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Broadview Security Systems Protect You From Hordes Of Scary Guys In Black Sweatshirts

Broadview Security Systems Protect You From Hordes Of Scary Guys In Black Sweatshirts

The ads for Broadview Security address an important issue for modern women: someone is always lurking outside waiting to rape you. Did I say address? I meant to say something more like stoke flames of fear. Comedian Sarah Haskins takes on the security alarm systems rape fables in a recent epsiode of Target: Women. [More]

Lady Friends, What Would You Buy Without Them?

Lady Friends, What Would You Buy Without Them?

In a recent Target Women episode, Sarah Haskins skewers Lady Friends, those female creatures particular to TV advertising. They can help you pick out a candle, get a great deal on shoes, or advise you in a crowded nightclub that previous commercial for Yaz are for the treatment of PMDD and mild acne, not PMS or major acne. They imitate human behaviors and real emotions, but everything they say has a price tag. “Friends, what would you buy without them?” quips Sarah.