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Guitar Center Customer Loses Fight With Elmo
Who would punch Elmo in the back of the head? A disgruntled customer at a Guitar Center in Florida, that's who. The Elmo performer was working a gig at a toy store next door, then wandered over to Guitar Center. That's when a customer came in, played some drums, behaved aggressively toward other customers and staff, then punched Elmo. More »

"Sexy" "Sesame Street" And "Costume" Should Not Be In The Same Sentence
What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Perhaps a sexy Elmo? Or a sexy Big Bird? Yes, it's that time of year again when that which should not be eroticized, is, and is turned into a Halloween costume. More »

World's Lamest Promo? Buy $48 In Tickets, Receive 4 Free Tacos!

—>Holy mother of sponsor deals! Yesterday and today only, if you visit ComcastTix.com and spend $48 on a Taco Bell Family 4-Pack for the Sesame Street Live "Elmo Makes Music" event at the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton "We Don't Have A Corporate Sponsor Yet But Give Us Time" New Jersey, you'll receive 4 free tacos from Taco Bell! Oh, but "additional fees may apply."  More »

Secret Geek Squad Training Video
A former Geek Squad employee, racked with guilt over how he steals porn from customer's computers all the time, gave us this video on his death bed. "Take this," he gasped with one outstretched arm, "tell them the truth..." Then the guilt virus reached his heart and he was dead. More »

ElmoTMX On Fire

More videos as they keep burning the Elmo, inside. For ultimate effect, play all at the same time.  More »

Wal-Mart Stocks Brokeback Mountain Next to Sesame Street

—>We've received a late-breaking report that a Wal-Mart in Englewood, CO is stocking Brokeback Mountain next to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Sesame Street learning series.  More »

Murder Me Elmo II: "Who Has To Die?"

Murder Me Elmo Update! Turns out this story was just another cock tease, as Elmo is really just saying "Who has to go?" not "Who wants to die?" Or so the company insists:  More »

Murder Me Elmo!

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