Impending Snow Makes Washington, D.C. Residents Lose Their Damn Minds

Impending Snow Makes Washington, D.C. Residents Lose Their Damn Minds

Gawker shared photos of pillaged Safeway and Wegmans stores in the Washington, D.C. metro area. Maybe it’s my roots in upstate New York’s snow belt, but I have to ask: D.C., you do remember that snow melts, right?

See, this is the effect of mass weather-induced panic and, apparently, an area almost wholly dependent on takeout food.