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Verizon's New Marketing Pitch: Squirrels Eat Old Phone Lines So Upgrade To FiOS For Guaranteed Service!
Verizon told Debbie that upgrading to FiOS was the only way to guarantee uninterrupted phone service because apparently, Verizon's old copper lines are no match for the insatiable appetite of copper-munching squirrels. Never mind that FiOS doesn't work during a blackout for more than a few hours, or that Debbie's problem had nothing to do with hungry squirrels... More » -
silly
Target Is Somewhat Liberal When It Comes To "Kids" Programming
Hey, where was Target back in the day when our parents were looking for a babysitter? The one we had wouldn't let us watch anything cool. Certainly not anything with a huge "CENSORED" sticker on the front of it. More » -
lost and found
Help, Dell Won't Ask UPS To Trace My Lost Monitor!
UPS' website promises that they will deliver Corey's Dell Vizio 37" LCD monitor tomorrow, which would be exciting, except the website has said the same thing every day for the past two weeks. UPS' customer service representatives insist that the package is lost and that Dell needs to initiate a trace. Dell would be happy to accommodate—who wouldn't want to trace a lost package?—but their customer service representative claims that it's Dell policy not to initiate a trace until 48 hours after the scheduled delivery date, which according to UPS, is tomorrow. More » -
funny
Shell Introduces Ice Cream That You Can Grill With
It looks like Shell has finally figured out a way to combine the awesomeness of ice cream with the grilling power of propane. It probably doesn't taste very good, though. (Thanks to swarrior216!)
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bees
Angry Bees Attack New York GameStop
A swarm of bees gathered yesterday outside the GameStop in Union Square, possibly to demand a higher trade-in value for their games. Store employees were trapped inside for hours and eventually hung a sign reading: "Look! ... closed due to bee infestation.'' More » -
drunks on a plane
Drunk American Airlines Pilot Arrested Before Transatlantic Flight
London police arrested an American Airlines pilot twenty minutes before he was scheduled to fly 204 passengers from London to Chicago. 57-year-old Captain Joseph Crites was four-times over the legal alcohol limit and reeking of booze when he tried to enter his Boeing 777's cockpit. More » -
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In Which A TV Reporter Pretends To Be A Total Cellphone Jackass
While it is certainly not breaking news that people act like total jackasses when they're on their cellphones, we nevertheless felt compelled to bring to you the following clip of WGN's Pat Tomasulo acting like said jackasses on the streets of Chicago. More » -
What The Fiction
Barnes & Noble Shelves "Diary of Anne Frank," "Guiness Book of World Records" Under Fiction
When reader Lynn asked an employee at the Tyson's Corner Barnes & Noble in McLean, VA why the Diary of Anne Frank and the Guiness Book of World Records were shelved under fiction, he jokingly responded: "Some Albanian probably put it there." Good one, Barnes & Noble!!! Full picture, inside. More » -
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identification
Breaking
Who pays for a six-piece McNugget with a$20$50 At McDonald's? Get Ready To Show Some ID$20$50 bill? Counterfeiters, that's who, and the McDonald's near Madison Square Garden is ready for them. Sorry guys, you're going to have to ask Wendy's to anonymously break your shadily large bills. More » -
silly
Kmart Prices For The Apocalypse Today
Reader James assures us that this is not the normal price for a couple medium-sized propane cylinders, and wonders if Kmart knows something he doesn't. More » -
funny
Man Sends Silly Complaint Letters To Companies, Receives Silly Responses
"Chad Bradley" likes to write letters to companies. Unlike a normal crank, however, his letters are filled with complaints about surreal or nonsensical things, or they offer useless ideas for product improvements. (To the makers of Connect 4, for example, he suggests a new game called Connect 1.) The letters are entertaining enough on their own, but what's even better is sometimes the companies write back. More » -
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"Buy.com" Is Apparently A Curse Word On Best Buy's Forums
Reader Andrew was trying to post a question on Best Buy's forums, but he made the horrible, offensive mistake of putting a space between "Best" and "Buy.com." More » -
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Lucky Charms Is Promising More Than It Can Deliver
Reader Jon thinks General Mills is overly optimistic about the efficacy of Lucky Charms' newest feature. More » -
funny
Woot Wants You To Understand: You Will Get White Headphones
Do you remember Millard? He was the angry customer who demanded that Woot send him black iPod headphones to match his black iPod, and claimed to have been misled by the company. Woot is selling black iPods today and wants to make it very clear—"in case your monitor can't display pictures, or you're black-white colorblind"—you will receive white earbuds with your iPod. Sorry, Millard, Woot is still refusing to cooperate by inventing a black version of the Apple product.
"Apple iPod 30GB Video" [Woot]
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Pretend Policies
Walmart Violates Company Policy, Pretends Not To Accept Bike Returns
The Walmart in Norman, Oklahoma refused to accept bike returns until a district manager, acting on a reader tip, reminded the store that they were violating company policy. Reader Keia tried to return the "shoddily constructed," "dangerous piece of garbage" for a bike that Walmart sold him, but an employee, backed by the store manager, explained that since Walmart could repair the bike, their return policy didn't apply. That didn't sound right, so Keia went over their heads... More » -
homeowners association
Homeowners Association Will Foreclose On Your House If You Don't Pay $267.58
Be careful what you sign when you buy that new home — because you might be agreeing to allow the home owners association foreclose on and auction off your house if you don't pay your dues. More » -
conflict resolution
No, You Should Not Use A Forklift To Move A Car Parked In "Your" Spot
Georgia resident and SECO Parts and Equipment employee David Johnson told his co-worker that there would be consequences for parking in his spot. "He better come move it," Johnson warned, "or I'll move it for him!" This wasn't enough to convince the co-worker to move from what had to be an ideal spot, so Johnson did what any rational solution-minded employee would do. He got a forklift... More » -
terms and conditions
This Office Depot Coupon Apparently Applies To Everything
Tipster Paul quips, "perhaps they should invest in a 'techonology' like spell check..." [Office Depot]
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