Playtex Must Be Messing With Us: Andrew W.K. Is The Face Of “Fresh + Sexy” Post-Coital Wipes

Someone wake me when this is over.

Someone please wake me from the terrible dream I’m having where Andrew W.K. is the face of wipes designed for use before/after sexy times in the bedroom or wherever you happen to be making the magic happen. It can’t be true, it just can’t — and yet, apparently, it is. There will be no waking from this nightmare, thanks to Playtex. [More]