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The iPad Is A Giant, $499 iPod Touch
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Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty
Unless you've just arrived in 2009 on a time machine, you know that smoking isn't good for you. Did you know, that smoking isn't good for your computer, either? It's true, at least according to Apple. Two readers in different parts of the country claim that their Applecare warranties were voided due to secondhand smoke. Both readers appealed their cases up to the office of God Steve Jobs himself. Both lost. More »
Walt Disney Planning On Turning Stores Into Shopping Theme Parks
Starting the middle of next year, Walt Disney will be rolling out a new version of its mall store format that is intended to suck in your child like a fairy princess crack pipe. "The goal is to make children clamor to visit the stores and stay longer," writes Brooks Barnes in the New York Times, by using things like embedded chips in the packaging to trigger responses from the store's furnishings, a rotating library of scents that fill the store, and karaoke. More »
Error-Ridden MacBook Gets Free Replacement After Nice Letter To Steve Jobs
After umpteen attempts to have his multiple MacBook Pro problems fixed, only to be told each time the laptop was working perfectly fine, Jordan wrote a polite email to Steve Jobs. He affirmed his Apple loyalty, laid out what happened to him, and asked for help. A couple of emails later and he was able to walk into an Apple store and swap his jalopy for one of the brand new MacBook Pros that just came out. You might analyze how the letter was written for clues to his success but really what it came down to was that he had gone in for repairs of the same problem more than three times, qualifying him for a refund or replacement under what is known as "lemon law," and he got his issue under the nose of the guy at the top. Or at least the assistant who opens his email. Same difference. Jordan's success story, inside... More »
iPod Nano Explodes While Charging
Reader D's first-gen iPod Nano was chugging power from his PC's USB port when suddenly he saw it "explode open and start shooting sparks and spewing smoke." Pictures inside, along with Apple's response. More »
Jobs Confirms iPhone 'Kill Switch'
Last week, a developer discovered that the iPhone has the capability to quietly connect to Apple's servers to check an application blacklist, and then disable any installed apps that are on the list. The story was quickly defused by blogs, but today the Wall Street Journal says Steve Jobs has confirmed that there really is an application "kill switch." More »
Apple: Sorry We Wrote On Your Macbook Screen With Pen And Then Lost It, Here's A New Laptop
Reader Brandon's Macbook had some cracks and stuck pixels, so he sent it in to be repaired. When he got it back the cracks were fixed, but someone had written on his screen with pen. So, naturally, he sent it back. This time, they lost it. Don't worry, there's a happy ending. More »
"Dear Steve Jobs" Letter Hits Target And Gets Results
Matt has a 1-year-old Macbook that was having some serious issues which included a dead power supply, overheating and some strange burn marks on the computer itself which, incidentally, was out of warranty. Matt's roommate David decided to draft a nicely written letter and fire it off to Steve Jobs at sjobs@apple.com. To David's delight, Steve Jobs took the letter on his iPhone and forwarded it to one of his assistants. Acute customer satisfaction ensued. David's letter inside... More »
Dear Apple: My Macbook Keeps Trying To Light My House On Fire, Please Replace It
This poor guy is named Steve. Steve's Macbook keeps trying to light his house on fire, so Steve would like replacement. He's already sent the computer for repair several times, gotten it back, at which time it tried to light his house on fire again. More »
5 Years, 6 iPods, and $1495 Later, You Just Want One That Works
Last week, Reader Andrew CC'd us on this email to Steve Jobs: More »
Steve Jobs Rescues Your MacBook From Pittsburgh
My brother directed me to your site after I had a rather crappy time with the Apple Care people over the phone. Long story short, I sent my MacBook in to get fixed while I was at school in Pittsburgh and contacted them to have it redirected to my home in Canada once it was all done. Lo and behold, it got sent back to Pittsburgh even though I gave them plenty of information on how to contact me and strict instructions that it shouldn't go back. More »
If Your Apple Is A Lemon, Try Emailing Steve Jobs
Yep, it's another one of those "email Steve Jobs" posts. More »
Apple Urges You To "Take At Least Some Responsibility" For Your Defective iBook
Awhile back we posted a letter from a guy whose claim on a defective iBook G3 Logic Board repair was "9 months too late" and was denied by Apple. He wrote Steve Jobs and the Apple Executive Support team agreed to repair the defective unit under the "Extended iBook Logic Board Repair Program." More »
Apple Executive Customer Support Fills You With Joy
Ahh, the pleasures of emailing Steve Jobs. Once again a reader writes in to tell us that after a warranty repair was denied, emailing Steve Jobs resulted in, uh, undenial. Undenial is not a word, but it is what happens when you email Steve Jobs. More »
Disney Will Stop Making Painfully Embarrassing, Awful Direct To DVD Sequels, And You Can Stop Buying Them
Disney will discontinue their line of painfully embarrassing and awful direct to DVD sequels on the recommendation of Steve Jobs, according to MacWorld. We consider this a coup for parents, because no one older than 8 likes these steaming hunks of crap, yet they are extremely commercially successful. More »
Apple Denying Warranty Repairs? E-mail Steve Jobs.
By far the most common "Apple" complaint we get at Consumerist is about our readers being denied warranty repairs because of some sort of "damage". More »
Want An iPhone? Don't Go To An Apple Store
"Don't go to an Apple store," Jobs told me. "It will be a madhouse there. People will be lined up around the block, sleeping on the sidewalk to get one. Go to an AT&T/Cingular store. Most people don't know that they will be selling them too." Uh, they do now, Steve.If you sleep on the sidewalk in order to buy a cellphone, you may want to consider getting professional help. —MEGHANN MARCO More »
Get Your Defective Laptop Replaced By Sending Well-Written Emails To Steve Jobs
We have, on occasion, heard tales of people emailing Steve Jobs and magically, as if carried on the wings of angels, a new laptop appears at their door, along with 12 lbs of really good salami, a bubblegum machine, and one of those rare Star Wars posters that everyone wants. Apparently, there is a little bit of truth to the legend. Don't worry vegans, there's no salami. More »
