shopping lists

Yahoo’s New Text Bot Will Annoy Your Family For You

Yahoo’s New Text Bot Will Annoy Your Family For You

Need to remind your husband that you have wine night with the girls tonight, but don’t have time to text him? Yahoo’s new text message bot does. [More]

Some Of The Items On This Shopping List Are Confusing

Some Of The Items On This Shopping List Are Confusing

Big loofa? Check. Good mayo? Check. Dong bags, ass wash and white people bread? Um… come again? [More]

Recession Scenes At Wal-Mart: Beef, Peanut Butter, Toilet Seats

Recession Scenes At Wal-Mart: Beef, Peanut Butter, Toilet Seats

Wal-Mart’s management is watching their customers during the recession. What have they learned? More shoppers now make lists, instead of buying on impulse. Sales of frozen vegetables are up; sales of Angus beef are down. And mysteriously, $5 white toilet seats are a hot item near Denver.

Thanksgiving Shopping List

Thanksgiving Shopping List

If you’re like us, you’re going to someone else’s house for Thanksgiving. If you’re not, and you haven’t gone shopping yet, here’s some last minute help getting yourself organized. We’re linking two shopping lists that you can print out and take with you to the store, you slacker.