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sale fail
TiVO: Save $100 By Saving $50!
Reader Tim is canceling TiVO and going with the Comcast DVR and was presented with a retention deal that he was able to resist. Why? Because $299.99 - $100 doesn't equal $249.99. More » -
above and beyond
Don't Be So Shocked: Excellent Service From Citibank CSR
"Above and Beyond" service often comes down to the management of a particular location, rather than an individual employee, no matter how big or otherwise problematic a company may be. Fred had such an experience with Venkatesh, the overseas customer service rep he reached when he called to cancel his ancient Citibank account. Venkatesh not only talked him out of canceling the account, but was so competent and nice in the process that Fred felt compelled to speak to his supervisor and write to Consumerist. More » -
fees
Unplugging Your DirecTV Box Could Cost You $79.95
A DirecTV CSR claimed that reader Mark changed his installation by following troubleshooting instructions to unplug and reconnect his box, and now owed $79.95. Mark, who paid $6 per month for DirecTV's protection plan, refused to pay the fee and asked to cancel to his service. More » -
customer service
Retain 5% More Customers, Reap 35-95% More Profit
Did you know that if you keep 5% more of your customers, you will make 35-95% more profit? Those were the findings of a Harvard researcher* when he investigated the financial impact of keeping customers around. The chart above demonstrates how a 5% increase in retention rates increased profit across a variety of industries. The equation is simple: make us stick around (usually by making us happier) and we'll make you more money. Cut out support, services, make it difficult to talk to you, etc, and while you might save in the short, you'll lose in the long-term.
[via The Value Creation Process in Customer Relationship Management (PDF)]
* Reichheld, F. F. and Sasser, W. E. Jr. "Zero Defections: Quality Comes to Services", Harvard Business Review, September-October, 1990, pp. 105-111. -
confessions
Why You Can't Cancel Your Account, An Insider's Perspective
It's easy to forget that despite infuriating scripts and adherence to dogmatic corporate policies, CSRs are real people. A former call center worker wrote in to describe the extraordinary pressure CSRs feel from management to keep customers from canceling their accounts.You'd think it was so easy: call to cancel service, and it's cancelled. And yet, it never is. Here's why.
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desperation
Vonage's $3.99 Retention Plan
Vonage offers a $3.99 per month retention plan to customers who might jump ship to providers with more certain futures. The plan is meant to shore-up Vonage's customer churn rate, especially as the internet telephony company struggles to stay alive amidst a patent dispute with Verizon. Vonage's churn rate last quarter was 2.4%, high enough to spook investors or anyone considering a potential acquisition. A comment left by a self-avowed Vonage flack tries to put a positive spin on the offering: More » -
telephony
Vonage: Sorry, You Can't Cancel Without Speaking To The Retention Department
Mark tried to cancel his Vonage service outside of normal business hours, but Vonage wouldn't let him go unless he called back to speak with the customer retention department. Mark had tried to call the previous day during business hours, but Vonage's computers were down. How convenient.Vonage: Why are you canceling the account.
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ask the consumerists
How Can I Get Comcast To Match AT&T's Offer?
Reader Chris writes in wondering how to get Comcast to match AT&T's offer:Tried to get Comcast to match any of the 4 different offers I received from AT&T to switch and save over 55 dollars a month for the same or better services I receive from Comcast now. (I don't particularly want AT&T-branded satellite and DSL, however.)
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aol
AOL Made Reps Give Out One Piece Of Tech Support At A Time, Making Customers Call Back Again And Again, And Get Upsold Every Time
A former AOL tech support rep confesses one of the worst parts about his job. AOL had a policy called "One Call/One Resolution" which basically meant that they were only supposed to dole out ONE troubleshooting step when you called. Then they were supposed to pass you off to someone who tried to upsell you to DSL or some video computer courses. The result was that customers had to call in call in call in, just to get the most basic problem solved. More » -
tivo
Upgrade Your Tivo For Cheap By Trying To Cancel
Reader Justin tells us that now is the time to upgrade your Tivo, should that be your heart's desire: More » -
t-mobile
Tough Love From A Current T-Mobile Retention Rep
Taking a break from our whirl of ex-cellphone reps revenging themselves on their former employers, here's a current T-mobile retention rep telling you how to handle the cancellation call, as well as a perspective on their thought processes. More » -
sprint
Sprint Changes Plan And Renews Contract Without Consent
Sprint changed Carolyn's plan and renewed her contract without her consent. A nine-year customer with four lines, Carolyn's problems began when her December invoice showed roaming charges on a plan that allowed for free roaming. She soon discovered that in November, Sprint had moved her to a newer, more expensive plan, without her consent. More » -
readers
Attention: You Rock At Lowering Your APR
The results of people simply asking their credit card companies to lower their APR are flowing in. Meet Stephen: More » -
consumerist kit
Reduce Credit Card APR: It Never Hurts To Ask
Acambras got her Citibank APR dropped from 13.99% to 2.99% just by asking. More » -
cellphones
Why Do Cellphone Companies Pay So Much To Get Me, But Not To Keep Me?
It's been often said that it costs several times more to acquire a new customer than to keep a loyal one around. More » -
complaints
Sprint Reps Continue Lying To Avoid Letting You Cancel
Sprint's retention process has gotten almost as bad as AOL's. More » -
verizon
Verizon Says: Go Back to T-Mobile
Today it's Verizon, not T-mobile, that draws the ire of the Consumerist readers. Doesn't anyone have some shit to talk about U.S. Cellular? We seems to be missing them this week. Anyway, John lives in different time zone than his girlfriend. He uses T-mobile. She uses Verizon. They wanted to use in-network calling, so John, being the chivalrous guy that he is, trucked on over to a Verizon store, ported his number, bought a phone, and thought that was that. More » -
cambodia
UPDATE: Cancel Verizon By Moving to Cambodia
It's raining and dreary, a perfect day for an indoor project. Like forgery. To escape our Verizon contract, we told them we're moving to Cambodia to work in the US Embassy. The 30 days for us to send them proof of this is coming up. We know this really pissed a lot of people off when we first did this so let us explain. We were told that one way to break your cellphone contract was to tell them you're moving to an area out their service range. Cambodia certainly fits the bill. Almost too well, it can be argued. More »
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