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“No Sagging Allowed” At Some McDonald’s

McDonald’s is the latest battleground in the ongoing war over saggy trousers. The owner of several Golden Arches franchises in Texas recently began posting signs making it clear to all that there will be “No Sagging Allowed in This Restaurant.” [More]

Saggy Pants Fines Bring City $3,916.49

Saggy Pants Fines Bring City $3,916.49

Albany, Georgia is raking in the dough by fining people who violate the city’s saggy pants ban. [More]

Guy From Green Day Kicked Off Southwest Because Of Saggy Pants

Guy From Green Day Kicked Off Southwest Because Of Saggy Pants

Add “saggy pants” to list of reasons you, or your favorite celebrity, can get kicked off Southwest Airlines. Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong objected to being told to pull up his pants by a flight attendant, and, according to an eyewitness who happens to be a producer for ABC 7 in San Francisco, the dispute resulted in both Mr. Armstrong and his companion being asked to leave the aircraft. [More]

Your Saggy Pants Are Not Welcome In Dublin, Georgia

Your Saggy Pants Are Not Welcome In Dublin, Georgia

Even though other municipalities have tried — and failed — to enact laws regulating the bagginess and sagginess of their citizens’ trousers, the mayor of Dublin, GA, is moving forward with his plan to sign an ordinance that would fine violators up to $200 for low-riding pants. [More]

NY Politician Uses Billboard To Attack Saggy Pants

NY Politician Uses Billboard To Attack Saggy Pants

Attention saggy pants lovers: A state senator in NY has commissioned a billboard that calls on you to “Stop the Sag.” [More]