Vaccines

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Line up, Americans! The FDA has approved swine flu (H1N1) vaccines from four different manufacturers. Like seasonal flu vaccines, they're available to anyone who visits their doctor and asks for a shot. Who should make sure they get the shot ASAP, though?  More »

Reminder: Ingesting Silver Does Not Cure Anthrax Or Swine Flu

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Sure, there are plenty of websites out there touting colloidal silver as a miracle cure for every disease in existence. This would be great if it actually worked. Now that flu season looms and H1N1/swine flu panic has returned to the nation, Consumer Reports Health would like to remind you that no, you can't cure chronic or communicable diseases with colloidal silver. Plus, it might turn your skin blueMore »

Want Free Health Care? Visit Mexico City

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Although the A/H1NI flu virus (referred to as the swine flu) outbreak didn't kill everyone like alarmist media commentary led us to believe it would, it did deal a devastating blow to the Mexican tourism industry. The sprawling metropolis's hotels are lonely places these days, sitting at 27 percent capacity compared to 50 percent a year ago.  More »

Carnival Cruises Is So Over That Swine Flu Thing

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Pack up your maracas, Carnival is returning to Mexico! The cruise line wasn't happy with putzing off the California coast, and the CDC says that swine flu isn't deadly enough to keep us out of Mexico forever. By the end of the month, souvenir-seeking Americans will again be able to down margaritas and scoop up trinkets in Cabo, Cozumel, and Puerto Vallarta.  More »

Use These CDC E-Cards To Anonymously Tell Your Friends Their Kids Are Filthy

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The Centers for Disease Control knows it's a delicate task asking your swine flu-infected coworkers to stay home or suggesting that your friends bathe their disgusting children, so they've provided a handy, anonymous way to break the bad news.  More »

Can You Get Swine Flu From A Dollar Bill? "A study published by Swiss researchers shows that an infectious virus can survive for three days on bank notes, and 17 days 'in the presence of respiratory mucus.'" [Consumer Reports MoneyMore »

Monitor Swine Flu With Zero Media Hype

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Trancy.net is a news aggregator that keeps track of the swine flu but removes all the media hype, leaving just the data. The best-part are the auto-updating graphs fed with WHO (World Health Organization) data showing confirmed cases, confirmed deaths, and number of countries reporting confirmed cases.  More »

Breaking: Texan Dies From Swine Flu

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Swine flu has claimed its first US victim. Details were scant but Texas health officials said the woman lived close to the Mexican border and had other, chronic, health problems. [AP] (Photo: law_kevenMore »

Now your money can be at work in a different way, helping predict outbreaks as you spend it. Researchers at Northwestern University are testing a new computer modeling program that tracks the flow of dollar bills across the US as a way to predict the spread of swine flu. [New York TimesMore »

Important Announcement: Drugstore Has Tamiflu; Commence Panicking

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Anticipating a swine flu/H1N1 panic in your workplace, school, or airplane? Walgreens in Colleyville, TX has you covered.  More »