Best Buy Forgets That Quebec Is Actually Part Of Canada

Best Buy Forgets That Quebec Is Actually Part Of Canada

Quebec, as you may know, is the fiercely francophone province of Canada that has held two failed secession votes and somehow still remains part of Canada. The question “is Quebec a part of Canada?” is loaded with centuries of history and ton(ne)s of baggage. So, of course, Best Buy Canada stepped in the middle of it in the interest of selling some TVs. [More]

Apparently There's A Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve, And Someone Stole It

Apparently There's A Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve, And Someone Stole It

First, let us reassure you: there will be no maple syrup shortage this year. Repeat: there will be no maple syrup shortage. However, police in Quebec, Canada are trying to determine the whereabouts of millions of dollars’ worth of maple syrup that disappeared from a warehouse in the town of St-Louis-de-Blandford. It wasn’t just any warehouse full of concentrated tree sap that was burgled: it was the temporary storage site of the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers’ global strategic maple syrup reserve. Which is apparently a thing. [More]

Family Of Four Dies In Sinkhole After Yard Silently Liquefies

Family Of Four Dies In Sinkhole After Yard Silently Liquefies

The bodies of a family of four were found on their couch at the bottom of a crevasse after the area underneath their house suddenly gave way Monday. The culprit was an ancient one, the modern-day after-effects of a 10,000-year old inland sea. [More]

Depressed Lady Loses Benefits Because Of Her Facebook Photos

Depressed Lady Loses Benefits Because Of Her Facebook Photos

A depressed woman has lost her benefits because her insurance agent found Facebook photos where she appears to be having fun.