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Guarantee She'll Run Away Screaming By Asking Her To Marry You With A Pizza Hut Proposal Kit

By Mary Beth Quirk February 10, 2012

If you envisioned the one you love crying and hurling insults at you after you propose to her, you might want to check out Pizza Hut’s “Tie the Knot with the Dinner Box” proposal kit. Perfect for the Valentine’s Day you want to ruin by proffering her your love, devotion and a box full of pizza and breadsticks. [More]

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