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Those home ticket-printing fees just weren't enough to help Six Flags pay down their $2.4 billion debt load. The economy and bad weather have taken their toll, and the company declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy over the weekend.   More »

Some adults who are out of work are now going after classic teen jobs, says ABC News. In Florida, which has the fourth-highest unemployment rate of the nation, men in their 30s and 40s "have pulled on swim trunks in hopes of beating out the teenagers for a few choice positions as $9.37 an hour lifeguards." The report also says adults are trying out for jobs at places like Six Flags. All of this reminds us a little of this Kids In The Hall Sketch (see below) where a young boy finds a stray businessman and brings him home.  More »

We know Six Flags is desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy, but that's no reason to go all Ticketmaster on the people who want to have a good time at Magic Mountain in Los Angeles.  More »

Six Flag's Great America. Ah, those halcyon days of youth, strapped to one of the American Eagle's dual trains with only a lapbar and someone else's mom to keep your skinny ass from bouncing the hell out of the car. Oh, the memories.   More »

When the universe finally implodes and existence fades away into the more natural state of nothingness, the moment immortalized to the left is one of those happy moments the universe will fondly recollect as its life flashed before its eyes. It is, of course, the moment when Fabio went on a Six Flags roller coaster, head butted a migratory goose flying across the track and it exploded in his face. In the back row, a gore-spattered girl screams in abject hysteria, while a more level-headed girl to Fabio's right realizes the event for what it is — the best thing ever — and takes advantage of the opportunity to gloatingly mock him.  More »