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investigations
Hidden Cameras Catch LA Valets Breaking All Kinds Of Laws
An excellent piece of investigative journalism by NBC Los Angeles catches valets all over the city putting up fake no parking signs, jamming meters, and using customers' cars to shuttle valets around. More » -
juvenile
Anus Burgers Run Wild Across America's Restaurant Signs
We got a tip from someone today with a funny pic of a misspelled McDonald's sign at the University of Missouri campus in Columbia, MO. We thought we'd do a Google search to see if this was old news or not. What we found out was that "Angus" is too ripe a target for word vandals, or even just opportunistic photographers, to pass up. More » -
signage
Apple's Color Coded Employees Confuse Shopper
An Apple store in Ohio doesn't want to clutter up its elegant store layout with signage, so you have to rely on a color coded system to find the appropriate employee to ring up your purchase. It's like the Homeland Security Advisory System, retooled to measure how inconvenienced you'll be. More » -
misleading
$10 XSport Fitness Upgrade Really Costs $20
Cache asked about the $10 "Super Power Pass" add-on at his local XSport Fitness club today—the sign in the window says "work out where you want, when you want with a Super Power Pass for just $10 more*," and lists "Chicago - New York - Washington" across the top. We don't know what's linked via that asterisk, because the fine print on the ad is so small that it's unreadable in the photo Cache took, but as you might expect there's no such thing as a $10 add-on that lets you use any XSport Fitness. More » -
mixed messages
It Depends On What The Meaning Of "All" Is
This looks like a great place to find good deals—except when it's not. Derek, who snapped the photo in his mall over the weekend, notes that "At least they made sure the disclaimer was large enough for all to see." -
target is crazy
Target Still Doing Business In A Reality Vortex
Loyal Consumerist readers may have noticed that we haven't made any recent posts in our widely acclaimed series of posts about how discount retailer Target is insane. Has Target sought help and found its way back to reality? No. We were just saving up material. More » -
funny
Shell Introduces Ice Cream That You Can Grill With
It looks like Shell has finally figured out a way to combine the awesomeness of ice cream with the grilling power of propane. It probably doesn't taste very good, though. (Thanks to swarrior216!)
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fry's
Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs: Some Assembly Required
Jim spotted this confusing sign at a Fry's store in Campbell, Calif. On a display of compact fluorescent light bulbs, the store helpfully notes that some assembly is required. "Is it safe to assemble your own fluorescent light bulbs?" he wrote. "I mean with the dangerous mercury vapor and all?" More » -
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confusing
Punishing Customers For Buying More: Now Worldwide
Theoretically, if you buy more of something, you should pay less per item, or per unit. That's the entire point of buying things in bulk. Right? Not necessarily. To confuse the logical part of your brain this fine morning, here's a collection of instances where customers pay more when they buy more. More » -
funny
Better Bring Some Wire Clippers With You When You Shop At This Walmart
You'll need them to cut off the right amount of penny at the cash register. Or, we suppose you could add something to your cart that includes 6/10 of a penny to even it all out—but that's how they get you, with those "even penny" purchases. (Thanks to Amanda!) -
funny
This Blockbuster Has Pretty Much Given Up
We guess when you're hurting as much as they are, you pick your battles.
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confusing
This Discount Store Enjoys Messing With Its Customers' Minds
Shelley just sent us this photo of a store she saw in New Jersey this afternoon. We particularly like that the neon signs in the window are just as contradictory as the roof signs. It's like a decorating theme.
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meltdowns
Target Is Losing Its Mind
Taken with yesterday's sign denying its own existence, we are worried that Target, or at least its labelmakers, might be having some kind of existential crisis. You're freaking us out, Target. Thanks, Caitlin! More » -
stupidity
Target Shelf Tag: This Is Not A Sign
Fear not, art history majors. René Magritte is alive and well and working at Target in Chicago. Reader Cecil spotted this shelf tag last week underneath some soda bottles. Clearly someone either wasn't reading the signs, or needs to drink more soda. (click to view full-size image) -
sufi coffee
This Coffee Shop Has A Lot Of Rules
Little-known fact: some coffee shops can be havens of passive-aggressive behavior. Reader Paul discovered what might be the most passive-aggressive coffee shop we've ever seen, and he'd like to share its dysfunction with the world.
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signs
Probably At 4 Cookies The Real Savings Kicks In
Edward found this sign at a Subway shop in NYC. We appreciate that they're doing the addition for us. -
signs
Home Depot Begs You Not To Leave The Store Because Of Their Crappy Service
Reader Shawn submits this photo that he took at Home Depot. The sign begs you not to leave the store if you've experienced bad customer service... More »
signs
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