Frozen Hawaiian Pizzas Still Leave Customers Sad, Pineapple-less

Frozen Hawaiian Pizzas Still Leave Customers Sad, Pineapple-less

Either makers of frozen pizzas should just give up on the whole concept of “toppings,” or we consumers need to seriously cut back on our expectations. Maybe they should at least give up on the idea of making Hawaiian pizzas topped with ham and pineapple. After multiple readers sent us sad comparisons of Celeste’s version of the pizza, it turns out Red Baron doesn’t do such a good job, either. [More]

The Reality Of This Red Baron Scramble Is That It Needs A Gallon Of Gravy To Be Edible

Sending scrambled messages.

There’s nothing quite like it — you walk past the box in the grocery store, and something catches your eye, sets your stomach a-rumbling. It looks so good, so delicious and tempting, you must buy it, own it, and devour it for your very own. But as Dave found out with a Red Baron breakfast scramble, taking off that persuasive packaging often reveals something much less desirable. [More]

These Red Baron Frozen Pizzas Could Be Rounder

These Red Baron Frozen Pizzas Could Be Rounder

They were on-sale — three for $9.99. My roommates and I (tricked by the xxx for xxx sale) grabbed three.