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six flags
Six Flags Over Bankruptcy Court
Those home ticket-printing fees just weren't enough to help Six Flags pay down their $2.4 billion debt load. The economy and bad weather have taken their toll, and the company declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy over the weekend. More » -
unemployment
Out-Of-Work Adults Try To Nab Summer Lifeguard Positions
Some adults who are out of work are now going after classic teen jobs, says ABC News. In Florida, which has the fourth-highest unemployment rate of the nation, men in their 30s and 40s "have pulled on swim trunks in hopes of beating out the teenagers for a few choice positions as $9.37 an hour lifeguards." The report also says adults are trying out for jobs at places like Six Flags. All of this reminds us a little of this Kids In The Hall Sketch (see below) where a young boy finds a stray businessman and brings him home. More » -
taken for a ride
At Six Flags, You Have To Pay A Fee To Print Your Own Tickets
We know Six Flags is desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy, but that's no reason to go all Ticketmaster on the people who want to have a good time at Magic Mountain in Los Angeles. More » -
six flags
Six Flags Requires You To Check All Bags Before Each Rollercoaster For $1 Per Ride
Reader Aaron says that his trip to Six Flags was ruined by their new policy of making riders check even very small bags before each ride — at the cost of $1 a ride. More » -
meghann marco
Eat a Cockroach, Ride a Rollercoaster.
Six Flag's Great America. Ah, those halcyon days of youth, strapped to one of the American Eagle's dual trains with only a lapbar and someone else's mom to keep your skinny ass from bouncing the hell out of the car. Oh, the memories. More » -
the news
The News; Dance Like Nobody's Buying
• Coulda saved a lotta trouble just by reading a little thing called "The Laws of Supply and Demand." [LAT] " 'Boutique' Gasoline Blends Not Boosting Prices, Study Finds" More » -
lawsuits
Six Flags Sued For Roller Coaster Cell Phone Headbutt
When the universe finally implodes and existence fades away into the more natural state of nothingness, the moment immortalized to the left is one of those happy moments the universe will fondly recollect as its life flashed before its eyes. It is, of course, the moment when Fabio went on a Six Flags roller coaster, head butted a migratory goose flying across the track and it exploded in his face. In the back row, a gore-spattered girl screams in abject hysteria, while a more level-headed girl to Fabio's right realizes the event for what it is — the best thing ever — and takes advantage of the opportunity to gloatingly mock him. More »
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