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Guy Accused Of Stealing $1K Worth Of $2K Mannequin From Adult Novelty Shop

Guy Accused Of Stealing $1K Worth Of $2K Mannequin From Adult Novelty Shop

While we’ve seen our fair share of break-ins and burglaries, this one might take the cake for specificity: a pricey mannequin was rendered legless in Ohio recently, after a guy allegedly broke into an adult novelty shop and boosted the top half of the $2,000 figure. [More]

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Food Cart That Also Offers Sex Toys Shut Down For Some Reason

When you’re selling things from a mobile storefront, there are certain rules and regulations that your city will most likely make you abide by. To wit: selling sex toys alongside hot dogs, candy, and other snacks from a food cart just won’t fly in downtown Evansville, IN. [More]

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Sex Toy Retailers Stocking Up To Prepare For ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Valentine’s Day Premiere

If there’s one industry that’s been missing out on marketing opportunities linked to big budget feature films, it’s got to be the sex toy industry. Because before Christian Grey and his room full of educational tools got everyone’s moms and aunts texting things we’d rather not read, there really wasn’t an opportune time to peddle promotional Kegel balls. [More]

Georgia City Sued Over Law Requiring Prescription To Buy Sex Toys

Georgia City Sued Over Law Requiring Prescription To Buy Sex Toys

A man and woman in Georgia have filed a lawsuit against the city of Sandy Springs, GA, attempting to challenge a city ordinance that requires a consumer get a prescription from a doctor in order to purchase sex toys. [More]

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Apply For A Job Or Shoplift A Sex Toy, But Not Both During Same Shopping Trip

It’s good to multi-task and combine errands in one trip, saving time and fuel. It isn’t such a good idea to get drunk, then visit a sex shop in order to steal an “adult toy,” then apply for a job at the same shop. [More]

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This RAID Controller Looks Suspiciously Like A Sex Toy

Consumerist reader Ben was just minding his own business, shopping on Amazon for a RAID controller for his server when — what the holy heck, is that a huge pink plastic phallus? [More]

TSA Finds Your Vibrator In Checked Suitcase, Leaves Creepy Note

TSA Finds Your Vibrator In Checked Suitcase, Leaves Creepy Note

Bad: Having the TSA pawing through your checked luggage. Worse: The suitcase they chose to open includes a sex toy. Worse still: the person who went through your bags leaves a leering note. Specifically, they scrawl “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL” on the notice of inspection.

Woman Sues After Sex Toy Causes Pain, Bleeding

Woman Sues After Sex Toy Causes Pain, Bleeding

A Northern California woman is suing a sex toy manufacturer, saying she was hospitalized with pain and bleeding after using the device with her boyfriend. The woman wants damages from the company for personal injury, negligence, and breach of warranty. [More]

Soap.com Wants To Fill A Different Kind Of Easter Basket This Year

Soap.com Wants To Fill A Different Kind Of Easter Basket This Year

Jim stopped by online personal-care superstore soap.com (now part of Amazon) and typed in the seemingly innocuous search term “Easter.” The site returned a page full of sex toys are are decidedly rabbit-themed, but not traditional Easter gifts. (This post contains small images that may not be safe for work, depending on where you work.) [More]

Adult Store Allows Customers To Swap Guns For Sex
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Adult Store Allows Customers To Swap Guns For Sex Toys

Remember the adult video and toy shop in Alabama with the drive-thru window? Well, it’s once again making news with its Valentine’s Day promotion that allows customers to turn in their firearms and get sex toys in return. [More]

Video: Man Crashes Car Into Store To Steal Sex Toy

Video: Man Crashes Car Into Store To Steal Sex Toy

An Ohio man smashed into an AdultMart store with his car, picked up the sex toy he wanted — after picking up a more expensive model and dropping it — then sped off. And the store’s security camera’s caught it all on video.

Recycle Your Sex Toys, Get A New One For Free

Recycle Your Sex Toys, Get A New One For Free

You recycle your other used electronics, so why not recycle your unwanted sex toys, too? Dreamscapes, LLC is providing an incentive for consumers to do just that. As long as they wash them really, really well first.

WISdomestics Blames Competitors For Its Own Misleading Vibrator Copy

WISdomestics Blames Competitors For Its Own Misleading Vibrator Copy

Jen ordered a product on Amazon, but what arrived in the shipment was significantly less than what was promised.