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"Condom!" is a free ringtone for your phone. It's being promoted in India as part of a campaign to normalize condom use, but there's no reason you can't put it on your own phone to impress and amaze fellow diners, bus riders, church goers, etc. It's also catchy! [Crave]

file sharing

Arizona Judge Rejects RIAA's "Shared Directory = Piracy" Argument

Although it won't affect other cases, the RIAA was handed a small smackdown this week when a U.S. district judge rejected their request for a summary judgement, and ruled that putting song files in a shared directory was not enough proof that infringement had occurred. More »

bad company

EMI Says You Can't Store Your Music Files Online

Today, MP3tunes' CEO Michael Robertson sent out an email to all users of the online music backup and place-shifting service MP3tunes.com, asking them to help publicize EMI's ridiculous and ignorant lawsuit against the company. EMI believes that consumers aren't allowed to store their music files online, and that MP3tunes is violating copyright law by providing a backup service. (And we're not using a euphemism here—it really is a backup/place-shifting service and not a file sharing site in disguise.) More »

your government

FCC Regulators Sing, Make Fun Of Our Woeful Unpreparedness For DTV Transition

Meet The Singing Regulators. Regular FCC employees by day, these mellifluous regulators spend their nights performing humorous sendups inspired by the Commission's work. Their latest song pokes fun at the FCC's utter failure to prepare the nation for the planned February 2009 transition to digital television. More »


christmas creep

Starbucks Rolls Out Christmas Cups, Christmas Blends, And Christmas Music - Seven Weeks Before Christmas

Corporate America has a new ally in the war to spread unseasonable holiday cheer. Thanksgiving may be two weeks away, but according to one sharp-eyed reader, that isn't stopping the coffee behemoth Starbucks from bludgeoning consumers with Christmas.

Just last year, the Seattle Times wrote: "Something [consumers] don't want — and which Starbucks will hold until after Thanksgiving — are the holiday tunes."

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complaints

ComcastMustDie.com Seeks Theme Song

ComcastMustDie, a blog about how much Comcast sucks, is looking for someone to make a theme song for an upcoming podcast. They want it to be 90 seconds or less, contain instrumentals, vocals and it would be nice if they contained these suggested lyrics:

"Please why oh why? Comcast Must Die!"
"And I just sigh 'Comcast Must Die."
"'Cause they just lie, Comcast Must Die."
"'Goddamn!' cussed I. 'Comcast Must Die!'"

Submissions can be sent to bobosphere@gmail.com.

Theme Song Needed [Comcast Must Die]


intel

Intel Cares... About Deafening Its Workers

In Dario Argento's horror masterpiece, Opera, a young woman is pursued by a sadistic serial killer, kidnapped, has her eyelids propped open by sharp needles and is forced to watch her friends being murdered. More »

starbucks

We Built This Starbucks On Suck And Hyperbole

Words fail to describe this Starbucked version of Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City," written for a Starbucks leadership conference last year. Luckily, projectile vomiting or rushing into your local Starbucks and kicking every one wearing a green apron in the crotch doesn't. Thanks, we guess, to Adfreak for finding this. More »

drm

You Don't Own Anything With DRM

One problem with DRM in general is that it is an industry concept that takes-as-read the consumerist fallacy that you don't actually own things you buy, you just license them. Perhaps this is the natural evolution of consumerism now that products like media are, if not less tangible, at least a bit more ethereal. Still, DRM gives all the power to the companies... and companies prove time and time again that they can't be trusted. More »

target

Target Motivational Song Brainwashes Employees Into Having Fun


Word has it that Target employees are strapped to a gurney and forced to listen to this corporate song ("Target - Everything I Wanna Be!") a thousand times until they are either reduced to simpering pablum-minded idiots or exhibit the cheery anacephalic qualities of the ideal Target employee. Which, come to think of it, may very well be the same thing. More »

apple

More Free: Free iTunes Blog

Like we said earlier today, we absolutely love free. Complaints start when we start paying, when we enter a contract with a company and — time and time again, almost invariably — they forget about our contracts and start lumping us up in with the faceless aggregate. But there's no lapsed service, no patronizing Customer Service exchanges when things are free — free is consumerist utopia. More »