But here's another great one: meet AOL user 2281868. What do we know about him?

• He's into jazz.
• He's into bestiality.
• He's into pictures of old ladies who look like Hilary Clinton naked.
• He wants to find black gay overbite porn.
• He wants to know if "niggers have X-Ray vision".
• He's also curious whether or not "niggers are Satan or gremlins or demons."

And he's very interested in the vaginas of Aghan Collies.

Thanks again to AOL! I'd personally love to see the New York Times get in touch with user 2281868, wouldn't you?

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I love the expressions on the kids' faces: "Bu... bu... bu... you didn't have to kill him." And is Superman channeling Arnold Schwarzenegger's lobotomized brother with his accent? "Wid muh X-Ray vizzhun, Ah cahn say duh arm dat underage masturbation causes..."

Superman Hates Smokers [You Tube]