I feel scratchy just looking at those. (FlyerTalk)

United’s “Fly By The Tips Of Your Fingers” Slogan Takes On New Meaning When TP Runs Out

Listen, we’ve got to hand it to whichever enterprising United Airlines employee took it upon themselves to make the best out of what is a totally ridiculous situation. Sure, cocktail napkins aren’t quite as comfy when it comes to wiping your bum — but who wouldn’t chuckle at a MacGyvered duct tape holder filled with messages to “Fly by the tips of your fingers” when faced with a shortage of toilet paper? [More]