Wall Street Hoped They'd Be "Wealthy And Retired" Before The House of Cards Fell

Wall Street Hoped They'd Be "Wealthy And Retired" Before The House of Cards Fell

If you’re wondering why all these supposedly smart people bought bullsh*t securities made up of pools of overpriced mortgages given to broke people with crap credit — it’s time for you to meet the rating agencies. Rating agencies are the folks who decide the “quality” of investments. They’re the ones who decided that these securities deserved a AAA (read: awesome) rating. Did they know that they were passing junk off as gold? Um, yeah, according to reports from Bloomberg and the New York Times. It looks like they sorta did.